red light districts

I try to make this website the best guide to Bangkok’s red light districts as I possibly can. But I know you’ve still got plenty of questions you need answers fast. Especially when you’re planning your first trip to one of the largest adult entertainment playground in Thailand.

Which is why you’ll find maps to all of the 5 red light districts in Bangkok as well as hotel recommendations all over this website.

Through the years I’ve compiled lots of emails with questions about where to find prostitutes and how much to pay for sex with Thai freelancers in Bangkok.

But I also get a bunch of other questions like what would happen to you if you got caught in a police raid!

And what’s the one biggest mistake you should avoid on your first trip.

You want the answers to those questions right? Sure you do. I got 21 other BIG questions that you have rattling around inside your perverted brain while planning your first big trip. Well, I got the answers.

Before the age of the Internet, it wasn’t easy to find any information about Thailand’s infamous nightlife, like when I first got here. Back then, it was all word of mouth. The old fashioned way.

All of you younger guys reading this believe me you’ve got it so easy now.

Here we go:

You Asked, And I Answered

1. Where can I find hot beautiful Thai girls that are “cheap” for all night sex?
2. Are Bangkok’s red-light districts safe?
3. Where to find Thai ladyboys with the biggest tools?
4. Are there any massage parlors with ladyboys?
5. Which hotels in Bangkok have Thai hookers I can order for room service?
6. Are Thai girls into threesomes? I want to bring my girlfriend (non-Thai) to Bangkok for some fun.
7. I am from India. Will Thai prostitutes like me?
8. Should I pack my own condoms or are the ones sold in Thailand adequate for big guys?
9. I booked a hotel in BKK that has no in-room safe. Can I trust the safety deposit box near reception?
10. Should I worry about HIV and other STD while getting involved with Thai hookers?
11. For a first timer visiting Bangkok’s body to body massage parlors and go go bars, what is one mistake I should avoid?
12. How to keep girls from bailing out on me early on long time?
13. I have a week in BKK and my budget is $1000USD. What can I do with it to have the best experience?
14. Any ideas for daytime action?
15. What happens to me if I’m inside a soapy massage parlor and there’s a police raid?
16. What are your thoughts on falling in love with a bar girl?
17. Where’s the best place to pick up Thai University girls for sex?
18. Do legitimate traditional Thai massage shops offer happy endings?
19. Do I have to tip?
20. What happens if my condom breaks?
21. Where can I find non-Thai hookers in Bangkok?
22. Can I take videos and photos of the girls I bang?
23. Should I use Thai escort and massage outcall services?
24. Buying Dick Pills in Bangkok. Where to Buy and Are They Safe?
25. Are there places that you’re keeping secrets and not sharing?

Chances Are You’ve Got Those Same Questions Too

This is one of the reasons why I created this post. I filled it with 23 of the most asked questions regarding Bangkok’s sex entertainment industry sent from fellow sexual deviants around the world.

Let’s get started with one of the single most asked questions I’ve received over the 5 years this blog got started:

1. Where can I find hot beautiful Thai girls that are “cheap” for all night sex?

That’s a question I get about 4 times a month. At first, I would answer in a polite manner.

“Hi there so and so. It’s impossible to find a very attractive Thai girl who would go all night with you for 500THB.”

I was polite when it all started. Today I take off the kid gloves and answer like this “Are you serious? You should just stay home and jerk off.” You might think that’s a cold answer. But a bit of tough love goes a long way.

Guys, try not to leave your common sense at home. There are a lot of reports about guys getting drugged and robbed inside their hotel rooms. Like this poor fellow in Pattaya after picking up a cheap Beach Road prostitute.

It’s true you can find cheap pussy in Bangkok. But there are Thai women posing as prostitutes using the bait of nearly free sex to drug and rob budget sex tourists.

Just remember, if you get an offer for sex that is way too cheap to be true that’s when you should worry and walk the other way.

