Cheap Guest Friendly Bangkok Hotels for the Cheap Bastards
Here’s a selection of budget hooker friendly hotels in Bangkok. With prices ranging from 500THB to 1500THB. All hotels are located walking distance from all 5 red light districts in Bangkok. With no hassles about paying joiner fee as all these hotels are confirmed bar girl friendly.
Remember, most hotels in Bangkok even these cheap accommodations have a one hooker per room limit. If the hotels catch you with more than one lady (or ladyboy) you may be asked to pay a joiner’s fee which cost between 500THB to 1000THB. Or some just don’t care and let you bring two girls. Really depends on the hotel staff in most cases.
First I’ll start off with one of Bangkok’s most popular red light district in my book, Soi Cowboy. It has its own go-go bar district and you can walk to Nana red light district and also Phrom Phong red light district.
*Rates are approximate based on double occupancy*
1. Soi Cowboy
Budget guest friendly hotels near Soi Cowboy are becoming harder to come by near the go go bars in this area. So you’ll have to walk like 5 to 10 minutes which isn’t really that bad. All of these hotels are near the Asoke/Sukhumvit intersection with Asoke BTS and Sukhumvit MRT station close.
1. OYO 103 Euro Grande – 1000THB
Just a 500 meter walk from Soi Cowboy’s go go bars, OYO 103 Euro Grande is down a quiet soi with small restaurants nearby. Check for discounts.
2. iCheckinn Sukhumvit 20 – 1000THB
This particular iCheckinn hotel branch is furthest away from Soi Cowboy at a 900-meter walk. But I’m listing this hotel here because of the larger than usual rooms and swimming pool. Cause there’s always going to be at least one guy asking me to recommend a cheap hotel in Bangkok with swimming pool. Here you go.
A good bar girl friendly hotel overall value for the cheap bastards. Check for discounts.
3. Studio Sukhumvit 18 – 1000THB
Studio Sukhumvit 18 is a 700-meter walk to Soi Cowboy. Their studio rooms are under 1000THB. Spend an extra 1000THB and you’ll get a jacuzzi room. Great for taking a bar girl back for a bit of in house soapy action. Check for discounts.
4. White House Sukhumvit Soi 18 – 1000THB
This cheap guest friendly hotel is located right on Sukhumvit Road and just 10-minute walk to Soi Cowboy. Also about a 15-minute walk to the oil massage shops with a happy ending in Phrom Phrom Phong red light district. Check for discounts.
5. Best Comfort Bangkok Hotel – 1000THB
This hotel is a little bit above the 1000THB range but still considered cheap because it’s close to Terminal 21 shopping mall and many 5 star hotels. Soi Cowboy is a short 5-minute walk and Nana red light district is a 1o minute walk. Read the reviews.
2. Nana
There are a lot of cheap hotels surrounding Nana Plaza. But you have to more careful when selecting inexpensive accommodations in this area because the hotels can be really bad. Lucky for you, I’ve got five budget hotels in Nana for pussy to recommend here. Though be sure to read the hotel reviews before hitting that book a room button.
1. NANA Hotel – 1500THB
This hotel used to be a real shit hole. But after a recent refurbishment, its luster has been restored somewhat. Directly opposite from Nana Plaza and a squadron of Thai freelancers standing outside the hotel parking lot at night Nana Hotel is one cheapie accommodation to look into. Read the reviews.
2. Heaven @ 4 Hotel – 1100THB
Heaven at 4 Hotel as the name states is located on Nana Soi 4, has some of the best review ratings for a budget hotel close to Nana Plaza. Just a perfect little boutique hotel for the sex junkies. You’ve got ladyboys, real girls and massage parlors all lined up outside. Read the reviews.
3. Boss Suites Nana – 1200THB
I’ve stayed at Boss Suites Nana the first year it opened and it was awesome. Today after 10 years it’s seen a lot of wear and tear though there was a renovation about 6 years ago which restored its cheap boutique hotel status. With budget hotel rates Boss Suites Nana is still a decent bar girl friendly option with a 10-minute walk to Nana Plaza. Read the reviews.
4. Studio Nana by iCheckinn – 1100THB
Not exactly in Nana Plaza area but this budget hotel is located on Sukhumvit 11, which means if you stay at Studio Nana you’ll be between Nana and Soi Cowboy red light district. And Nana BTS station is not far so you can explore other parts of Bangkok also. Read the reviews.
