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CanCam Massage Review Bangkok

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CanCam Massage shop is one of the first sex shops you’ll see when you’re rounding the corner of Sukhumvit Soi 24/1. Like all of the the happy ending massage shops on this L shape soi it has a strong Japanese customer base. But anyone is welcome as long as you can pay to play.

I used to go to their shop often. Until the quality of their girls went downhill. Actually I should say up and down.

CanCam is also one of those happy ending massage shops I’m often asked to review. A lot of guys inform me they always see sexy Thai girls sitting outside. And I went, and I found them and yes they are indeed very sexy .

And then I go back for further “research” purposes. Just a week or two later. Only to find out that the girls are not there anymore. In other words, some dick head probably made marriage proposals to them so now they’re off the market.

The Low Down

So CanCam has been opened for about 4 years or so. Just about the same time when this entire strip made a major face lift.

CanCam has had a rollercoaster of a history, even though it hasn’t been around for a long time. It was one of the best full service massage shop on the strip, with sexy Thai massage girls right after the major renovations 4 years ago.

But the massage business is a hard industry to upkeep. Especially when there are too many greedy men with cash coming to these shops, falling in love with the girls. Long story short, the girls are taken out of the massage shops to be taken care of, or sponsored.

Which is just one of the reasons why I never really posted a review of CanCam Massage previously.

CanCam Massage Bangkok Map — CanCam Massage on Sukhumvit Soi 24/1

To Be Honest

There’s really not much to write about CanCam today. It’s a straight up sex shop. No fun things to do inside like getting pissed on, which you can get at Exotic Massage. There’s no turn your bones to jelly tantric massages like you’d find at Passion Massage or Paradise Massage.

You can’t get a nuru massage experience like you can get at Mitu Massage or Dream Heaven Message.

That said, it’s one of the least exciting places for guys that have been fooling in Thailand for many years.

And You Only Get One Shot

This will definitely bum out a lot of guys reading this, but yes, CanCam Massage policy is one cum shot per paid visit. They’re going to have a tough time competing with their neighbor next door, Boss Massage which allows customer multiple cum shots.

CanCam Massage Girls

So since CanCam opened I’ve been visiting on and off. I started visiting again the beginning of this month of January. So far, I’ve been there three times. Which isn’t an easy feat. Because They still don’t have the best looking girls on the block I’m afraid to say.

They are up against many happy ending massage shops on Sukhumvit Soi 24/1 that do have sexy Thai massage girls to compete against.

However, if you like light skinned Thai girls with meat on their bones this is a place for you. Of the times I’ve been there this month there were not a lot of girls that made my eyes pop out. I’d give their girls a grade of 4 to 6.

Cancam’s website is the least helpful. Especially if you can’t read Japanese. Which I can’t. The rates and service title is in Japanese. Also, don’t rely on their lady photo gallery page. It’s not updated.

CanCam Massage Price

Shower Room Price

60 Minutes – 2200THB
70 Minutes – 2500THB
90 Minutes – 2800THB

Jacuzzi Room Price

60 Minutes – 2700THB
70 Minutes – 3000THB
90 Minutes – 3300THB

Notice the nutty price discrepancy between a 60 minute service for 2200THB and 70 minutes for 2500THB. Basically the price difference is 300THB for an extra 10 minutes. I recommend sticking with the 60 minute service here.

As I mentioned earlier, CanCam is an old school massage shop that does not provide a whole lot of interesting sexual services. The prices you see above, are for massage with oil followed by sex.

They do have jacuzzi rooms which start 2700THB for 60 minutes. And two lady massage services for a threesome experience. Though if you want to get it on with two girls you’ll have a better time at Analisa Massage. But because of the talent CanCam had inside I couldn’t justify trying them out let alone pay a high price tag.

Are They Worth the Price

Check out CanCam’s prices on their website for two ladies and you’ll see why. They are one of the priciest happy ending massage shops in Bangkok. Which is fine, as a businessman I’d want to make money by charging my customers as much money as I can too.

However, they have to provide a stellar experience with more service options. Otherwise, there are so many places customers can go providing great service and reasonable rates.