Now if your question to me is, “Where can I find a decent looking Thai hooker for 500THB?”

I’ve already covered how and where you can find cheap sex in Bangkok for 500THB for 30 minutes with decent looking Thai prostitutes. Because typically, it’s not easy finding average looking Thai prostitutes to have sex with you for 500THB for 60 minutes.

Hot girls equal more money. This is true all over the world my friends. Especially in Thailand. Whether you’re inside gogo bars or the streets of Bangkok. You’re shit out of luck if you’ve got less than 500THB for sex with decent looking call girls.

2. Are Bangkok’s red-light districts safe?

Of the 20+ years I’ve been in Thailand paying for sex with Thai prostitutes, I’ve never had any problems with my own personal safety. And I’ve been to some of the scariest parts of Thailand all by my lonesome self.

But crazy shit happens. Bangkok has a reported population of around 8 million people. It’s a big congested city. On top of that, today there are a lot of degenerate foreigners coming in from other countries taking advantage of Thailand’s fast and loose laws, from dealing drugs to running overseas scams.

So now you not only have to worry about Thais that are up to no good, but you also have to worry about Mr. Johnny Foreigner too.

Jim Hunt’s 3 simple rules to avoid getting robbed, beaten, stabbed, sexually molested, tasered, whipped, ball-gagged, gang banged and shot inside the red light districts of Bangkok:

1. Don’t talk to strangers that approach you from the middle of nowhere. Yes, your mother was right all along. Pretend you can’t speak English.
2. Watch your liquor intake. Especially when you’re alone. Getting drunk and wasted makes you an easy mark.
3. If you think you’ve been done wrong, stay cool about it and walk away. If this poor American tourist in Bangkok did the same he might still be alive today.

But really, Bangkok is very safe as long as you keep your wits and shit together. The red light districts of Bangkok are full of tourists and Thai locals so you’ve got safety in numbers. So relax and have a good time.

Oh, also make sure you clean them titties well before sucking on Thai prostitute nipples to be on the safe side.

3. Where can I go find ladyboys with the biggest tools?

Right now my dad is spinning in his grave knowing that I’m dispensing info about Thai ladyboys. Not that I am a pro in this field nor have I ever dabbled around with men with tits. I’ve only had a finger in my ass for a prostate massage by a sexy Thai massage girl. Which I don’t consider a gay encounter.

But living in Thailand for so long you’re going to know things about things you don’t ever want to know or care about. Whether you want to or not.

It’s only in the past 8 years or so that I have been getting a lot more requests for more information about Thai ladyboy prostitutes in Bangkok.

Luckily I know a lot of veteran ladyboy lovers in Thailand and can ask them where one can find Thai ladyboys with big cocks if I was ever asked.

They tell me that Casanova Bar inside Nana Entertainment Plaza is the place to go to find ladyboys with dicks most likely bigger than yours.

If you can’t find what you’re looking for there then my friends tell me Temptations Ladyboy Bar should be next on your checklist.

Other than that, you’re your own.

4. Are there any massage parlors with ladyboys?

Yes, there are. Many more today than when I first came here decades ago. Many Thai traditional massage shops you’d find all over the red light districts of Bangkok employ ladyboys mixed in with real ladies.

But not in a way that it’s set up as you’d find in Phrom Phong red light district filled with oil massage shops with happy ending services by sexy real Thai massage girls.

That said, you can still easily find ladyboys that will blow you or give you a hand job at a few select places my friends recommend to any that is curious to try out Thai ladyboys.

Here’s Where to Find Massage Shops with Thai Ladyboys in Bangkok:

• Check the massage shops between Sukhumvit Soi 5 and 7
• Take a walk down Sukhumvit 7/1
• Sukhumvit Soi 4

Available ladyboys are typically sitting outside to attract tourists. And it works since they are the most eye-catching out of the groups of massage ladies.