5. Petals Inn – 1100THB
It’s not often you’ll see a bar girl friendly hotel with boutique qualities and high guest reviews. Petals Inn has both with a good location to boot. Just a short 5-minute walk is all it takes to get to Nana Plaza while passing a line of available Thai hookers and massage parlors for a hand job, blow job. Read the reviews.
3. Patpong
The shrinking Patpong red light district used to have the cheapest, sleaziest bar girl friendly hotels in Bangkok. Thankfully many budget boutique hotel sprout up and allow Thai prostitutes around Patpong. It’s still one raw nightlife district filled with Thai sex workers inside filling the go-go bars and beer bars you should not miss.
1. The FAH Silom – 1200THB
This little boutique hotel is a 5-minute walk to Patpong red light district and night bazaar. With a few gay massage shops nearby. Read the reviews.
2. Nantra Silom – Less than 1000THB
Looking for a very cheap hotel in Patong red light district for less than 1000THB. Nantra Silom is the one to look at. They even have rooms available for around 600THB but the catch is there are no windows and the room is small. Be sure to read the reviews if you plan on staying there.
3. Smore Hotel Sala Daeng – Less than 1000THB
This is another highly rated budget hotel though not exactly next to Patpong’s go go bars. It’ll probably take you 15-minutes to walk there. But it’s very close to Sala Daeng MRT subway station. Also one of the few recommended cheap hotels in Patpong costing less than 1000THB a night for a room without a window though. Read the reviews.
4. Sunflower Place – Less than 1000THB
Another cheap hooker friendly hotel near Patpong red light district you can get a room for less than a 1000THB. But these rooms have windows and room rates including breakfast. Read the reviews.
4. Phrom Phong
Phrom Phong is mainly know as a red light district with the most happy ending massage shops. Blow jobs, hand jobs, full service, prostate and nuru masssage are all in this area. It’s also considred a posh area with two major shopping centers. So here’s a selection of budget guest friendly hotels in Phrom Phong.
1. Mr. Sea in Bangkok – 1000THB
Mr. Sea hotel is located near Dream Heaven Massage and Hera’s Massage. Also Mitu Massage for a real nuru massage experience. Do I need to convince you more? You can get a room here for less than 1000THB per night but there won’t be a window. Read the reviews.
2. S33 Compact Hotel Sukhumvit – 1500THB
This popular budget hotel is priced a bit higher than Mr. Sea but has the same benefits in terms of the location near many popular full-service massage shops. Read the reviews.
3. Aspira G Sukhumvit 33 – 1200THB
This is the third budget hooker friendly hotel on Sukhumvit soi 33 near naughty massage parlors. So I hope you’re getting the subtle hints you should stay in this area if you’re looking for cheap hotels in Bangkok. Read the reviews.
4. 24 Inn Bangkok – 1300THB
A real treat to stay at 24 Inn for guys looking to be near many happy ending massage shops near Sukhumvit Soi 24/1. There’s even a handful of full-service massage shops behind 24 Inn such as Addict Massage. Read the reviews.
5. Retro 39 Hotel Bangkok – 1200THB
This little budget hooker friend boutique hotel is right across the road from Sukhumvit 24/1 where Angel Massage, Boss Massage and Can Cam Massage are situated. Read the reviews.
5. Huay Kwang
Huay Kwang is where you’ll find the most of Bangkok’s famous soapy massage parlors. It’s also the area where a bulk of Bangkok’s sex workers live. Hang around there late into the night after hours and you’ll know what I mean. Many budget hotels in the area as well as an MRT subway station in this location.
A side note, many Thai transexuals live in Huay Kwang provide ladyboy incall service so check websites like TS dating Bangkok.
All hooker friendly hotels listed below are one subway train stop away from Alaina Entertainment and Poseidon Massage.
1. My Hotel CMYK – 1100THB
This budget boutique hotel in Huay Kwang is a 5-minute walk from Huay Kwang MRT station. It’s in a quiet location with many restaurants nearby. Read the reviews.
2. Ratch 66 – Less than 1000THB
For the extreme cheap bastards, you can get a room a decent room for less than 1000THB at Ratch 66. Alaina soapy massage is about 10 minutes walk. The nearest MRT subway station is called Thailand Cultural Center and you can walk there in about 15 minutes. Read the reviews.
3. The Atrium Ratchada 13 Hotel – 1000THB
Atrium Ratchada is one of the best-rated hooker friendly hotels in Huay Kwang. Location is just a 5-minute walk to Huay Kwang MRT station. Read the reviews.