CanCam Massage Room — The rooms are clean but no mirrors on the walls…

Picking the Girls at CanCam

The mamasan remembered me as soon as I approached the shop. She always has a big smile and just a lovely friendly lady. She speaks English so whatever you’re into let her know.

There’s no photo books so she’ll call all the girls to come up before you for a line up. For this review, there were only 6 girls. I got there about 2pm so there’s less girls. Usually they have about a dozen ladies on standby. All of them are dressed in white polo shirts and thigh high tight skirts. Not really the sexiest look but enough to check out the shape of their bodies.

I picked a girl I’ve never seen before. A tall girl and the least heaviest out of the line up. She didn’t have big tits and not much of an ass but she’s got a pretty face and a nice smile. I’ll just call her Mona because she’s got this sexy moan that I’ll get into later.

Up to the Shower Room with Mona

Shower rooms at CanCam are all on the second floor. The walkway is narrow and there are mirrors lining the walls to make the entire space appear bigger.

However, once you’re inside the shower rooms there are no mirrors on the walls. Having mirrors on the walls while having sex with a Thai massage hooker makes the experience much more enjoyable.

The room is clean and everything you’d expect. Theres a shower in the corner and a bed. There are televisions in the room too, but no sports channels. Or porn. Both would’ve made me heap a load of extra points for CanCam.

Shower room at CanCam Massage — This is where the girls clean your cock and balls…

After Mona got back to the room with her kit I was already in my birthday suit flopped on the bed. She started taking her clothes off so we could get to our pre-requisite shower. And that’s when Mr. Winky stood up at attention.

Mona’s has a pretty face but if she got her tits done she’d definitely stand out more. We got into the shower together and she started cleaning me. There was no action in the shower and it was all quite mechanical. That’s also my experience with the last two girls I tried out at CanCam.

I’ve been messing around long enough to know these days that not every Thai massage girl you encounter will give you that “girlfriend” experience. Which most guys look for. But we’re not their boyfriends. So not a big deal to me.

To the Massage Bed

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that Mona and the last two CanCam girls I was with had bad attitudes. In actuality, they were quite nice and playful but I just had to bring it out of them.

I know this sounds nuts, but one thing that stands out at CanCam are the massages. All of the girls did a decent massage on my back, hitting all the acupressure points accurately. This could be something CanCam massage customers prefer and a reason why the girls have to put in actual elbow grease.

There was no body to body massage. If you choose the jacuzzi room you’ll get that service.

However, the massage only lasted 10 minutes on my backside only. When I turned over she started with the foreplay, beginning with ol’ cat bath, which I always enjoy.

Bed inside shower room of CanCam Massage — Small bed inside shower room of CanCam Massage Bangkok…

After a few minutes of that Mona popped out a condom and gave me a covered blow job. Which is standard here at CanCam, at least with the other two girls also. She just gave me a covered blow job for two minutes. Not really a lot of work or enthusiasm put into it but hey it’s a blow job with a condom on so the sensation is minimized anyways.

She got on top cowgirl and because of her slender body, perky tits and a pretty face made the whole experience a hell of a lot better. And she was working it to the point I had to tell her to slow down a few times. And then she sped back up bouncing up and down my cock.

I’m sure she understood me when I told her to slow down a bit as I said it in Thai. I got this feeling maybe she was trying to hurry me. So, I asked to switch position to get on top where I could easily control. When I was ready to pop I asked Mona to get back on top and let her ride me into the sunset.

And she could really ride. As I mentioned earlier she has this really sensual moan. Which is probably an act as I know I’m the worst lover in the world. This was still the highpoint of my visit to CanCam Massage.

But…

I’ve got mixed feelings.

My last CanCam visit with Mona I felt was rushed. I had at least 25 minutes left. Now, as a customer I could’ve said something. Which I usually do and have done at other full service massage shops I try out. I didn’t have this issue with the other two CanCam massage ladies.

So this is something that’s usual as business with Mona, maybe?

But this type of situation happens a lot at other happy ending massage in Bangkok. I just want to quickly point this out, out of fairness.