Prices for Massage with Thai Ladyboys:

• 1 Hour Oil Massage 400THB
• 1 Thai Massage 300THB

Prices for Extra Service with Thai Ladyboys:

• Hand Job 500THB
• Blow Job 800THB
• Full Service 1500THB

Massage prices are set rates and you can’t get any discounts. However, you can ask for discounts for extra services. Because those prices are negotiated directly between customers and ladyboys.

5. Which hotels in Bangkok have Thai hookers I can order for room service?

As far as I know, both Thai and internationally operated hotels in Thailand do not employ prostitutes on site. I know you can find pussy for sale inside cheap hotels in most Southeast Asian like Malaysia and Singapore. Where a “bellboy” would get alerted by the front desk there’s a single male tourist registered to a room and all by his lonesome.

There’s no such thing in Thailand as far as I know. However, there are certain hotels in Bangkok with prostitutes working nearby or on-premise. But have no direct relations with hotels.

If you’re staying at a 5-star hotel in Sukhumvit there could be Thai hooker’s hanging around inside the hotel bar. While I was staying at the Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit I found a few hot, but older Thai prostitutes inside Barsu, which is the hotel’s bar/restaurant.

Matter of fact I’ve stayed in a few luxury hotels on Sukhumvit and found a few prostitutes here and there but the ladies are older.

6. Are Thai girls into threesomes? I want to bring my girlfriend (non-Thai) to Bangkok for a three-way.

Most Thai girls in the sex industry are not into rug munching. But if the money is right they’ll eat an acre. So finding a hooker to join your threesome when you BYOG (bring your own girlfriend) is absolutely possible. Doesn’t matter if your girl is Thai or non-Thai.

It’s just a matter of how much you’re going to pay them to eat out your girlfriend. Whether they’re actually bi-sexual or not is a whole different matter.

Today, there are lots of massage shops with girls that are bisexual. Maybe not by choice but I believe they are trained to please women as much as they are trained to please men.

Here are a few names of massage shops in Bangkok to find bi-sexuals for your three-way:

• Analisa Massage
• Bangkok Passion Massage
• Avocado Massage

Those three happy ending massage shops have a decent line up for girls and maybe men to perform couples massage. I say maybe men because many shops have attempted to hire men to service female customers while their boyfriend or husband is getting serviced by a lady.

There’s a certain segment of foreign visiting couples that look for this service and many shops have tried to obliged but failed.

7. I am from India. Will Thai prostitutes like me?

So this is a question I get asked frequently. Here’s the deal fellas. Thai prostitutes are paranoid about Indians because they’re scared when they get to their hotel there are 5 other Indian dudes inside the room wanting a piece of the action.

Don’t do that fellas. It scares the shit out of the poor girls. I know not all Indians do that. But there are enough around to the point where Thai prostitutes have become cautious and paranoid around Indians.

What really matters is you pay them a fair price to tickle your balls and have sex with you. Whether they will like you or not is a different story. Being a gentleman is better than being an asshole. This is true whether you’re Indian, European, American, Korean or Martian.

It’s really obvious. They don’t really care about your ethnicity. They’re hookers. They care about the money. The more you throw at them the more they’ll like you.

The less money you pay them or if you keep pestering to fuck them all night for cheap than yes, they are not going to like you.

8. Should I pack my own condoms or are the ones sold in Thailand adequate for big guys?

Condoms sold in Thailand come in all sizes, colors, tastes, and textures. The most popular and well-known brand of condoms is produced by Durex and are the choice of condoms for foreign tourists.

Followed by Japanese condom maker Okamoto which also has a good following because it’s a Japanese product. Take for example the fantastic porn they put out.

The ones provided by Thai hookers, massage shops, and soapies use some off-brand name condoms that most guys don’t have a problem with. And surprisingly most of the condoms provided by them are not the industrial strength version where you wouldn’t feel a thing.

