Want to Meet Good Thai Girls to Date? Here’s How To Go For It

Here’s the brutal truth about meeting good girls in Thailand for dating.

It’s not going to be easy. But it’s possible. If you’ve got all your real teeth and in reasonably good shape then the laws of probabilities is your good friend.

Especially when you try this nifty pick up technique I call the “Dumb Tourist” I’ve used to meet single Thai women all over Thailand.

And I’m going to show you how to do it too.

Because lots of foreigners think that just because they’re visiting from a wealthier country they can easily hook up with normal Thai girls left and right.

Boy, are they wrong.

That’s because their experiences are based solely on their interactions with professional prostitutes inside Thailand’s red light districts. Meeting good Thai girls and paying hookers for sex in Thailand is like putting square pegs into round holes.

Many single Thai women are open to relationships with “Good Farang” boyfriends

Warning: Please use this technique only if you’re serious about meeting good Thai girls for a relationship. This is not a get into a Thai girls’ panties quick scheme. Normal Thai girls are a lot smarter and don’t give it up that easy.

I’ve had plenty of experiences picking up bad girls inside Bangkok’s red light districts. In my 20 plus years here in Thailand I’ve also dated many Thai girls that have no role in the country’s sex industry.

Even if you’ve had sex with thousands of Thai prostitutes (like I have) it’s probably not a good idea to boast about this to a potential long term Thai romance partner. Try bringing that subject up during a romantic dinner with a good Thai girl and see how it works.

They want potential boyfriend material to work with as well.

As much as you’re looking for a good Thai girl, in retrospect she’s looking for a good single farang boyfriend also. Simply put, keep your filthy past a secret for your own good. And best be single yourself in the first place.

Keep your old habits a secret if you want to meet good Thai girls

I’m writing this post mainly for guys looking to stay in Thailand long term with the intentions of having real relationship with good Thai ladies.

Also for guys that tried Thai dating websites with no success. Cause we all know those are filled with gold digging semi-professional prostitutes. Or tried to find good Thai girls inside the best Bangkok’s party hotels with no positive results either.

I’ve tried this crazy sounding technique before of course. Even my younger and older friends that I’ve passed on the Dumb Tourist technique have tried it and succeeded also.

Here’s how we did it:

Introduction to the “Dumb Tourist” technique

I came up with this technique about 15 years ago. I was fooling around Pattaya’s red light district at the time and ate something really bad.

For almost the entire night inside my hotel bathroom I was riding the porcelain throne with a serious case of explosive diarrhea.

The next morning I went downstairs to the nearest pharmacy in need of some meds. The pharmacist on shift was a cute Thai girl, really helpful and spoke a decent amount of English as most folks in her profession must be able to read and understand English.

When my asshole stopped leaking I returned to the pharmacist and gave her a box of chocolates. Yes, chocolates! The color, the shape, she got the inside turd joke and laughed. Long story short we dated for a few months. But she wanted to move too fast and I didn’t want to get married.

The things I learned

So, I’m not suggesting that you intentionally eat bad food so you get the bad shits in order to cozy up to a pretty pharmacist.

All you need is a map!

Thai people are friendly and helpful. Especially when it comes to helping tourists that are lost or just trying to find an address. If you’re trying to use this technique and asked a good Thai girl you’re planning to date where Soi Cowboy is then you’re hopeless.

Beautiful single Thai women can be found all over Thailand working in the hospitality industry. Many work in department stores like Central World. A café like Starbucks. Swensen’s Ice Cream and Dairy Queen for guys that like ice cream and pretty girls in uniform.

Even the BTS and MRT train systems in Bangkok have some pretty Thai girls working inside the station booths. They have to have some brains to work in those places. Which is always a good sign.

To play a convincing role of a clueless tourist absolutely new to Thailand you’ll need the tools to look the part. Chances are as a frequent sex tourist to Thailand you have all the crap needed inside your closet already.

The essential tools:

• Wrinkled map of Bangkok, Pattaya, Chiang Mai or wherever the hell you are in Thailand.
• A camera. The longer the lens the better. Like an extra long cock dangling off your hip.
• Get sunburned. Looking like a lobster screams dumb tourist.
• A Leo, Chang or Singha beer tank top. Extra points for matching branded flip flops and shorts. Classic farang trifecta.
• Small pocket sized English-Thai phrase book. Booked marked pages with romance phrases.
• Scary tattoos of your inner spirit animal (evil skull optional)

Okay I’m kidding about the essential tools.

Except for the map. You’ll need a well used looking map on hand for playing the role of a helpless tourist. No need to buy one, just pick one off from your hotel lobby.

Here’s where we went to find the “Good Girls” with smarts

In 2017 Bangkok was named the most visited city by Forbes magazine with over 20 million visitors staying in hotels, eating and shopping in the city.

