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7 Myths about Thailand Red Light Districts

7 Myths About Thailand’s Sex Industry Busted

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Here’s another essential read for all newbies planning a visit to Bangkok’s red light districts. Up until now you’ve been googling for the best go go bars, blow job bars and and where all the hotels with Thai hookers are.

And no, I’m no mind reader. Because those were the same exact questions I had in my brain too. There were quite a few myths about the country’s sex industry floating out there that concerned me. And back then, there wasn’t as much info about Thailand’s sex industry as there are today.

Also maybe you’re smarter than I and better equipped to differentiate the bullshit. I mean, there were quite a few myths about visiting Bangkok at that time that seemed plausible.

Managing Your Expectations

When I first visited Thailand all those years ago, I had some really crazy expectations when it came to paying Thai prostitutes for sex. Because before all the information about Bangkok’s red light districts came to light on this here internet, I went by stories and hearsay from friends that went before me. A lot of word of mouth information from my friends got me all psyched up and excited for my first visit.

I was told Thai hookers would go around hotel rooms, knocking on doors to give you a chocolate mint and a blow job. If you’re outside and see a mango tree with ten mangos there’s a hooker camped beneath it.

I read on an old internet forum that I could find girls offering cheap blow jobs inside barber shops. As well has restaurants where girls feed you spicy Thai food while jerking you off. Which actually sounds unsanitary. What if you shot your jizz into your bowl of rice? But those existed about 15 years ago but not anymore.

Overall the stories and short previews my colleagues told me through word of mouth peaked my interest. Get a blow job inside a seedy bar. Awesome, where do I go sign up? She sucks you, while you suck a beer.

There were plenty of strange stores, especially these 7 myths about Bangkok’s red light districts that you can forget about and enjoy your first visit.

1. A Line of Thai Virgins Waiting, Just for You

During my late 20’s, growing up where I came from we only had rumors of Asians in my area. So the guys that visited Thailand came back with stories of having sex with young and beautiful Thai virgins. I got turned on and excited. I mean I love beaches too. But pussy even more.

I was in the midst of my prime. Horny as hell and in a shitty relationship. So telling me I could hook up with Thai virgins lining up to meet me? Shut up and take my money.

I was so desperate inside. I would’ve crawled through a floor of broken glass naked, followed by a long shower of ice cold lemon juice. Just to get a blow job by a pretty Thai girl.

I mean, we’ve had one prostitute in my home town, Ms. Boswick. But she was an hour away and twice my age. She had a reputation for great blow jobs though. I later found out her secret technique was she had no teeth. She’d pop out her dentures secretly before giving paying customers head. But, she ain’t no virgin. So I never had the pleasure.

So when I found out about Thai virgins waiting for me to pop them cherries, I bought a ticket to Thailand and never looked back.

I got off that airplane tarmac and went hunting around for cherries on the streets of Bangkok.

Bo – My First Thai Prostitute

I still remember her to this day. Her name was Bo. She was short and slim. Beautiful flawless tanned skin. Almond shaped face, beautiful doe eyes and a Hollywood smile.

She told me she came from a small village called Isaan.

Isaan?

Never heard of the place at the time. I thought Thailand was just Bangkok. She could’ve said Mars and I would’ve been just as interested in her titties. But I wanted to get down to the brass tacks.

I asked her if she’s a virgin. She hesitated, looked at me like I’m something stupid and said yes. I pumped my fist out of excitement. I never popped a cherry before.

Oy – My Second Thai Prostitute

After Bo I was looking out to bust more cherries. That’s when I met Oy, another cute Thai honey from Ayutthaya.

Ayutthawhat?

Used to be the ancient capital of Thailand. Beautiful little city, go visit.

Anyways, like Bo, when asked Oil told me she’s a virgin too. Holy shit, was I on a roll!

Bell – My Third Thai Prostitute

After Oil, I met Bell at the old Siam City Hotel in Bangkok Petchburi road. It’s torn down now but there were shit load of Thai hookers inside the hotel restaurant back then. Just like my first two ever encounters with two “virgin” prostitutes, Bell also said she has her hymen intact.

But I didn’t see any hymen while I was between her legs. I read women can lose them just by riding bicycles. Whatever.

Okay, so you get the picture. All of them weren’t virgins. It’s an up-sell method to convince horny guys to pay more. And yeah, it works. Thai hookers can tell when guys are desperate for sex. They can smell it off of your sweaty skin like you just had a 24 hour alcohol binge. You can look at it as bold face lie. But they see it as a way to fulfill customers fantasies so they tell that little white lie.

They know that once you jizz all over their titties you’re not going to be pissed at them after the fact anyways.

Bottom line is fellas, you ain’t gonna find Thai virgins. Don’t matter who tells you. Not unless you invent a time machine to hop back to your late teens. On top of that, invent a machine that turns you into a Thai dude so you can score big time with Thai university girls.

Otherwise, this ones just a big myth. So let this one go my friends, let it go.

2. Hot Thai Hookers Knocking on Hotel Doors

I heard this one from a couple of guys I met inside a beer bar in Patpong on my second trip to Bangkok. They heard it from other guys and so on and so forth. 20 years ago at the time, I thought anything was possible in Thailand’s sex industry.

At the time, I didn’t have any idea that I had to bring my own Thai hookers back to hotels in Bangkok also. I didn’t even know what a bar girl friendly hotel was until I started getting charged extra money at the reception desk.

There are lots of part time and full time Thai freelancers soliciting on the floors of Bangkok’s hotel bars and clubs. You can even find ordinary Thai girls looking to meet foreigners as well.

I’ve stayed in cheap hotels, mid-range hotels and 5 star international hotels. I suppose if there could be a chance that Thai hookers are knocking around hotel doors it would be at the cheap hotels due to lax security.

And chances are it wouldn’t be hot Thai girls on the other side of the door. But men pretending to be women.

I still get emails from guys asking me which hotels in Bangkok have Thai prostitutes. From what I gleaned from the names of the emails it’s mostly Asian guys.

There are quite a few places in Bangkok where where it’s a mixed soapy massage and “hotel” wrapped together. These places are popular with all male tour groups from China. I never wrote any reviews about those places because it’s not that special.

I do know for a fact that there are hotels in Hong Kong, Shanghai, Macau and also Malaysia where guys can find pussy, right within the hotel with bellboys acting as the go between. I mean literally just call reception and up comes a line up of girls to your doorstep. Like you’re ordering a cheeseburger and fries. Perhaps this is where all of this is coming from.

If you’re staying at any of the red light districts in Bangkok you won’t get that type of service delivery service from the hotel.

Pattaya’s red light district however has a few hotel properties with a direct link to the city’s sex industry. Because there are a few go go bars in Pattaya that operate on premise with hotels like Secrets Pattaya Hotel and the adult only Penthouse Hotel Pattaya.

Now, if there are any off chances that you’re jerking off inside your hotel room and there’s a knock at your door and you invite a hooker inside your room, you’re not just inviting a chick with a dick but some kind of different trouble.

3. Waking Up in a Bathtub Full of Ice Cubes with a Kidney Kidnapped

This one honestly scared the shit out of me when I heard about this. Who wants to have an organ stolen while overseas!?

When I was telling my officemates about my first exciting trip to Thailand solo, there was this one guy one cubicle away from me telling to watch out for kidney snatchers. He was one of the smartest guys that I knew at the time. A little weird but never made any jokes or off-color comments. He was always by the book so I took his advice seriously.

With all the years I’ve been here, I can say one thing for sure. It’s never happened to any foreigner. It’s a great backstory for a fictional movie though. I can imagine Liam Neeson as the protagonist fighting his way through a mob of goons to get back his liver.

But in reality, it’s never happened in Thailand. Or at least it was never reported if it did. Which would be odd because if this sort of shit happened it would be a huge deal all over the news. Foreign embassies would be issuing advisory warnings left and right to warn their citizens.

I’m not blind to the fact that theres organ harvesting going on in some places. Here in Thailand you shouldn’t be worried about it though.

Clean the Nipples

But there’s a side story to the stolen kidney myth to keep in mind if you don’t want to get robbed. And that is to watch your drink especially if you’re with Thai freelancers. While inside your hotel room they could slip a pill into your drink and wait to rob you of cash and valuables.

