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Analisa Massage is an excellent full service massage shop that is like a hidden gem. And one of my favorite places in Bangkok to get skillful hand jobs.

And I like hand jobs for it’s simplicity. And I’m a simple man.

Plus I’m trying to build up the numbers on my hand job stats which you can find here.

But when you get a 4 hands tantric massage at Analisa its like having ice cream with whip cream covered titties on top. Who doesn’t like a couple of pretty naked Thai girls buttering our corn? Or slap our salami. All this talk about food is making me hungry.

So on this post, you’re going to get a play by play of what’s it like to get jerked off through a “glory hole” on a massage bed at Analisa. It’s a threesome experience on steroids.

Review of Analisa Massage

I’ve been going to Analisa Massage (website) since they opened in the Sukhumvit Soi 22 location in Phrom Phrom red light district. At the time they were in the same location as Paradise Massage so I thought they were the same shop with a name change. But I was wrong. Both are totally different full service massage shops.

Analisa moved over to Asoke/Sukhumvit intersection which is a part of Soi Cowboy red light district last year. They have two other locations which you can check out on their website. But the Analisa branch I’ve been going to is in Asoke, which is south of Soi Cowboy just a 200 meter walk. It’s their flagship massage shop. I’ve never checked out their other shops but maybe next time.

The main shop is located right on a dead end soi with a budget 3 star hotel called Citypoint Hotel (bar girl friendly) directly opposite.

Analisa is perhaps one of the most popular happy ending massage shops in Bangkok. With a focus on tantric massage and a haven for prostate massage connoisseurs. I’ve had a finger in my asshole while getting a hand job before over at Paradise Massage and let’s just say I don’t find the joys of anal penetration enjoyable as much as the smallest guy with a pretty mouth inside a maximum security prison.

Though I must say, Analisa was one of the pioneers of tantra and prostate massages in Bangkok. They also have toys you can rent during your sessions. So they really cater to a lot of taste and the prime reason why a lot of guys would go there to try out new sexual experiences in complete privacy.

What Exactly is a Glory Hole?

In the world of sexual slangs a “Glory Hole” is a round cut out in a wall where guys can stick their dicks through or get sucked off anonymously. You can find it mostly at gay bars in Tokyo where it’s really popular.

At Analisa, the glory “hole” is near the center of a massage table. It’s a slot where your pecker fits through. And while you’re getting a 4 hand tantra massage girls can do a reach around and play with your balls and slap your salami.

Technically, I believe their version of a glory hole is actually a misnomer for milking table. Which is actually the correct term.

The hole has a purpose. Because when you get an oil massage you’re stripped totally naked. And you start off face down on the massage bed. Eventually, you’re going to pop an erection. So on a normal mattress your dicks gonna get smushed by the weight of your own body.

So the hole in the mattress is a great way to solve that uncomfortable position. And makes it easy for the girls to do a reach around and milk your cock.

Body to Body Massage Taken to a Whole Different Level

I’ve tried all types of services at Analisa Massage. But I particularly enjoy their Tantra 4 hands massage. They advertise it comes with a free glory hole massage table. How they manage to get that many tables to give away to customers is beyond me. Just kidding… I have to say this because I’m sure there’s going to be some idiot going to Analisa and pointing to my blog post about free tables.

I’ve been taking advantage of their 3800THB promotion for 90 minute deal. Normal price is 4200THB.

Below, I’m going to let you know step by step what happens when you choose the 4 hands tantra massage with glory hole massage table.

Because I know a lot of you perverts out there are wondering what kind of service you’re going to get especially when you’re about to pay 3800THB for 90 minutes. And I repeat, you do not get a free table.

Analisa Massage Girls and Guys

If you take a look at Analisa’s websites you can see their line up of massage girls. They don’t have a lot of ladies, about twelve with most girls in their 20’s. However, I think their girls are decent looking. Not as pretty as the ladies at Hera’s Massage though. And the photos of the girls are pretty close to the real thing.