If You Know You’ve Got a Big Johnson, Better BYOC

But if you are girth gifted you’re going to have to bring your own condoms from your home country. Lengthwise Thai and Japanese condoms will do just fine for most guys.

Surprisingly, condoms provided by Thai prostitutes are decent quality and not the super strong industrial kinds where you can’t feel a thing. From my experience, most of the prostitutes use a brand called One Touch which I believe is a Thai company.

Now if you really got a big dick and brought your own condom to Thailand don’t be surprised if she won’t let you use it. Because they’re worried you could’ve been poking holes all over it with needles. Now I don’t have a clue if there are any retards out there actually doing shit like that. It could be a myth perpetuated by nervous hookers.

But in this crazy day and age, nothing really surprises me.

And one last thing, if you are one of the lucky bastards that are truly well endowed, girls in oil massage parlors and soapies may deny you service. And request that you choose another lady. So if you’re packing a lot of heat it’s a blessing and a curse in Thailand.

9. I booked a hotel in BKK that has no in-room safe. Can I trust the hotel safety deposit box near reception?

Currently, I have my own place in Bangkok. But I do stay in bar girl friendly close to the red light districts when I’m feeling lonely or when I’m having a night out with the guys. And today most hotels, even cheap accommodations have in-room electronic safe.

That said of all the years I have stayed in hotels all over Thailand I have never used the safety deposit boxes inside hotels. So I honestly don’t know if it’s reliable or not. However, this news article about a robbery at a hotel in Phuket is quite disturbing.

Whenever I stayed in hotels all over Thailand I just stick my passport and spare cash inside the safe. I kept my laptop computer inside my large luggage with a good lock on it. So if you’re staying at a really cheap hotel then I recommend getting a really good luggage lock. Better yet, don’t bring anything you can’t easily replace or risk losing.

I don’t think theft from hotel staff is a huge problem all over Thailand. Most in room thefts actually occur when unlucky guests invite the wrong types of people to their rooms.

 10. Should I worry about HIV and other STD before having sex with Thai hookers?

According to this and various other health articles, AIDs and HIV are at a decline in Thailand. Still, everyone should worry about it. I certainly do. If you’re messing around a lot with Thai whores as I have, you’re at risk of STDs. There is no question about it.

Here’s what I do to minimize the risk:

• Don’t eat pussy.
• If a hooker says it’s okay to have sex without a condom, run the other way.

If you’ve read my blog posts, you’ll find out that I always go to the same places. Though I am starting to be a bit more adventurous due to a series of fortunate events. Anyways, I stick to long-established oil and soapy massage parlors as well as go go bars.

Technically all working girls inside of gogo bars and massage parlors are checked for STDs and are on the pill. But still, keep a rubber on.

11. As a first timer to the red light districts of Bangkok, what’s one thing I should never do?

I should’ve added this rule to my 7 mistakes to avoid in Bangkok’s red-light districts the first time I published that post. Which is to never tell a Thai prostitute it’s your first time in Bangkok.

Here are the reasons why:

At the gogo bars: If you’re discovered to be a newbie at a gogo bar there is a stronger possibility you’ll be charged more money for short time and long time.

At the oil massage parlors: Never tell a massage girl it’s your first time. They might shorten massage service and not provide the full time you’ve paid for.

At the beer bars and clubs: Freelance prostitutes will throw out higher prices at you if they think you’re none the wiser. Eventually, they’ll drop their high prices when they realize you know the actual cost of Thai freelancers in the red light districts.

Chatting with Thai prostitutes is the normal procedure and starts with small talk. But these chats are ways for them to suss out whether or not you’re a first-timer or a seasoned visitor.

12. How to keep girls from bailing out early on long time?

I used to have this problem a lot also. Normally you have to pay hookers in full for long time back at your place. There will be times when you’re with a hooker on long time and she gives some lame excuse to leave you way before morning time. Like she forgot to switch off her kitchen stove at her apartment. I got tired of this happening

So I started doing this.