I’ve read news article about Thai prostitutes lacing their nipples with drugs. So this has happened. However, it’s not happening at an epidemic scale. In any case wipe them nipples. I include it during foreplay by wetting my fingers and apply them on nipples like I’m winding a wrist watch.

4. Thai Prostitutes are Nasty, Nasty Girls

For all the millennial males reading this, you have no idea how good you’ve got it. 20 years ago, I had to buy, borrow or steal porn from my friends.

I had stacks and stacks of adult DVD’s taking up space in my closet, that I kept locked whenever people came over to visit. I was a nervous wreck whenever anyone stood too close to my closet, trying to remember if I locked the door or not.

I learned a lot from porn actresses especially the girls from Butt Berserker volumes 12-19. Mainly, that the porno actresses in the sex industry are nasty, nasty women.

I wanted to butter up and whip cream a pretty Thai girl and just go body sliding all over her tits and ass. Which never came to fruition.

I mean how the fuck am I going to explain it all to hotel housekeeping. I’d be paying for soiled bedsheets every single night.

Besides, do you know how expensive butter and canned whip cream is in Thailand?

Thai hookers don’t even like to sweat during a sex session. It messes with their makeup. And takes a lot of time to put back on properly.

Want to shoot jizz all over her face? Better tell her first so she has time to cover her eyes. Cause if you don’t it’ll ruin her fake eyelashes and mascara. Which is one surefire way to piss them off.

Thai hookers have limits to the deeds they perform. For the really freaky stuff be prepared to pay a little extra.

Threesomes

Got a buddy with you and planning a 2 guy one girl threesome for the ol’ double penetration?

It’s not going to happen in one night, especially with prettier Thai hookers. Though you’ll have a much better chance finding a 2 girl one guy three-way without a doubt.

Point is, don’t expect all Thai women working in the sex industry to perform extreme sex acts. I mean, there are specialized happy ending massage shops like Exotic Massage for a golden shower. Or getting whipped like a misbehaving slave at Analisa Massage.

Bareback Blow Jobs and Cum in Mouth

Bareback blow jobs and cum in mouth is not a guarantee.

I repeat, bareback blow jobs and cum in mouth is not a guarantee.

If you want to jizz inside her mouth, you’ve gotta ask beforehand. Rather than find out she won’t allow it when you’re all naked and ready to roll. Don’t be shy about asking. They’ve heard it all. And besides they already know you’re a pervert. No point in hiding it.

Getting Rim Jobs in Thailand

There’s nothing nastier than getting a girl’s tongue tasting a rectum. Rim jobs are popular. After writing about my experiences inside Dream Heaven Massage on Sukhumvit Soi 33 I’ve been getting a hella’ lot of comments and emails asking me about a particular rim job girl.

Compared to the rest of Asia’s sex industry, rim jobs are rare in Thailand. Thanks to our friends from the land of the Rising Sun, many Thai girls started offering rim jobs as part of their repertoire for Japanese clientele.

There is one Japanese themed happy ending massage shop called Akane (review coming soon) also on Sukhumvit Soi 33 with some ladies that’ll play with your poop shoot with their tongue.

Today rim job service in Bangkok is dwindling but you’ll come across Thai girls that won’t mind licking the corn out of your asshole. With the right price.

But would you want a Thai girlfriend after finding out she ate ass?

5. Thai People are Friendly and Forgiving

Most seasoned veterans to the red light districts of Thailand know how it really is. A lot of guide books tell you Thais are non confrontational. Always smiling and super friendly. But they’re reporting about Thai hospitality in hotels, spas and fancy restaurants. About the places honeymooners and retiring geezers frequent.

Now, for go go bars, full service massage shops, soapies and after hour clubs in Bangkok it’s generally the same. Service with a smile.

Until you behave like an asshole.

Like going too far and touching bar girls girls that don’t want it, for one reason or another. I saw a few backpacker type guys get slapped a few times because they kept touching passing bar girls’ titties.

The first slap came from the bar girls. The other few preceding slaps came from the bouncers that materialize out of thin air. Ever get hit by guys trained in muay Thai? I did and still have a limp to this day.

I swear Thai bouncers pop out of nowhere like genie out of a lamp. Hell, there could even be trapdoors beneath the bar floors where they workout, practicing leg kicks on concrete pylons, eat boiled eggs and waiting for a foreigner to get out of line.

For the newbies I understand when you’re here you think you can get away with a lot of things. Or perhaps some take it too far viewing Thai prostitutes like inanimate playthings. My advice is don’t.

You won’t win even if you’ve got fight training. They’ve got the numbers and it’s their territory. Sure, it’s a playground for adults. But there are still rules.

6. The Ol’ Walk of Shame

Okay so this is one last myth you shouldn’t be worried about. A lot of first timers think as a foreigner, they’ll look bad paying Thai hookers for sex in the eyes of Thai locals. Particularly hotel staff when they see you taking different prostitutes back to your room, every night.

Thai men pay for hookers too. Even married Thai men fool around with prostitutes. And they don’t give a rats ass what everyone else thinks about them, even when it’s their home turf.

A lot of guys curious about Thai shemales are also hesitant to be seen with one for obvious reasons. To be honest, you’ll probably get more dirty looks from foreigners when you’re with a ladyboy. In that case you can always go visit a ladyboy prostitute that can play host to avoid your own perceived embarrassment.

Why give a shit? I think as long as you’re doing no harm you shouldn’t feel embarrassed about being with a sex worker. We’re not going to be here forever. So enjoy the ride!

7. It’s No Fun if You’re Going Alone

The only way you’re not going to have fun is if you’re a complete introvert. Sure, having a group of your best buddies along in the red light districts of Thailand could be great fun. But it’s not necessary. I know and see plenty of solo travelers having a great time, if not a much better time than a group.

I know a lot of you will be like nervous shits before you step off that plane you arrived onto Bangkok. But there’s nothing to worry about. Manage your expectations. The red light districts of Thailand are safe with plenty of like minded sex tourists surrounding you. You’ll see. So don’t worry and have fun!

Exotic Massage Bangkok Review

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One of my best buddies tells me I should write a review about Exotic Massage Bangkok over on Sukhumvit Soi 22. He’s into kinky sex services like BDSM, getting ball gagged and spanked like a little boy caught stealing from a cookie jar.

My friends been in Thailand way longer than I have. Of all the years I’ve been fooling around in Bangkok’s happy ending massage shops I haven’t gone off the deep end just yet. But he convinced me to go with him to check out some of the freaky services provided at Exotic Massage shop. It’s the only full service massage shop I know providing golden shower service for a price.

I told him thanks but no thanks. I will go with him to Exotic for research purposes however. To check out the girls and see what’s it like to be inside. They do have tantric massage which is just right up my alley. Though it will be hard to beat Paradise Massage which is right across from Exotic Massage for an awesome tantra session.

Exotic Massage Review

Though Exotic Massage has one of the most extensive sex service menus I’ve ever come across which you can check out on their website. From basic blow job massage to 4 hands tantra sessions at which I recommend however at Analisa Massage instead, to prostate massages as well.

Exotic Massage does have a lot of kinky sex services like ass worshipping, golden showers, slapping and spitting. Whippings and locking your cock in a tight leather crotch cage. They’re not kidding, they do provide exotic and unusual sexual services. For me I don’t get this whole bit about men wanting to be abused by women.

Speaking from experience, my best advice for a man wanting to feel beaten, down trodden, demoralized and abused is to go get married. And then get divorced. Then have a judge order you to pay her half of what you earned with your own two hands. Now that my friends, is what I call pain and humiliation. Anyways, I digress.

My First Visit to Exotic Massage

Exotic Massage has been in the area for years. It’s located in the middle of the sub soi of Sukhumvit 22. And I’ve passed it by many times. The main reason why I’ve never went inside is because there never were ladies sitting outside. Even though there are chairs for ladies to sit and attract men.

Granted I usually go to these places during afternoons and evening times. Maybe Exotic Massage girls has ladies sitting outside during night time.

Exotic Massage Map Review — Exotic Massage location along Sukhumvit Soi 22

I suppose you can look at their website to see photos of Exotic Massage girls. And I can tell you the photos are accurate as most of them were photographed on premise. Because the backgrounds look exactly like the interior of the shop.