This shop is one of the few happy ending massage shops catering to the sexual appetites of women and men. So Analisa employs resident bi-sexuals for couples massage and even yoni massage for the ladies. Analisa is a great shop to try out a threesome play if you’ve never tried it before in Bangkok.

My Most Recent Tantric 4 Hands Massage Experience

Last week I went over to Analisa. I don’t book girls in advance, because I already know they have decent looking massage girls on premise available in the afternoons. Because they are in a very popular location and easy to find they are very busy in the evenings.

So if you want to find the most choice selection of girls I highly recommend going in during afternoons and early evenings on weekdays.

Again I don’t like naming names so I’m going to keep the girls I picked at Analisa to myself. I’ll just call them Girl A and Girl B.

Tips on Choosing Analisa Massage Girls

But first, here’s a tip on choosing girls for your first 4 hands tantra massage experience.

Analisa has girls that take a dominating role since they provide kinky BDSM services. I like to choose one girl that is submissive. Then I  choose another girl with a dominate side. It’s fun I tell you. So remember to ask the mamasan what kind of girls you like to accompany you. She speaks better English than you and I and she’s very helpful.

Girl A is in her early 20’s a very pretty looking girl with short hair. I like her cause she’s a bit shy and demure. Girl B is one of Analisa’s mistresses. So she’s got that BDSM blood in her. Together they are a very playful combination.

And the 4 Hands Tantra Massage Begins

I was led up to a room on the fourth floor by Girl A alone at first. At the start customers take a shower alone while Girl A went to pick up her kit of oils and condoms.

Girl A arrived first followed by Girl B and they both stripped. I know both quite well already and started playing with them immediately.

But the massage begins with me lying face down. They start their sensual light rub down all over my body. A tantric massage by one girl is heavenly but having two pretty girls run their hands all over my body with feather light touches was a heavenly sensation.

Suffice to say they got my pecker hard really fast. One girl, I don’t know who because I’m lying face down reached over and playfully ran her fingers and hands through the glory hole, stroking my salami on and off.

At Analisa Massage Customers Get to Cum Twice During these Sessions

Which was great cause I could feel my first shot coming already. However, because Girl B was in control of my joystick she was really working me.

The reason why I chose Girl B as I mentioned is because she’s one of Analisa Massage’s resident BDSM mistresses.

She doesn’t exactly do edging which is something I really enjoyed over at Kiss Massage. Girl B was doing something called cum denial. Or more commonly called tease and denial.

She’d jerk me off to the point she knew I was going to shoot. Then she would stop. It’s funny and annoying at the same time I tell you. Cause to a point you’ll just want to shoot your load because you can’t contain it anymore.

And if you try and jerk yourself off the girls would slap your hand away. To me it’s just plain fun. I guess after all the years I’ve been doing this it’s refreshing to play with something different.

Though I can say for sure you’d never catch me in a gimp outfit and ball gagged. If you ever catch me writing about that please pray for me.

Free Willy

But eventually Girl B gave me that sweet, sweet release that went right all over that floor beneath the glory hole. Which eventually gets wiped up. But can you imagine all the jizz that went on that floor before?

So here’s a fair warning from your pal Jimmy. If you drop something and it happens to roll under that massage bed, please don’t pick it up. Consider it lost.

The Finisher

After my first volcanic eruption, both ladies started on another round of sensual massage. After slapping my ass around a few times Girl B ordered me to turn over. Both girls sat near my hip where I saw their perky tits and beautiful faces. They were massaging my arm and sucking my nipples and continually teasing me.

Then they got ready for my second shot. Girl A got her titties oiled up. She got on the top half of my body and started sliding her tits all over my chest.

While Girl B gave all of her attention to my cock starting with a covered blow job. This time she wasn’t holding back. She kept jerking me vigorously. This time there was no orgasm denial. Just straight up elbow grease. Up and down until I completed my second shot.

Having a pretty girl with a sexy body sliding up and down my chest with her perky titties and getting jerked off like that was an amazing sensation. One of the reasons why I keep going back to Analisa Massage and recommending them.