I would tell prostitutes I will give her half of the agreed long time price at my place. When it’s time for her to leave in the morning I’ll give her the other half. I also show her the total amount to put her at ease that I can pay her in full.

It works like a charm. Sometimes girls won’t agree to my terms. Could be she just won’t trust that I’d pay the other half. Or it could be she just plans to take the full amount and just do an early runner. If that happens I’ll just find someone else.

13. I have one week in BKK and my budget is $1000USD. What can I do with it to have the best time?

So assuming a week is 5 days. And I’m also assuming this $1000USD is completely allocated towards payments to Thai hookers. With the cost of plane ticket and hotels deducted already.

Plane tickets to Thailand are very affordable these days and I’ve flown in from a bunch of different countries so I know. For hotels, you can find some very good budget guest friendly hotels costing 1000THB to 1500THB, within all of the red light districts in Bangkok. And those are hotels, not cheap hostels or guesthouses.

That means you’ve got $200USD per day/night. Not a bad budget at all. Consider when visiting a go go bar you’re going to be spending about $100USD when you pay a bar fine + short time rate. So that extra $100USD can be spent on drinks.

You should even have enough for 3 square Thai meals a day. I would say you’re in good shape budget wise even if you’re staying for a full 7 days.

As to what you can do for the best experience. Well, that’s not an easy question to answer since I don’t know your likes and dislikes.

14. Any ideas for daytime action?

Blow job bars, they open around the afternoon time though the best looking talents come around later.

Or you can take a walk around the Sukhumvit soi 5 to soi 7 area in the afternoon. I call it the bus stop because city buses do stop right on that spot.

Most hookers in Thailand are not early risers due to their occupation. The ones are up early are not easy on the eyes. Sure, you can find pussy in Bangkok early in the morning. But most of them working that early are probably older undesirable women.

You’ll find plenty of day time action in Phrom Phrong red light district…And most oil massage parlors in the Phrom Phong red light district open around 12pm. And because most of the massage girls live in the vicinity or even in apartment rooms in the same building there is always someone to service customers right from opening time.

15. What happens to me if I’m in a soapy massage parlor and there’s a police raid?

Memorize your country’s embassy phone number in Thailand cause, YOU’RE FUCKED! Just kidding.

This is a great question. One that I can’t give a full answer to. With that said, I have a theory based on history.

The cops will let you go.

I came to this conclusion when the authorities started going after soapies for employing under-aged girls from Laos and Burma.

Particularly what happened to Nataree Massage in Huay Kwang red light district in 2016 which resulted in the arrests of Nataree’s operators. And subsequently a permanent shut down.

Copa Cabana also in Huay Kwang was raided soon after but no under-aged sex workers were found. No arrests were made. And today as of writing Copa Cabana is operating business as usual. And check out what happened at Victoria’s Secret Massage just this year.

Seems like the cops are out to bust up soapy massage parlors with underaged sex workers around Thailand. And rightly so.

In all Cases, Not One Single Sex Tourist Was Reported Detained

There’s no mention of customers either Thai or tourist detained inside Nataree. Even though prostitution in Thailand is illegal. Sex for sale is tolerated and in this instance regulated. The authorities were more primarily focused on rooting out underaged sex workers.

98% of the customers that go to Nataree are foreigners. And the raid occurred during night time. There had to be dozens of surprised customers inside during the bust.

Kind of hard to believe not one single customer wasn’t caught balls deep in a prostitute.

Let’s Not Scare off the Tourists (say the cops unofficially)

I don’t know much about the country’s economy. But it doesn’t take a genius to see that Thailand’s sex industry is a significant contributor to Thailand’s treasury coffers.

Just imagine what would happen if a bunch of foreigners got sent to jail for paying for sex with prostitutes in Thailand. There would be a significant reduction in male tourists visiting the country. And there would be a rise in cases of blue balls in epidemic proportions.