Exotic Massage Girls

Normally, I like places where I can choose my massage girl. Though at Exotic they run on a queue system. Which means the girl you get will not be by your choice. But rather by who’s up in line next to take a customer. Which is a real crap shoot. You can end up with someone you simply find unattractive. Or the sexiest massage girls you’ve ever laid eyes on.

My buddy recommends that it’s best to look at their website photos of their massage girls first and then make an appointment so you know exactly which girl you’ll have during your sessions.

But my asshole friend never told me that in the first place. He booked his girl ahead of time. And never bothered to mention that important tidbit of information. Until I stepped foot inside.

I’m a Nice Guy, Really, I am…

So my buddy already had his girl set up for him. A pretty girl but a bit old for my taste. Now, the girl I got, was just as old about mid 30’s I’d say. I asked if they have more girls. I was told she was next on queue to service customers.

Now I could’ve just passed and said I’ll just walk over to another shop. But I heard the massage girl say it’s okay, I can just choose another girl in Thai. That’s when I looked at her and felt sorry for her. Okay, I’ll be a the nice guy just this once. I’ll stick with her.

What I’ll do is just choose a short 60 minute session which I saw on the menu for 1700THB which includes body to body oil and a hand job with orgasm control. Which sounds interesting enough to write about for a massage review here.

Up to the Room

Normally, I’d ask the name of the massage girl but I didn’t bother this time. I admit, I wasn’t really in a good mood at this point but I tried to be as positive as I can. Maybe I’d get one of the best hand jobs ever from what looked like a well experienced by age professional. Who knows?

The room she brought me up to was on the second floor. When I got inside the first thought that came to mind was I was led into a room fit for an exorcism. How fitting for the upcoming Halloween.

The tilted painting was a nice touch.

The green walls were an interesting choice. And so were the melted candles on the one side of the walls. It’s a bit dark inside but hey, I’m here to get a hand job, not rent the room to live in.

And so goes the usual routine, I was asked to shower while she headed out to get her kit of oils. No big deal, at this point, I didn’t mind washing myself. Stay positive Jim, stay positive.

When I was done showering she got back a minute later and I just plopped myself onto the mattress, backside up. I heard her undress and then she said she will shower.

After she was done with that she got down and started oiling the lower half of my body. She gave a decent massage, not actually tantric as her touches weren’t too light. It was a cross between a Thai oil massage and tantra massage is the best I can explain it.

Shower stall inside massage room at Exotic Massage — The shower stall with plenty of space inside

When a tantric massage is done right you get these goosebumps all over your body. I didn’t even get a single goosebump. Stay positive, stay positive.

But, I know she tried. She was tickling my scrotum to get a reaction from my pecker. She oiled her fingers and gently tickled my balls. Which did the trick. So she started to work on my rod.

I asked her how many cum shots can customers get inside Exotic Massage. She said only one. Which is about right. The friend I came with has already confirmed that.

It didn’t really matter as one shot was all I think I could muster for the day.

The Body to Body Oil at Exotic Massage

What I did enjoy was her body to body oil massage technique. She used her titties particularly her nipples to lightly touch my body. It was enjoyable I must say. For a while she was doing it to my back until it was time for me to turn over.

Which was the first time I really took a look at her with her clothes off.

So she’s definitely older. Her titties sagged a little. But what really threw me off was she must’ve had more than a few kids. She has this pouch of loose skin right on her tummy. While she was giving me a body to body oil massage on my front side I could see her pouch dip down on me.

At this point, I was beyond telling myself to stay positive. I just went with the flow.

My boys were ready to exit already after her nice little work on my back with her titties. Now she was working on my front side sliding up and down my cock.

Orgasm Control Was What I Ordered

I told her I was going to come soon and I was eager to see what she would do because I paid for orgasm control. I was really interested in seeing watch she’ll do.

She just kept on sliding up and down my groin area. Which I enjoyed. But I was wondering at what point she’d bring out her orgasm control technique. Or did she expect me to stop and control myself?

And with that final thought I popped all over her titties. Then she got up and showered alone and then it was my turn to hit the shower alone again. And that was that.

Exotic Massage Bangkok Review — Exotic Massage is best know for kinky sex services. Maybe what I chose was not kinky enough…

Orgasm control is also called tease and denial which I had the best experience over at Kiss Massage on the same sub soi. In a nutshell, it’s a method for girls to increase the intensity of your cum shot during a sensual massage session.

Stay Positive Jim!

Okay so maybe I picked a service off the menu my massage girl was never really familiar with. Maybe she’s used to performing the real kinky shit like foot fetish and ass worship. Not something low key like orgasm control.

When I went back downstairs to wait for my friend who went for a 90 minute session I browsed through the menu again. Thinking, okay maybe I picked a massage service that the ladies are not familiar with.

When my friend came back downstairs he was all smiles. I think he could tell by the look on my face I wasn’t too thrilled. But I didn’t tell him everything that happened until we stepped outside to compare notes. He offered to give me the 1700THB I paid seeing I wasn’t happy. But it was okay, not a big deal. I’ve had plenty of unhappy endings and this won’t be the last one.

I asked him what service he chose. He said he picked the 90 minute exotic massage with face sitting and a hand job to finish. He just enjoys the smell of pussy and he says you can eat out the girls inside Exotic Massage.

When I heard that I threw up in my mouth. But to each their own. It’s why the world’s so interesting.

I’ll give Exotic Massage another try and update this review. Who knows, maybe I’ll try something weird like slapping and spitting. Like my friend recommended, albeit too late, I’ll book a girl off their website. This way, I’ll end up with the girl of my exact choosing.

Analisa Massage Bangkok (4 Hands Tantra and a Glory Hole)

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Analisa Massage is an excellent full service massage shop that is like a hidden gem. And one of my favorite places in Bangkok to get skillful hand jobs.

And I like hand jobs for it’s simplicity. And I’m a simple man.

Plus I’m trying to build up the numbers on my hand job stats which you can find here.

But when you get a 4 hands tantric massage at Analisa its like having ice cream with whip cream covered titties on top. Who doesn’t like a couple of pretty naked Thai girls buttering our corn? Or slap our salami. All this talk about food is making me hungry.

So on this post, you’re going to get a play by play of what’s it like to get jerked off through a “glory hole” on a massage bed at Analisa. It’s a threesome experience on steroids.

Review of Analisa Massage

I’ve been going to Analisa Massage (website) since they opened in the Sukhumvit Soi 22 location in Phrom Phrom red light district. At the time they were in the same location as Paradise Massage so I thought they were the same shop with a name change. But I was wrong. Both are totally different full service massage shops.

Analisa Massage Bangkok — Analisa Massage main branch located on 6/12 Sukhumvit Rd. It is just 200 meters from Soi Cowboy and a 100 meters from Terminal 21 Mall…

Analisa moved over to Asoke/Sukhumvit intersection which is a part of Soi Cowboy red light district last year. They have two other locations which you can check out on their website. But the Analisa branch I’ve been going to is in Asoke, which is south of Soi Cowboy just a 200 meter walk. It’s their flagship massage shop. I’ve never checked out their other shops but maybe next time.

The main shop is located right on a dead end soi with a budget 3 star hotel called Citypoint Hotel (bar girl friendly) directly opposite.

Analisa is perhaps one of the most popular happy ending massage shops in Bangkok. With a focus on tantric massage and a haven for prostate massage connoisseurs. I’ve had a finger in my asshole while getting a hand job before over at Paradise Massage and let’s just say I don’t find the joys of anal penetration enjoyable as much as the smallest guy with a pretty mouth inside a maximum security prison.

Though I must say, Analisa was one of the pioneers of tantra and prostate massages in Bangkok. They also have toys you can rent during your sessions. So they really cater to a lot of taste and the prime reason why a lot of guys would go there to try out new sexual experiences in complete privacy.

What Exactly is a Glory Hole?

In the world of sexual slangs a “Glory Hole” is a round cut out in a wall where guys can stick their dicks through or get sucked off anonymously. You can find it mostly at gay bars in Tokyo where it’s really popular.

At Analisa, the glory “hole” is near the center of a massage table. It’s a slot where your pecker fits through. And while you’re getting a 4 hand tantra massage girls can do a reach around and play with your balls and slap your salami.

Technically, I believe their version of a glory hole is actually a misnomer for milking table. Which is actually the correct term.