Obviously you’re going to be one of those tourist that depend on Bangkok’s hospitality industry. An industry with staff that are (somewhat) trained to deal with foreign customers.

And a lot of single Thai women work in the hospitality industry. And that my friends is where you should focus on.

Keep in mind:

Good smart Thai girls are onto us farangs. They are aware many foreign sexual deviants traveling to Thailand have intentions to get quickly into their panties. And hop back on the plane back home the next day so fast they didn’t even wash their cocks.

The essential key is to make your approach slowly and get to know her with a few quick interactions here and there.

The Dumb Tourist technique will only work on Thai ladies near the same age group as yourself. So if you’re an old fart don’t try this on Thai university girls. It won’t work. Trust me on this one gramps. You’ll have to try this on good mature Thai women near your age range to make this work.

And of course your appearance plays a big role also. You want a pretty Thai girl girlfriend. She wants a decent looking farang boyfriend. It goes both ways.

The Approach (with a real case study with Todd the Canadian)

This is something I taught to an ordinary average looking guy in his early 30’s. His name is Todd from nowheresville, Canada. He’s got all his teeth and all his hair. He stands up straight and in regular shape.

It’s not his first rodeo in Thailand. He’s fallen in love with the country and desires to stay long term. And he’s got a few reasons why he wants to have a regular girlfriend with a regular day job. Ultimately Todd’s goal is to start a small business in Thailand and understands that having a Thai girlfriend or eventually a wife as a Thai partner is the way to go.

Thailand’s hospitality industry is your best source for finding single Thai girls for relationships.

Thailand’s got these laws where foreigners are not allowed to own 100% of their own company within the kingdom.

He’s also tired of short time and long timing Thai hookers and thinks a real relationship with normal Thai girls is sustainable.

Yeah, I know, just 30 years old. I already tried talking him out of it.

The location: Todd started frequenting a local Starbucks in Siam Square in Bangkok because a cute barista caught his attention. Let’s call her Ploy. He found her attractive and wanted to ask her out on a date. But didn’t know the best way to approach a Thai girl without looking like the obvious creep he is.

So he came to the smartest man he knew for Thai dating tips and advice. Smart move Todd. Smart move.

Over a couple of beers I revealed to Todd the “Dumb Tourist” technique. While a sexy bar girl gracefully dangled herself on a stripper pole in Patpong with her amazing perky tits right above us.

Time to pull the Dumb Tourist Technique

Todd’s objective: Her name is Ploy, a pretty hipster looking Thai girl in her mid 20’s.

Thing about Starbuck’s baristas is that their work schedules are predictable. And every single Starbucks barista has to graduate from university. Which means their workers have to have some brains too.

Ploy’s shift started in the morning taking customer orders. Todd alway queued up at her cash register station. She asks for Todd’s name so she can write it on his cup of hot latté. Ploy’s name is pinned to her Starbuck’s uniform.

She knows his name. He knows her name. A good start already.

Todd is an intermediate Thai language learner. He dumbed down his Thai language skills to make himself more convincing for the role as a newbie to Thailand. So it’s easy for him to greet Ploy with “Sawasdee Krúp” (สวัสดีครับ) every morning. And he can understand basic Thai conversations with ease.

Learning to speak Thai beforehand goes a long way

Todd: Sabai dee mái krúp? (สบายดีไหมครับ) – How are you?
Ploy: Sabai dee kâ, korp khun kâ. (สบายดีคะขอบคุณค่ะ) – I’m fine, thank you.

One day it was time for Ploy’s scheduled shift to clear tables. She’s seen Todd many times already and remembers his name. Todd pretty much knows her schedule (cue stalker music). Ploy sees Todd studying a map of Bangkok’s old Chinatown district while clearing away nearby tables.

Todd beckons her and tries his best fake broken Thai to ask Ploy how to get to Chinatown. She points out in her best broken English to take the MRT subway train. Then he asks her if there’s any places to eat good food in Chinatown.

Long story short Ploy pointed out a couple of places with the help of google map. Todd says the whole conversation lasted 10 minutes. He didn’t make his move yet, just like I taught him to.

For “Dumb Tourist” to work convincingly, the secret is to not make your true intentions too obvious.

Does Todd get a Thai girlfriend from Starbucks out of this?

Todd knows Bangkok inside out and especially Chinatown. Which is one of places I wrote about finding cheap sex in Bangkok if you’re feeling adventurous. He didn’t really have to ask Ploy but it was a good way to break the ice and chat with her for ten solid minutes.

The next day, Todd heads back to Starbucks and sees Ploy clearing tables. He approaches her and hands her a bag of roasted chestnuts commonly sold along Chinatown’s famous Yaowarat road. Ploy is surprised and a couple of her barista coworkers immediately start gossiping.

The commotion particularly peaked the interest of one male barista behind the counter stacking bags of vacuum packed espresso beans.