Police raids do happen though, as reported on the local news. But never inside the red light districts of Bangkok. It does happen once in awhile in Pattaya like it did in Coming Bar on Soi 6.

They happen at local pubs and bars that open past bar closing time by law, or if the police gets a tip on illicit drug activities and underage sex workers. Even then as tourists get caught up at a club open past business hours most likely Thai cops will just let you go. However, they may submit you to a urine test for drugs.

Even then you don’t hear a single peep about a tourist getting arrested for paying for sex with prostitutes. Even this dummy wasn’t charged with paying for sex. When it’s obvious he does. But he was charged with murder, running away from the scene of the crime and visa overstay.

Of the 20 plus years I’ve been messing around in Bangkok I’ve never heard of anyone getting busted by the cops for paying Thai hookers for sex.

16. What are your thoughts on falling in love with Thai prostitutes? (the Mythical Girlfriend Experience)

I know a few friends who’ve made a successful relationship with prostitutes. What’s the key to their success? They have a steady source of income and are faithful.

I also know a shit load of guys who’ve made the leap with starting a relationship with Thai hookers. And they ended up in the shit house.

What was their downfall? They didn’t have enough money. Also because faithfulness was not in their vocabulary.

There could be many reasons why men would want a girlfriend in Thailand but if you do, look for a good Thai girl to date, okay?

For Thai hookers, you’re basically renting a person for sex. There is no such thing as the girlfriend experience. They want cold hard cash and you want their soft lips wrapped around your cock. And that’s as far as the relationship goes.

But I know what I write here is going to fall on deaf ears. As many foreigners end up with Thai hookers that for one reason or the other won’t let go of their old habits.

Just a word of caution, if you’re thinking about getting married to a Thai girl, whether good or bad, there’s a good chance you’ll be caring for her immediate family needs. Or perhaps a couple of kids from a previous relationship. Maybe even her extended family. So be careful of what you wish for.

17. Where’s the best place to pick up Thai University girls for sex?

First I’ll tell you where you shouldn’t be picking up Thai uni girls, and that is from Thai dating websites. Oh, yeah, sure you’ll find Thai girls ready to date foreigners on it. But they’re not girls actively studying in Thai universities.

Anyone can buy Thai university uniforms and pose as a student.

Finding hordes of Thai uni girls actively working in Bangkok’s commercial sex industry is a myth. Sure there could be instances where a hard up for cash university student is hooking on the side for extra cash. But you sure as hell won’t find any of them swinging around the dance floors of Soi Cowboy.

However, you will find many working at the PIMP and other similar upscale gentleman’s clubs in Bangkok at night.

18. Do legitimate traditional Thai massage shops offer happy endings?

This is not an easy question to answer. But if you’re staying near the red light districts, like Silom where Patpong is or Nana or Sukhumvit you will find massage shops that look totally legit with a fully uniformed masseuse and a spa atmosphere and decor. It’ll look like the type of joint you would take your granny to. Yet hand jobs are still offered for the right tip.

From what I can gather, if you come into a shop as a loner, the shop manager will probably match you up with a younger massage girl. In case you’re willing to pay tips for a happy ending. If you come in with your mother-in-law then you’ll probably get paired up with a Thai auntie ready to service you.

The only time that you know absolutely sure that rub and tugs are not on offer is when you see a sign inside the shop with a sign saying no sex like the one below.

Other than that, it’s fair game in any shop that has a lot of drunk tourists wandering around in the surrounding area.

19. Do I have to give a tip?

Tipping is not customary in Thailand. Tip whatever you want as a matter of fact. Or don’t tip at all. It’s not like they’re never going to let you back in.

That said, personally, I do give tips. Here are some examples of where and how much:

Gogo Bars: If I’m inside a bar for more than 2 hours and ordering lots of drinks I’ll tip the waitress 100THB. Otherwise, if I’m inside for just a few beers I’ll give 40THB. I tip the same way at short time beer bars.