Glory hole at Analisa Massage Bangkok — The glory hole in the center of a massage table. Should really be called a milking table, but whatever…

The hole has a purpose. Because when you get an oil massage you’re stripped totally naked. And you start off face down on the massage bed. Eventually, you’re going to pop an erection. So on a normal mattress your dicks gonna get smushed by the weight of your own body.

So the hole in the mattress is a great way to solve that uncomfortable position. And makes it easy for the girls to do a reach around and milk your cock.

Body to Body Massage Taken to a Whole Different Level

I’ve tried all types of services at Analisa Massage. But I particularly enjoy their Tantra 4 hands massage. They advertise it comes with a free glory hole massage table. How they manage to get that many tables to give away to customers is beyond me. Just kidding… I have to say this because I’m sure there’s going to be some idiot going to Analisa and pointing to my blog post about free tables.

I’ve been taking advantage of their 3800THB promotion for 90 minute deal. Normal price is 4200THB.

Below, I’m going to let you know step by step what happens when you choose the 4 hands tantra massage with glory hole massage table.

Because I know a lot of you perverts out there are wondering what kind of service you’re going to get especially when you’re about to pay 3800THB for 90 minutes. And I repeat, you do not get a free table.

Analisa Massage Girls and Guys

If you take a look at Analisa’s websites you can see their line up of massage girls. They don’t have a lot of ladies, about twelve with most girls in their 20’s. However, I think their girls are decent looking. Not as pretty as the ladies at Hera’s Massage though. And the photos of the girls are pretty close to the real thing.

This shop is one of the few happy ending massage shops catering to the sexual appetites of women and men. So Analisa employs resident bi-sexuals for couples massage and even yoni massage for the ladies. Analisa is a great shop to try out a threesome play if you’ve never tried it before in Bangkok.

My Most Recent Tantric 4 Hands Massage Experience

Last week I went over to Analisa. I don’t book girls in advance, because I already know they have decent looking massage girls on premise available in the afternoons. Because they are in a very popular location and easy to find they are very busy in the evenings.

So if you want to find the most choice selection of girls I highly recommend going in during afternoons and early evenings on weekdays.

Shower stall at Analisa Massage Bangkok — A shower stall inside massage room…

Again I don’t like naming names so I’m going to keep the girls I picked at Analisa to myself. I’ll just call them Girl A and Girl B.

Tips on Choosing Analisa Massage Girls

But first, here’s a tip on choosing girls for your first 4 hands tantra massage experience.

Analisa has girls that take a dominating role since they provide kinky BDSM services. I like to choose one girl that is submissive. Then I choose another girl with a dominate side. It’s fun I tell you. So remember to ask the mamasan what kind of girls you like to accompany you. She speaks better English than you and I and she’s very helpful.

Girl A is in her early 20’s a very pretty looking girl with short hair. I like her cause she’s a bit shy and demure. Girl B is one of Analisa’s mistresses. So she’s got that BDSM blood in her. Together they are a very playful combination.

And the 4 Hands Tantra Massage Begins

I was led up to a room on the fourth floor by Girl A alone at first. At the start customers take a shower alone while Girl A went to pick up her kit of oils and condoms.

Girl A arrived first followed by Girl B and they both stripped. I know both quite well already and started playing with them immediately.

Massage room at Analisa Massage — There are small rooms and big rooms. This room is the small one…

But the massage begins with me lying face down. They start their sensual light rub down all over my body. A tantric massage by one girl is heavenly but having two pretty girls run their hands all over my body with feather light touches was a heavenly sensation.

Suffice to say they got my pecker hard really fast. One girl, I don’t know who because I’m lying face down reached over and playfully ran her fingers and hands through the glory hole, stroking my salami on and off.

At Analisa Massage Customers Get to Cum Twice During these Sessions

Which was great cause I could feel my first shot coming already. However, because Girl B was in control of my joystick she was really working me.

The reason why I chose Girl B as I mentioned is because she’s one of Analisa Massage’s resident BDSM mistresses.

She doesn’t exactly do edging which is something I really enjoyed over at Kiss Massage. Girl B was doing something called cum denial. Or more commonly called tease and denial.

She’d jerk me off to the point she knew I was going to shoot. Then she would stop. It’s funny and annoying at the same time I tell you. Cause to a point you’ll just want to shoot your load because you can’t contain it anymore.

And if you try and jerk yourself off the girls would slap your hand away. To me it’s just plain fun. I guess after all the years I’ve been doing this it’s refreshing to play with something different.

Though I can say for sure you’d never catch me in a gimp outfit and ball gagged. If you ever catch me writing about that please pray for me.

Free Willy

But eventually Girl B gave me that sweet, sweet release that went right all over that floor beneath the glory hole. Which eventually gets wiped up. But can you imagine all the jizz that went on that floor before?

So here’s a fair warning from your pal Jimmy. If you drop something and it happens to roll under that massage bed, please don’t pick it up. Consider it lost.

The Finisher

After my first volcanic eruption, both ladies started on another round of sensual massage. After slapping my ass around a few times Girl B ordered me to turn over. Both girls sat near my hip where I saw their perky tits and beautiful faces. They were massaging my arm and sucking my nipples and continually teasing me.

Then they got ready for my second shot. Girl A got her titties oiled up. She got on the top half of my body and started sliding her tits all over my chest.

While Girl B gave all of her attention to my cock starting with a covered blow job. This time she wasn’t holding back. She kept jerking me vigorously. This time there was no orgasm denial. Just straight up elbow grease. Up and down until I completed my second shot.

Having a pretty girl with a sexy body sliding up and down my chest with her perky titties and getting jerked off like that was an amazing sensation. One of the reasons why I keep going back to Analisa Massage and recommending them.

Bit Style Massage Shop in Bangkok Review

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I meant to write a review about Bit Style Massage shop on Sukhumvit Soi 22 nearly two years ago. The reason why it took this long is because it’s a happy ending massage shop with an identity crisis.

When Bit Style first opened it was a blow job salon. Then somewhere along the way it converted into a utility massage shop with the standard hand job, blow blow and full service options.

Today, it’s settled in on the ranks of one of the many erotic, tantric massage shops along Sukhumvit 22 specializing in the optional prostate massage.

I suspect the owner of Bit Style realized thats what customers want these days. I personally don’t like having my prostate massaged which I tried for the very first time at Paradise Massage Bangkok.

But getting a tantric massage in Bangkok is the trend. Smart move made by the owner.

So that’s one of the reasons why I went back to Bit Style Massage recently so I could write a review about their tantric massage service.

Without the prostate massage option of course. Getting a finger jammed into my butt hole by a sexy Thai massage girl sounds fun on paper. But to me it was unpleasant.

If you want a tantric massage but without a Thai massage girl’s finger in your ass just choose the lingam massage course. That’s what I do. I always choose the 90 minute course for 1800THB

If I really want an explosive cum shot I’d head over to Kiss Massage where one of their massage ladies knows about the sexual technique of edging.

The Shop

Out of all the happy ending massage shops found on Sukhumvit Soi 22, Bit Style Massage is the shortest walk.

The Holiday Inn Sukhumvit (guest friendly) is in front of Sukhumvit Soi 22 on the left hand side. Follow down along the same side and you will reach Bit Style in about 150 meters. The shop is located on the left side of the first sub soi you come across. The beer bar Queens Park Plaza is directly facing the entrance of the soi.

Bit Style Massage store front — The windows of Bit Style are blacked out for privacy but don’t worry just walk on in…

The shops windows are totally blacked out for privacy. So you won’t be able to take a peek inside. Not that it matters.

I visited Bit Style at various times during the afternoon and evenings and every time I’m inside I never see ladies sitting in the front. I’ve always suspected that Bit Style doesn’t have a lot of massage girls employed.

All the available massage girls are sitting in the back where customers can not see at first. It seems like there’s only 1 massage girl handling all the walk in customers with no mamasan in sight.

You can ask for photos or you can ask to see the girls to line up in front of you. Like I always recommend especially to all the newbies is ask to see the girls up front.

For reference though you can take a look a their website’s massage girls photos.

But are the Thai girls at Bit Style Massage Hot?

I’ve been to Bit Style dozens of times through the years. I noticed they always have young massage girls. When I say young I don’t mean underaged. I’m talking about Thai massage girls in the early 20’s. Good news is almost all of them are not overweight.

