Should I Still Visit Thailand’s Red Light Districts

COVID-19 Thailand – Should I Still Come?

Before this coronavirus mess blew up around the world I was thinking if I should write this post about whether or not you should still visit the major red light districts of Thailand.

In Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket, bars and massage shops were ordered to shut down until the end of this month. I don’t think these places will close down as these businesses have some sort of police in place to protect their own interest. Who knows what else the Thai government is going to suggest next.

Good news as I can see the bar districts in Bangkok are taking a proactive stance. Visitors go through a temperature check and those with high temperatures are barred from entering. I was near the entrance of Nana Plaza having a cold one at Hooters.

I didn’t see anyone get turned away. It’s a good front though. Problem is, COVID-19 is asymptomatic. The disease takes time to manifest. Anyone could be a carrier and not know about it until WHAM! You’re on your back bleeding from you asshole!

Just kidding.

I’m a massage guy anyways and as I’m getting older, I don’t enjoy crowded noisy bars today. I’ve checked around and asked my favorite massage parlors and they said they will remain open for now. But that could change in the near future. So if you’re dead set on coming to Thailand you’ll have less choice of pussy for sale. But it’s still available non the less.

If you’re here already or anytime between the end of this month, I’d call the massage shop up first and see if they’re open. Before showing up at their doorstep.

Gogo bars inside Nana and Soi Cowboy are still open. But the government has ordered bars to be closed until the end of March. Not sure if the bars will follow the order but we shall see. But eerily quiet the last time I went. And it’ll be quiet for awhile from the looks of things.

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I’M STILL GOING TO THAILAND

Personally, I don’t give two shits if you still want to visit and risk getting infected with this superbug. I honestly think you’ll have more chance catching a disease at the airport than here in Thailand. That’s what I really think. But I know that makes me sound like a dick. And I am, your approval is unnecessary.

But listen to your ol’ buddy Jim Hunt. Quarantine yourself by staying home and jerk off until this blows over. Cause it will.