Always bring a gift back to your prospective Thai girlfriend that helped you out for the added effect.

But it’s not all good news for poor Todd from nowheresville, Canada. That same male barista slides in from behind and senses rotten dirty filthy farang making a play on his girl.

Ploy smiles and introduces him to Todd as her “fan” (แฟน) or boyfriend. One of the Thai words Todd knows by heart. She showed her boyfriend Todd’s bag of gift nuts and he commented nuts are his favorite snacks.

Let’s call Ploy’s boyfriend Cockblock.

In the end, Cockblock enjoyed Todd’s bag of roasted nuts a lot more than Ploy could ever imagine.

Hold on, how do I know if she’s single?

Todd asked the same question to me when I told him this technique for meeting good Thai girls while bar hopping in Patpong. It’s a question any sane guy would ask. Matter of fact countless guys I’ve taught this technique to asked me the same exact question.

Well you don’t know. Until you try. Listen, it’s the same as if you saw a cute girl standing alone on line at the supermarket back at your home country. You want her phone number too. But you don’t know if she’s single or not.

Am I right or wrong?

You’re only going to know her relationship status after the fact. I know there are a lot of shy men reading this and second guessing themselves. But if you’re shy you’re going to have to break out of that shell. And yeah, if you tried this technique chances are you won’t have success during your first few tries. So you’ll need to build a thick skin too.

Because she could already be in a relationship with a Thai man. Even worse she could be in a relationship with a tom and she’s a dee. Also could be she doesn’t want to risk having a relationship with farang because she doesn’t care. There could be countless reasons.

If you’re serious about this dating Thai girl business you’ll have to make some hard decisions. Expect disappointments and you’ve won half the battle.

But you can do it! There’s a saying in Thai, “susu” (สู้ๆ) which means keep fighting and don’t give up!

Keep Trying

Like anything in life Todd knew it’s a game of probabilities when it comes to finding good Thai girls to date. He’s still young, not rich but financially fit. But he’ got a stable job in Bangkok with good salary. He’s aiming for Thai women around his age range. So his chances are good.

Eventually, Todd finally succeeded. He found himself a Thai lady working at one of the BTS station booths in Sukhumvit. Then he pulled the same exact Dumb Tourist technique as in the Starbuck’s debacle. Found out her work schedule (cue stalker music) and went over with a Bangkok map often asking for directions and recommendations about what to see.

Todd returned the next day and got her a gift as thanks for her assistance. Eventually he made the move and asked her out. Low and behold she was single and available. Todd finally earned himself a real chance for a first date with a good Thai girl.

Keep Trying… Again…

Fast forward to a couple of uneventful dates. Apparently dating a local woman working at a BTS station didn’t pan out for Todd.

He kept insisting she’s a butterface so he couldn’t be with her. I’ve always known that he was a breast man just like me. After all he was the one that took me to that gogo bar in Patpong where we first discussed this Dumb Tourist technique.

At the time he told me BTS girl’s face didn’t do it for Todd anymore for one reason or another. They never even had sex. Which is not unusual as good Thai girls do not give it up that easily.

And it was only later on he confessed he was seeing a bar girl at the same time. Bad boy Todd, bad boy.

Because eventually the temptation calls from Nana Plaza’s gogo bars  took him back to the dark side. He slunk back to the bars to sulk on the reasons why he thinks he won’t be able to find good Thai girls to date for his planned long term stay in Thailand.

But, Todd promises he’ll keep trying to meet good Thai girls because he’s built up some experience points.

Believe it or not, the BTS girl was his 6th attempt at meeting Thai women for relationships in Bangkok.

Whether or not Todd or you can sustain a Thai-Farang romance in Thailand is another whole different story.

One final tip – Don’t just focus on her looks, make sure she’s got some brains too

While reading this you might have noticed I keep mentioning you should look for good Thai girls with brains. Preferably a lady that has graduated from university.

This is really important because most Thais are still stubbornly superstitious. Most of the population in Thai society still believe in crazy shit like: the evil eye, black magic, fortune telling, possessions, wizards, ghosts and curses.

It might be cute in the beginning to have a girlfriend with some quirks. But having a Thai girlfriend with a serious belief in superstitions will eventually drive you bat shit crazy.

Now you try it

If you’re serious about meeting real Thai women for dating because you want to live in Thailand then playing the role of a dumb tourist works wonders as an ice breaker. Matter of fact I should’ve called this the “Ice Breaker” technique! Oh well…

Here’s a few more tips on approaching Thai girls for dating:

• Learn some Thai, there are so many free learn Thai language resources available that there’s no excuses
• Smile
• Take time and be friendly on your approach
• Don’t be pushy

It’s worked for me and a lot of other people I know also. If the Dumb Tourist technique sort of worked for Todd from nowheresville, Canada, it’ll work for you too.