From 1 to 10 (10 being the best) I think their ladies are in the range of 5 and 6. They’re just average looking girls. They are not ugly by any means. Because they are proficient at their massage skills you will have a good experience.

There was this one girl at Bit Style that was an 8 but and she’s no longer working at Bit Style. She was really one of the reasons why I kept returning.

Her name was Ivy and she had a beautiful set of real tits and a fine ass. She had braces on which is kind of a downer to me. And she would give me the most amazing blow jobs. I would blow my wad on her tits. Ivy was a really pretty girl and I am not surprised at all she’s stopped working.

Rumor was Ivy got picked up by a customer who fell in love with her and is taking care of her financially.

Oh well, part of of the fun for me is checking out all the happy ending massage shops to see if I can find new hot girls.

Service at Bit Style Massage

Okay, so when it comes to service it’s mostly about the massage girls’ looks. But service plays a big part in the overall satisfaction as well.

If you’re keen on shooting your load twice, then you will like Bit Style Massage. Which falls in line with the rest of the happy ending massage shops in the area of Sukhumvit Soi 22. Letting customers shoot twice is a great way lure in business.

At my age coming twice within a 90 minute time span is getting tougher. However, if a tantric massage is done correctly I can finish twice. And the massage girls do their best to help me squeeze out that second shot.

Massage room at Bit Style Bangkok — All the rooms are basically cubicles…

During my past recent visits for tantric massage sessions at Bit Style their massage girls really do know how get my gears turning. There are many styles of tantric massages. Not all are the same. I’ve had bad tantric massages before but never at Bit Style.

It really depends on how soft the ladies run their hands and fingers playfully in the right areas.

Bit Style’s tantric massage like the other shops focus on the lower half of your body with oil or gel lotion. With an emphasis on your dick and balls. But the massage girls will play with the area near your ass also. That’s because it increases the blood flow to your dick for a harder erection. Thus a more powerful cum shot.

Also Bit Style Massage girls allow bareback blow jobs with cum in mouth. Because the tantric massage got me going I think I nearly choked a poor girl once.

That pretty much sums up how and why a tantric massage is so much fun. And you’ll like to.

If I have to pick one negative thing it’ll be about customers showering alone. To some it’s not a big deal. But for me some of the fun starts during showers with massage girls.

Wrapping Up

I like this shop because at the moment it looks the like the owner knows how to pick girls to work for them. Because there are a lot of massage girls working in the area on the chubby side.

Bit Style has the most girls that I’ve seen that don’t need to lose any weight. They’re not the prettiest girls but rather average looking girls with some really good tantric style massage techniques.

Maybe someday they’ll have more girls looking like Ivy working for them someday. These are the reasons why I’ll be going back to Bit Style because for their amazing tantric massages.

Bangkok Passion Massage Shop Review

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Just a few days ago I decided it was due time for another visit to Bangkok Passion Massage located down about 300 meters on Sukhumvit Soi 22, just a little past the Marriott Hotel. Usually I’ve been going to Paradise Massage which I’ve been raving about so long as one of the best massage shops in Bangkok for their special erotic tantric massage.

But I’m sharing a review on Bangkok Passion Massage for a post just now because I’m a selfish prick and I like to keep secrets to myself. Only for a little while though. Because I know there’s a lot of sick perverted people out there just like me and I really didn’t want anyone crowding the spaces I go to. Sorry for being such an ass.

There’s a good reason why I didn’t want to write about Bangkok Passion so soon. Because there are a few hot looking Thai massage girls working for them. And no I am not going to share massage girls’ names here.

I always say it’s a numbers game. The more massage hookers an establishment hires the more chances you have of finding the right girl fitting your taste.

Because Bangkok Passion is one of five other happy ending massage shops by the same owner on Sukhumvit soi 22.

Honey Bee, Kiss Bangkok, Absolute Massage, Bangkok Bunny Massage and Thai Candy Massage are the other five massage shops are all within the same Soi as Bangkok Passion Massage.

Bangkok Passion Massage location map — Bangkok Passion Massage location on Sukhumvit Soi 22 sub soi 261/3

You can easily walk from the entrance of Sukhumvit Soi 22 down to Bangkok Passion Massage. It’s only a 350 meter walk. Once you’re at sub Soi 261/3 the shop is located to your right.

The Marvel Hotel is located opposite from the Soi and isn’t the greatest hotel in the area but it’s cheap. You can check hotel rates here.

My First Experience at Bangkok Passion Massage

First time I ever visited Bangkok Passion Massage was back in March 2018. It was around 2pm. I stepped through the door and I saw mostly fat chicks and a few chubby girls sitting around. I can’t get it up around fat women. It’s a fact.

So I was really hoping they would have more girls tucked away in the back room. Because if they didn’t, I was leaving. I was greeted by a polite mamasan and was shown the menu with list of services and asked to pick a service. I politely asked to see the ladies first.

Because I knew exactly what service I wanted already after looking over on their website service and price menu. I was set on trying the Erotic Lingam Massage. But I didn’t know which type of finishing service I wanted yet because I wanted to have a good look at their girls.

At Bangkok Passion Massage you can choose hand job, blow job and full service on top of the service package.

Again, the mamasan asked if I could choose a service first. I politely asked again if I could see more ladies. She relented and made a few calls.

Always persist to see the ladies first. You will not regret this advice. If you don’t certain shops will select a girl for you because massage businesses run on a queue system so every working massage girl has a customer. As a customer you are free to pick whomever you like or step out the door otherwise.

Within a few minutes a few more girls piled in through the front door. One of the massage girls immediately caught my eye and her name is Lucky (not her real name). She had a great body and a pretty face to boot. But, I bided my time a little. I was the only customer inside. One of my rules is to play it cool and wait.

After another 5 minutes when the last set of girls came in the little brain between my legs concluded that Lucky was the logical choice. I signaled to the mamasan that I wanted erotic lingam massage full service which cost 2600THB for 90 minutes worth of play time.

You have to pay the mamasan first before heading upstairs with the Thai massage lady of your choosing.

Playtime with Lucky

Lucky led me to a room on the second floor. While walking up behind her I was admiring her ass and slender legs. She had a skinny waste accentuated by her augmented tits. One of the best looking happy ending massage girls in Bangkok to put on my top 5 list.

The room was clean with no funky smells and no scary mildew on the walls. There’s even a real bed frame though the mattress was a bit hard. The wall had a mirror like most happy ending massages in Bangkok have installed today in every room. Before, you had to pay to have a mirror in a room.

Lucky went to pick up her shower kit and massage gel while I checked out the room to take these photos. She came back about 5 minutes later.

Shower at Bangkok Passion Massage — At Bangkok Passion Massage you can take shower in the rooms…

While chatting a little she started undressing. My dick stood up in full attention the first time I saw her naked. She is hot. Sure, she had fake tits, but she had a slender stomach and just a gorgeous body. Her English is minimal at best but was relieved when I spoke Thai to her.

I wouldn’t be surprised someday some guy just started sponsoring her and she wouldn’t have to have guys like us slobbering all over her ever again. Until that day I’ve got an hour and thirty minutes of alone time with her.

After a shower with Lucky I got on the bed on my stomach and I could watch on the mirror Lucky getting between my legs and starting liberally applying gel all over my back. She focused mainly on my thighs and ass and applying feather light touches to my balls and ass. Ever so often Lucky would reach in and play with my dick, stroking and tickling my prick.

There’s a liberal amount of gel going down on my body particularly my ass crack. She was lightly caressing my ball sack with one hand and I could feel her fingers too near my asshole. She asked if she could go in.

I said no. I’ve already tried prostate massage (no gay jokes, I did for research purpose) once at Paradise Massage and it was not enjoyable.

Then she dumped a load of gel on my back and started rubbing her tits all over my back and ass. And this was just the start of my erotic lingam service and I was loving it!

Passion Erotic Lingam Package Service

We all know what erotic means. But most of you won’t know what “lingam” means though. Lingam is just a fancy non-sexual way of saying hand job. But with a finger in your ass. Say the word lingam during a family dinner and no one would bat an eye. Say the word hand job during a family dinner and watch your old Aunt Sally pass out.