Soapy Massage Parlor: I’ll tip the papasan a 100THB only for introducing me to new hot sexy Thai massage girls. Otherwise, I don’t tip papasans at all. For the ladies working inside if I get really good service and plan on going back to see her again I’ll give her 300THB.

Freelance Thai Prostitutes and Bar Girls: For short time I don’t tip. For long time I’ll tip 300THB if the service is good. Otherwise, I’ll just pay for their taxi fare home.

20. What happens if my condom breaks?

This is another tough question. I’ll share a personal story here.

Ten years ago I went to Teen Massage on Soi 33 (not there anymore). I was getting it on with a massage girl doggy style. When I finished I looked at my cock and something didn’t look right. She was still in position and I saw I creampied her with a large piece of a tattered condom dangling out of her pussy.

I looked at my cock again and saw the condom in tatters. There was blood too. It was like everything happened in slow motion. I freaked. But I know I kept my cool better than the massage girl. She quickly ran to the shower stall and washed.

She must’ve been on her period but kept working.

Try to keep it cool

That’s what I was trying to tell myself. I kept telling her I was clean and STD free. I was pretty sure of it as I’m careful with every single prostitute I’m with. I’ve received many bareback blow jobs and that’s as far as I went.

But if you can imagine what’s going on in her brain. She doesn’t know what I have or what I don’t have.

Technically, girls working in the oil massage sex industry are tested periodically. And they’re on the pill. So at that time, I wasn’t really worried about contracting STDs or a hooker having my child.

I was actually more worried about the massage girl because I could see she was totally freaking out. I told her I will take a motorbike over to Bumrungrad Hospital and get tested for HIV.

It was still afternoon time so I said to her I’ll go over for the test and give her a call as soon as I got the results back.

Only until I got downstairs and she opened the door I could see how worried she was. She’s a tanned Isaan girl but her face was white as a ghost.

Long story short, I was all in the clear says my test results. I even got tested for all the other nasty shit like gonorrhea for good measure. I called her to meet me when she gets off work and it turned out she was ready to leave work to meet me because she was anxious to see my results.

The moral of the story

Be a man and do the right thing. Get tested and show her you are (hopefully) clean. At my local area hospital, I get tested every year and it only cost me 3000THB. If you ever get into a situation like mine there are clinics along Sukhumvit road to get tested.

I met her on the corner of Soi 33 and showed her my results. She was relieved like a weight was taken off of her shoulders. Even the blood returned to her face.

Since it was still early in the night and she’s free and so was I. We went out to dinner and back to my hotel room for some night time action.

She even said I could go bareback. As much as I wanted to go in commando I didn’t. Just like I always preach here. Use a condom.

21. Where can I find non-Thai hookers in Bangkok?

Today, you do have a variety of international hookers to tickle your fancy.

Africans –  You can find many hookers from Africa roaming and stand around between Sukhumvit Soi 4 to Soi 15. You can find them also on Nana Soi 4 near Nana Entertainment Plaza, but fewer numbers currently. African hookers are cautious because once in a while there are police crackdowns on illegal sex workers. You can get a short time romp with African hookers for 1500B.

Arabs – Arab ladies are a bit smarter about all this. They don’t really go out of their way to sell their pussy on the streets. They prefer hanging inside the Grace Hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 3. Step inside the Grace Hotel and you’ll feel like you’re in a different country within a different country. Arabs ladies charge about 1500B for short time too.

The hotel caters mainly to Arab and Indian sex tourists. Which attracts lots and lots of Arab and African hookers. Also Thai ladyboys too. It’s an interesting place to check out just for fun at night time.

Filipinas – Prostitutes that hail from the Philippines are a small minority. But they can be found. Not on the streets because they’re smarter than that. They hit the clubs inside Bangkok’s hotels. And they can do well because they can speak English. They’re not that cheap the ones that I’ve come across charge 2000B for short time.