During my lingam session with Lucky she applied a liberal amount of gel all over my dick and balls. While working gently up and down my shaft. I was already fully aroused. Lucky ran her hands up and down my shaft lightly while tickling my nut sack. It was an awesome sensation. I enjoyed it so much that as soon as she stopped I asked for more.

Of course I opted out of having her tiny fingers in my asshole. I was just fine with the way she was playing with my dick.

After a little more lingam play she popped out a condom and started on a covered blow job. Okay, so like any guy I’d prefer a bare back blow job. But if a Thai massage girl opts for a covered blow job I won’t object.

After a few minutes of getting a covered blow job she hopped on cowgirl style. Watching Lucky slide onto my boner really got my blood pumping.

Massage room at Bangkok Passion Massage — A clean room at Bangkok Passion Massage to experience my lingam massage…

Casually I asked Lucky how many shots I can shoot. She replied as much as I wanted and giggled. She was kidding of course and said customers at Bangkok Passion Massage get two shots.

But Lucky also mentioned it’s up to the working girls too depending on how well they get along with their customers. It’s a rule on par with their rival massage parlor Bangkok Paradise Massage, the massage girls working on that salon also give two shots.

The only way to really get along with the girls is to learn to speak Thai. There’s no need to buy books or E- Books on how to talk to Thai girls. All you need to learn is right on the internet and especially on Youtube. Also, treat the girls with respect, always.

With her gorgeous body working on top of me cowgirl style and that beautiful face I popped in a few minutes. But I had another shot coming and it was nice to know if I could go for a triple she’d oblige.

My 90 minutes was up after having fun in different positions. She has such a great body. So I have to say, my first experience at Bangkok Passion Massage was amazing. I’ve tried a lot of happy ending massage parlors all over the city and this shop along with a few others will be ones I will remember for the rainy days.

Something for Everyone at Bangkok Passion Massage

Looking for a threesome in Bangkok? Looking to add a little twist to your relationship with a girlfriend at a naughty massage parlor? Roleplaying anyone? They do it all.

Bangkok Passion Massage is also the only happy ending massage parlor servicing women that I know of. They have this Yoni Massage technique for women. Yoni is just another polite word for hand job, but for women.

Of course I’m not going to have any thing else to add about the their Yoni massage service but I suppose it’s good to point out they have one just in case. They do have one male masseuse. And Bangkok Passion does have massage girls that provide girl on girl service. So if you throw yourself into the mix you’ve got yourself a threesome.

The Conclusion

After my first visit to Bangkok Passion Massage those few months ago I’ve returned eight more times since. Because the owner has so many shops in the same vicinity they have a lot of ladies to choose from. Talk about a monopoly. And I’ve found at least four attractive Thai massage girls under their employment that I really enjoy seeing again.

Each of the girls I’ve spent time with all have their own different methods of erotic massage style. But I enjoyed Lucky’s service the best!

I also like the gel lotion Bangkok Passion uses. It’s really thick and feels awesome when massage girls rub it all over me. Yet washes off easy during the after action shower cleanup with soap.

A lot of happy ending massage shops use oil massage lotion and that stuff is hard to wash off your balls.

Massage shops Soi 22 Bangkok — This is a lane behind Bangkok Passion Massage with two massage shops by the same owner; Thai Candy and Bangkok Bunny…

But there’s a lot of husky Thai massage girls that they employ too. I prefer my girls skinny, yet shapely with an ample set of tits and some ass. That’s just me. I know there are guys that prefer their women with too much curves. The skinny pretty girls at Bangkok Passion Massage are easy on the eyes.

I do know there are a certain segment of sex tourists coming to Bangkok with a preference for fat women. So yeah I can see why they’d want to stock up on chubby girls. As a businessman I’d do the same to please my clients.

But if you’ve got particular taste like me, be sure to ask to see all of their available ladies during your visit at Bangkok Passion Massage.

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Ultimate Guide to the 5 Red Light Districts of Bangkok

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Did you know there are 5 red light districts in Bangkok, Thailand?

Bangkok actually has 5 red light Districts. Not 3 as most mainstream travel websites claim. Which is why the information you find here is going to be new to you.

Most websites that claim there are only 3 areas in Bangkok to find prostitutes are regurgitating old information.

Or simply because they don’t know shit.

Lucky for you, if you’re planning right now to visit Bangkok I’m going to show you every single sex district this city has on hand.

Whether day or night in Bangkok, on this post you’ll learn where to find daytime action and where to go out at night to look for sexy Thai girls to keep you company.

By the end of this post you’ll know all of the nightlife entertainment districts in Bangkok by name!

I’m going to let you in on which go go bars you should visit. Which massage parlor with happy endings you should try before hopping back on that plane.

Also, one of the best places to get a blow job in Bangkok right at this very moment.

Because I can say for certain right now, that Bangkok is one of the best cities in the world to find prostitutes. Especially when this is going to be your first visit to Bangkok’s red light districts.

On this guide I’ll also tell you how much it will cost to hook up for sex with Thai prostitutes inside go go bars, massage parlors and pick up bars.

Each of the 5 Red Light District in Bangkok Has a Specialty

You’re also going to learn how big each of the nightlife areas are. As well as what’s there to do. Because each location has a specialty. For example Huay Kwang red light district only has soapy massage parlors. But no go go bars.

In Thailand, Bangkok has the most red light districts. Even bigger than sin city Pattaya, a few hours drive away. So if you’re wondering which city you should stay longer in Thailand for prostitutes, it’s a no brainer, Bangkok is the clear winner.

First off, I’ll point out where all five red light districts are in Bangkok for foreign tourists.

Bangkok red light district size chart — A break down of all 5 red light districts in Bangkok

I Present to You, the 5 Red Light Districts in Bangkok

Nana – Nana red light district is the largest in terms of the sheer number of Thai prostitutes working inside gogo bars, beer bars and freelancing in the area. Many Thai ladyboys are present in Nana too. Hand job and blow job bars can be found around Nana.
Soi Cowboy – The smallest sex district in Bangkok. Yet packed with many popular go go bars including my personal favorites. And I’ll name those go go bars below.
Patpong – The second largest sex district in Bangkok. There’s a mix of all ladyboy go go bars and bars with real ladies. Patpong is also a prime location for gay bars and clubs. Very touristy area but sex for sale is rampant in Patpong.
Phrom Phong – Majority of massage shops for hand jobs, blow jobs and of course full services are in Phrom Phong. A short walking distance from Soi Cowboy.
Huay Kwang – Bangkok’s main strip of soapy massage parlors are in this location just north of Sukhumvit. Many Thai prostitutes; real girls and ladyboys live in Huay Kwang area and can provide in-call service.

As you can see all 3 above are go go bar districts, which are Bangkok’s primary claim to fame.

However, there are two unmentioned red light districts where foreign tourists can find massage shops for special massage services.

These Two Red Light Districts Are For Naughty Massage

Both Phrom Phong and Huay Kwang were never officially labeled as one of Bangkok’s red light districts.

But I’m doing it here because it takes a real pervert to share this sort of information.

I have to add that Huay Kwang which is mainly known for body to body soapy massage parlors is shrinking due to government crackdowns on underaged working girls.

Getting a soapy massage is still one of the things you’ve got to cross off your bucket list on your Bangkok to do list.

Phrom Phong is widely known for special service or oily massage shops with full-service sex options and mainly visited by non-Thais. While Huay Kwang is mainly visited by a mix of local Thais and Asians. Western customers are welcomed so no worries.

All Five Red Light Districts in Bangkok are Connected with BTS and MRT Train Stations

Finding prostitutes in Bangkok has never been easier today. All of them either has an MRT station or BTS station nearby.

Bangkok's train systems link all of the red light districts in Bangkok — All 5 of Bangkok’s red light districts are linked by the city’s efficient train system. You can visit all of them easily…

For example, if you’re having fun at Soi Cowboy and have a sudden itch for a soapy massage you can take the subway train. Because right next to Soi Cowboy is the Sukhumvit MRT station. Take the subway to Huay Kwang Station (just 4 stops) and you’ll be just a few minutes walk to Emmanuelle Entertainment.

Every single red light district in Bangkok is connected by the city’s train system. It can’t get any easier than that.

Patpong also requires a short ride on the MRT subway to Silom Station. You can also see on the map, it’s also 4 stops away on the blue line from Sukhumvit Station.

Phrom Phong red light district is rapidly growing as one of the best areas for guys to find massage parlors with happy endings. And it’s just a short walk to Soi Cowboy red light district, about 15 minutes.

So if you stay at a hotel in Phrom Phong red light district you’ll be near massage parlors and go go bars. Which is the best of both worlds.

So Which Red Light District in Bangkok is the Best?

Right now, the hottest area to pick up Thai prostitutes is in the Sukhumvit area, specifically Nana, between Sukhumvit Soi 4 and down to Sukhumvit Soi 15 where Thermae Bar is located. Can’t wait to find out more about Thermae? Hit this button and you’ll find out all about it.

Nana is the only area where you can find Russian and African prostitutes also. They are strictly freelancing in the area so you will only find Thai sex workers inside go go bars and massage shops.

Prostitution in Bangkok is a big business bringing in tourists from all around the world. It’s a safe city and so easy to pay for sex with Thai prostitutes. And there are so many hotels all over the red light districts, from cheap to expensive.

But I bet you didn’t know just how big Thailand’s sex industry really is.

What You See is Just the Tip of the Iceberg

In general, local Thai men do not visit the businesses where foreigners go and frolic with Thai prostitutes. Unless they’re entertaining foreigners they’re doing business with. For local Thai guys, there are many smaller pockets of areas and places where they go to pay for sex with Thai hookers.

You should check out my page on where to find prostitutes in Bangkok for some interesting ways on hooking up with Thai prostitutes.

Typically Thai men go to massage bath houses อาบอบนวด like the ones found today in Huay Kwang red light district. Though we refer to them as body to body soapy massage parlors.

Here’s a great article relating to Thailand’s sex industry for Thai men.

The red light districts in Bangkok for foreigners are very much in your face. While sex businesses designated for local Thai men are low key.

Now You Know the Names of All the Red Light Districts in Bangkok

Okay so now you’ve been briefed on the key areas you should visit in the city.

You learned where the go go bars are found. And where you can go find body to body massage shops also.

Now I’m going to show you one of the best experiences you can have in Bangkok during the daytime. I’ll give you a clue. It has two letters, BJ.

Let’s get started!

Finding Day Time Action in Bangkok

As a newbie in Bangkok, you’re probably focused on go go bars and beer bars. Those are the classic places to find Thai prostitutes during night time.

However, there’s plenty of action available during daytime if you know where to look for it. And I’m going to show you where exactly.

But first, I do not recommend picking up Thai prostitutes early in the morning on the streets of Sukhumvit near Nana Soi 4. Those early morning riser type 500THB asking Thai hookers are the types of prostitutes you wouldn’t want to be messing around with.

Places You Want to Go For Day Time Action

In general, the best places to find sex in Bangkok during the day are at blow job salons and massage shops.

Such as Kiss Massage for erotic lingam session or 101 Premier Massage for straight up oiled sex with pretty Thai girls. Both establishments open from 12:00pm to 1:00am.

It’s not a bar but you get a free bottle of water or soda with your hand job or blow job…

How About a Blow Job to Start the Day

Here’s what I recommend for an afternoon delight. I recommend going to 7 Heaven BJ Salon on Sukumvit Soi 33 to experience some nice blow job skills from decent looking Thai girls.

I’m not a fan of blow job bars in particular but 7 Heaven is a BJ salon and not a bar. I won’t get into why I don’t like BJ bars on this post. 7 Heaven is a strict hand job and blow job joint. They don’t offer massage services nor intercourse. But they have a unique approach to service.

7 Heaven can be found on Sukhumvit Soi 33 on the lane opposite from Lotus Hotel Suk 33..

7 Heaven charges 1300THB for a 40 minute bare back blow job. Cum in mouth is included. If that doesn’t convince you enough to go to 7 Heaven then I don’t know what else will.

7 Heaven charges 1000THB for a hand job which is kind of pricey if you think about it. Stick with 7 Heaven’s BJ service it’s very good and the girls are trained to do it right.

Getting an Erotic Body to Body Massage in the Afternoon

Years ago you only had a choice of oil body to body massage or a nuru gel body to body massage. Today you’ve got a bigger list of options to choose from. There are 4 hands massage, kinky massage, and even prostate massages.

Now you’ve also got the tantric or erotic massage option. Which I really enjoy. Personally there are two massage shops offering tantric massage service that I always go to; Paradise Massage and Bangkok Passion Massage.

You can find more information on both of those happy ending massage parlors right here including maps and more reviews of other massage shops in the area.

Bangkok Passion Massage and Paradise Massage are right next to each other…

Most naughty massage shops open in the afternoon, around 12pm. But it’s best to go in around 3pm to 4pm when more Thai massage girls get into work. That’s when you have more choices of massage ladies to choose from.

Massage shops are some of the best places to find daytime action in Bangkok. And some even provide quickie services for around 1500THB for 30 minutes.

Okay, so now you know what to do during the daytime to get that naughty erotic massage and a quick release. When the night rolls in, it’s time to head to the go go bars.

Hit the Best Go Go Bars in Bangkok at Night

Bangkok’s go go bars open around 6pm but don’t go in too early unless you want to take advantage of happy hour. Best time to visit go go bars are around 10pm because by that time most of the bar girls have shown up for work.

One of my favorite gogo bars in Bangkok is located in Soi Cowboy. It’s called Shark Bar.

In my opinion, it has the most prettiest Thai go go dancers which you can take back to your hotel for 600THB bar fine. If you want to hook up with hotter dancers inside Shark Bar you’ll have to shell out a 1500THB bar fine.

Shark Bar Soi Cowboy... — If there’s one bar in Bangkok you should go to it’s Shark Bar…

Just a refresher for all you newbies; a bar fine is a payment made directly to the go go bar establishment. On top of that bar fine, you have to pay a short time rate or a long time rate which is a payment directly to the bar girl’s pocketbook.

Short time is typically 1 hour time and bar girls in Soi Cowboy charge about 1500THB to 2500THB depending on the girl’s age and look. But it doesn’t mean you get the full hour.

If you’re a Johnny cum quickly she’ll just get up take a shower and leave even when the full hour is not up and you won’t get another chance for another shot. Unless you pay her for the extra shot which could cost about 500THB to 1000THB.

Long time is typically overnight and this rate ranges widely depending on the time of night you’re taking her out of the bar. But could be around 4000THB to 7000THB.

Thai bar girls give 1 shot for short time and 2 shots for long time — If you want extra cum shots, don’t give her too little money.

Always Ask a Bar Girl How Many Times She’ll Let You Shoot Your Load

Typically you get to cum 1 time for short time. And 2 times to shoot your load during long time. It is possible to ask for more depending on your bargaining skills and how well you hit it off with her.

Short time and long time cost for sex are negotiable. Though go go bars vary widely as well and either be firm or lax on their rates.

Other go go bars you should check out for your first ever visit to Bangkok’s red light districts are Baccara Bar in Soi Cowboy which is right next to Shark Bar. Because Shark Bar is so popular it always gets packed full of tourists. So Baccara Bar is a worthy standby.

Nana Red Light District – That’s Where to Go for Large Gogo Bars that Put on Shower and Jacuzzi Shows with Naked Bar Girls

And I didn’t forget about Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP) because I too enjoy the go go bars in that section of Bangkok’s red light district also.

Particularly this new large go go bar on the 2nd floor called Twister with its spacious multiple dance floors where you can check out scores of Thai bar girls dancing topless. Twister has a 700THB bar fine rate and the girls usually go 1500THB to 2000THB short time.

Third floor of Nana Plaza in Bangkok — On the 3rd floor inside Nana Entertainment Plaza…

I also enjoy Billboard go go bar on the 3rd floor of NEP which also charges 700THB bar fine. Billboard is also one of the biggest go go bars in NEP and be sure to stay in and watch some of their ladies perform in jacuzzi and shower shows.

Remember, at any go go bars in Bangkok’s red light districts when you call a go go girl over to sit with you, you must buy her a lady drink which typically cost 150THB to 220THB.

You are allowed to touch her body. But please be playful about and not in a rapey manner.

While she’s sitting with you and playing with you, you can ask her how much she charges for an hour or for overnight. Or in other words, short time or long time.

I wrote reviews of the top 8 go go bars in Bangkok but I recommend checking around for your own favorite places. After all, there are about 80 go go bars in the city to explore.