22. Am I allowed to take photos and videos inside massage parlors?

Most definitely not. First off, pornography is illegal in Thailand. Yes, I know but bear with me here okay. While in Thailand, try visiting Pornhub or Redtube and you’ll get a site blocked message. There’s a way around it by the way and I’ll get to it later.

So there’s the pornography issue which is why you can’t. Then, there is the fact that the ladies don’t want that kind of attention. They know you can easily share it on the internet. Also if their bosses find out they’d be in serious trouble. So the girls won’t do it on premise.

However, if you offered them enough cash to be filmed inside your hotel room is a whole different story. In any case, don’t do it okay. There’s plenty of porn out there floating around and we don’t need you to add to the heap.

Now, if you want to watch your favorite porn sites in Thailand all you have to do is go on google and type in a search term ending with Pornhub. If you type in the website URL like pornhub.com directly you’ll get blocked.

What you should do instead is think about what search term you’re looking for to jerk off to. For instance, if you like fat women eating cake while getting gang banged, you’d type “fat women eating cake gang banged pornhub” and problem solved. No need to buy a VPN at all.

23. Should I use Thai escort and massage outcall services?

The simple answer is no. I always, always recommend everyone to get out and take a look at the scene with your own eyes. You might’ve flown halfway around the world so not really a good time to be a lazy piece of shit.

Do not rely on photos on any website pimping Thai prostitutes. Use it for reference. You should be able to tell whether or not a photo has been heavily processed. Which is the case for most massage shop with websites that provide outcall service.

Take a look at 7 Heaven website, it’s a BJ salon I enjoy a lot. Your eyes should be able to discern that it’s not heavily edited with filters.

Now take a look at Angel Massage, which I like and recommend also. But that’s because I’m familiar with the quality of their massage girls and service already. Notice most of their photos are older and shot inside a studio. To be honest, I think half of girls on their website don’t even work there anymore.

Could be they’re too lazy to update their website because they’re already popular. But if you order in-call service, you might get a girl that won’t look anything like the photos.

Point is, go out and take a look at the girls first inside their place of work. If they’re up to your satisfaction then pay and have them sent to your hotel room later own.

24. Buying Dick Pills in Bangkok. Where to Buy and Are They Safe?

I’m in my early 50’s and thankfully my pecker still stands in attention when I see a pretty girl naked and spread out on my bedsheet.

I can understand why most guys suffering with erectile dysfunction want a guarantee that they can “rise” to the occasion, after handing a wad of Baht to a Thai prostitute. After all, if you can’t perform she still gets paid.

And yeah, buying pills or jellies to make your dick hard is an added cost. On top of bar fines, lady drinks and the price to do the deed.

But as real person providing information about something that you’re ingesting, and might be harmful to your health, I have to be really careful.

Because sexual enhancement drugs is a very big business in Thailand. Which means counterfeiters want a piece of the action.

There are two pharmacies you can check out near Nana BTS station:

• Charoen Pharmacy (92-96 Sukhumvit Rd)
• Southeast Pharmacy (207, 209 Sukhumvit Rd)

Their prices are not cheap. Don’t bother with Viagra which cost 250THB for 50mg tablet. Thailand has come out with their own called Sidegra and 50% cheaper. They’ve been in business for as long as the red light districts have been around. So they must be doing things right.

I have friends who have bought Kamagra, an Indian produced dick hardener that comes as a flavored gel you ingest on the streets for cheap. They usually share box of 50 sachets for 750THB.

Even though they know it is genuine, they do worry what if one day, that vendor decides to switch and resell counterfeit. And they all get poisoned with a Thai prostitute forced to rummage through their wallet while they’re all dead as a door nail with balls out, foaming from the mouth

Go buy from the pharmacies.

25. Are there secret places you’re not sharing?

Yup. Lots and lots of places.