One Really Good Reason Why You Need to Stay at a Bar Girl Friendly Hotel in the Red Light Districts in Bangkok

But wait. If you’re a keen reader you might be thinking, “Well okay if I take out a go go bar girl for a 1 hour short time fling, where do we go get it on?”

This is why it’s really important that you stay at a hotel near either Soi Cowboy or Nana. It’s that simple. I have a list of bar girl friendly hotels in easy walking distances to both red light districts in Bangkok.

Stay at a hotel near the red light districts in Bangkok — Don’t be a dummy. Stay at a hotel near the red light districts. There are so many hotels near all of them.

Because the clock starts counting down on that 1 hour time the moment you step out of the bar go go bar she works in. It doesn’t start when you’re at your hotel room.

Certain go go bars do have on-premise short time rooms and certain red light districts like Patpong and Nana Plaza have shared short time rooms that charge 300THB for the hour. Trust me, you don’t want to be banging bar girls inside a go go bar short time room.

Finish the Night by Picking Up Thai Hookers at Thermae Bar

Here’s a place near and dear to my heart. Of all the years messing around in Bangkok I will say, Thermae Bar is the place to pick up Thai prostitutes working full time or part time in Bangkok.

I also know a lot of guys are into Thai university girls. If you’re one of those guys it is possible to pick up sexy Thai girls studying in universities around Bangkok inside the Thermae. They won’t be in uniform obviously, but they work inside for some extra spending cash.

I’ve written about Thermae bar countless times and I’ll keep recommending them until I catch something nasty from one of the Thai hookers working out of it.

Many Thai prostitutes inside Thermae Bar — Still one of my favorite pick up spots for Thai Hookers in Bangkok…

Where to Find: The Thermae is located in the basement level of the budget-priced OYO 108 Ruamchitt Hotel near Sukhumvit Soi 15. Which is one of the best reasons to stay at hotel Ruamchitt.

All of the Thai prostitutes are standing around by the wall of Thermae bar. Some will be sitting down trying to catch the eyes of potential customers like you.

When you’re inside, just pick an empty chair. Immediately girls will look your way to see if you are interested in them. If you have the time don’t pick too fast.

A waiter will approach you if you haven’t ordered a drink yet at the bar. Take your time. Sip that beer. And look around until you find a girl you want to spend money on.

Here’s How to Do it Right at Thermae Bar

To get the attention of a girl: Simply wave and gesture her to come over to have a seat. The Thermae is not a go go bar. So there are rules. You can’t just go ahead and start groping her in public.

This is what you do next: You can buy her a drink. It’s the least you can do and Thermae drink prices are very reasonable. Just ask the waiters how much. But there is a drink menu with prices near the bar.

And then you seal the deal: Start that little chit chat. You can start asking about prices for sex. Same rules apply for gogo bars. There are short time prices and long time prices. Remember, at Thermae you don’t have to pay bar fines. It’s a pickup joint with freelancer hookers. Not a go go bar or a beer bar with hookers working directly for the bar.

Thermae Bar Thai Hooker Prices

In general, Thai prostitutes inside the Thermae ask for short time 1500THB to 2000THB for an hour including 1 shot. If you don’t drop their prices down you can ask for 2 shots within the hour.

For long time you’re looking to pay about 4000THB to 8000THB after midnight. Before midnight the price will be higher as you’re taking her away from the Thermae where she could possibly earn more throughout the night.

The Thermae is popular with Asian customers and often times it’s filled with Japanese and Koreans. But no worries because everyone is welcomed to the Thermae.

Thermae Bar is the best pick up bar in Bangkok for beginners — One of the best pick up bars in Bangkok. It’s easy to find and there’s even a hotel upstairs. As close to a hotel with prostitutes as it gets in Bangkok.

5 Reasons Why I Love Bangkok’s Thermae Bar

1. 1. No need to pay bar fines
  2. Beers prices are reasonable
  3. No loud eardrum damaging music
  4. No Thai girls pestering me for lady drinks. Also no requirement to buy lady drinks. Not unless you want.
  5. Thai prostitutes inside Thermae Bar are the least hardened and jaded ladies in Bangkok’s commercial sex industry.

The Thermae is not a good location for day time action. It only gets busy late into the night. Though you can find Thai hookers starting 7pm. But not in great numbers as compared to night time past 10pm.

If you don’t dig ladyboys I recommend staying away from the men dressed as women in front of the Ruamchitt Hotel and the stairs leading down to Thermae Bar.

Otherwise, the Thermae has a strict no chicks with dicks policy. It’s very rare to find an establishment like this prohibiting ladyboys from the bar premise.

Whichever way you swing it, the Thermae Bar is an institute in Bangkok and thus a must visit and experience.

Try Out Bangkok’s Soapy Massage Experience

Soapy massage in Bangkok — Emmanuelle has withstood the test of time as one of the oldest yet popular soapy massage in Bangkok…

A report about Bangkok’s red-light districts won’t be complete without a nod to all the soapy massage parlors. As I mentioned above, Huay Kwang red light district has the most concentration of soapy massage parlors in the city.

Who doesn’t like taking a bath with a hot Thai girl? I thought so. It beats jerking off in a bathtub alone.

Best times to visit the soapies in Bangkok is around 8pm. That’s when most of the massage girls show up for work.

Cost of a Soapy Body to Body Massage

Soapies are full service and you pay only one price. Prices usually start at around 1800THB for fishbowl girls for 1 hour. Model type girls cost 4000THB for 45 minutes.

Okay just to clarify the video clip above. As depicted in this hilarious clip you choose the massage ladies. Afterward, you have sex with them in a private bedroom. Just wanted to put that out there.

For several years I have been recommending body to body massage parlors at Phrom Phong over soapy body to body massage parlors in Huay Kwang.

I like Phrom Phong because massage parlors in that area open for business in the afternoon. Massage parlors in Phrom Phong are smaller than soapy massage parlors. I still find that Phrom Phong massage shops have a very good line up of pretty massage girls.

Poseidon Soapy Massage in Huay Kwang red light district of Bangkok — Poseidon is also a very popular soapy massage in Bangkok well known for their model category ladies…

That said if this is your first time visiting the red light districts in Bangkok you should consider trying out a soapy massage.

And I recommend going to Poseidon Massage which is one of the first soapy massage parlors I’ve ever been to. Cheapest soapy massage girls at Poseidon can be hired for 1800THB. Head up to the 3rd floor and you’ll find Poseidon’s model girls that cost 4000THB+ for 45 minutes.

Then I recommend Emmanuelle (no website) which I never did before. But I’ve been there recently and had some very good experiences. A review coming soon! Roughly about the same price as Poseidon Massage.

Soapy massages in Bangkok is a big subject to write about on this post. So if you’re looking for soapy massage prices and types of Thai prostitutes working inside these establishments check out this page.

Even though I prefer the massage shops over in Phrom Phong I still suggest having a soapy massage experience in Bangkok.

Looking for Good Thai Girls?

Okay, so maybe you’re not into paying hookers for sex. Maybe you’re young and suave with good looks. And you want to try your pick up skills with beautiful normal Thai girls. For that I recommend heading to some of the best hotels with nightclubs to pick up Thai ladies looking for foreign boyfriends.

Conclusion

There you have it. Now you know there are actually five red light districts in Bangkok for foreign tourists. And you know where to find all of them.

I’ve pinpointed exactly where you should go for getting day time action in Bangkok. Getting a blow job in the afternoon will put that extra pep in your step. At least until you hit the gogo bars at night.

Getting an erotic massage by a pretty Thai girl is also something you can’t leave Bangkok without trying. If you miss it you’ll regret it, trust me. Go to the massage shops mentioned in this post. You won’t be disappointed.

I also pointed out my favorite go go bars in Bangkok located in Soi Cowboy and Nana Entertainment Plaza. Where you’ll have a good time watching pretty girls gyrate around dance poles on stage, in the shower and jacuzzi. Or even on your lap.

Most importantly you now know how much to pay when you want to take a go go bar girl back to your hotel room to finish off the night.

What I’ve given you here is just a small taste of Bangkok’s crazy red light districts. Be sure to check out my blog and the rest of this website for even more info on Thai prostitutes in the sex districts of Bangkok.