What to Do

If this happens, we’ve got three choices:

Ask for a massage to fill up the extra time.
Just leave and be happy someone sucked your cock and banged your brains out.
Bitch and moan to yourself quietly and don’t go back.

On this occasion with Mona I picked choice #2. Mostly because I was doing this CanCam Massage shop review. After all I can write about my experience and just let everyone reading this know what to expect and the options.

Massage room at CanCam with television — Bonus points would’ve been give if there were sports and porn played on the tele…

Would I Go Back?

Sure I’d go back. But not as frequently though. Like many full service massage business there are slumps. Meaning periods where they are able to find a couple of sexy Thai girls to fill up their line up. That’s why I keep going back to massage shops that I’ve had previous less then stellar experiences.

Because you just never know you might find a very pretty massage girl to service you.

For a Real “Nuru Experience” – Go to Mitu Massage Sukhumivt Soi 33

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Mitu Massage Bangkok Review

To experience the true nuru massage in Bangkok you’ve got to get your ass to Mitu Massage. It’s a Japanese owned happy ending massage shop on Sukhumvit Soi 33, opposite of Dream Heaven Massage and a short distance walk from Hera’s Massage.

I’ve been to Mitu Massage plenty of times. Ever since they were in their first location that was attached to S33 Sukhumvit Hotel (guest friendly). This is a better new location though.

The Nuru Gel Massage

Nuru massage, is brought to you from the fine folks that invented the VCR. Pokemon, the electronic calculator and bukkake porn, our fine, far east friends, the Japanese.

Like anything Japanese, Mitu Massage provides customers the same exact style of nuru massage porn experience you’d see on internet porn sites.

Going to Mitu Massage for a nuru massage experience is like going to Japan for Sushi, with real wasabi. The experience is authentic. You’ll receive the same excellent customer service. And you get what you’re exactly paying for.

Including Thai massage girls squealing like Japanese porn actresses.

I couldn’t many photos of the room I was in. Because inside Mitu, massage girls are with you inside the room the entire time. Everything that is needed is already inside prepped for your heavenly nuru experience.

But… They’re Not Cheap

Mitu is one of the most expensive massage shop in Bangkok. Period. It keeps out the riffraffs (you all know who you are).

Which I like. I think they are catering to upscale customers with discerning taste. And there are plenty of sex tourists in Bangkok with deep pockets. It’s a smart business move. I’d do the same damn thing if it were my business.

They have a unique pricing scheme. Just like Addict Massage, Mitu’s prices depend on the girls desirability.

Though they rate their girls into three categories with 80 minute service:

6 Stars – 4800THB
5 Stars – 4400THB
4 Stars – 3400THB

The only service Mitu offers customers is an 80 minutes genuine full nuru massage experience. Also a threesome service with nuru which they call Hentai Lesbian for a minimum of 8000THB. Like I said, they’re expensive.

Mitu Massage Menu Bangkok — 8000THB is a steep price for a threesome nuru massage. I’m going to try it out next time…

However, you get unlimited shots for whichever girls you choose.

Mitu Massage Girls

I’ve spoken to Mitu’s manager a few times. He’s a really nice Japanese fellow. Once inside, he’ll show you a tablet with photos of their nuru massage ladies. While I was inside, he had about a dozen photos of Thai massage girls, fully clothed with dresses that cover their bodies from chest to knee.

I wanted so much to tell him it’s probably better to have the girls show off more of their body. But I didn’t want to blow my cover. No body knows I’m writing reviews of full service massage shops in Bangkok. Except with a few close friends I often share nightlife notes with.

Take a look at their massage girl info page you can’t tell if they’re fat or skinny. Or have nice titties with a nice ass or not. You can’t see the girls’ faces on the website which is understandable. However, once inside Mitu there are photos of massage girls showing their faces.

On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the best, I think Mitus’ girls have a score of 5 or 6. Which is on average with most other massage shops in the area. Except for a few.

You can request to have the girls line up in front of you. But at the time of my visit, only 4 girls were available. And all the photos are not photoshopped so what you see is really what you get.

But this time, I picked a 4 star girl which I’ll just call Pam (not her real name). Since she’s a 4 star girl her price is 3400THB which I paid upfront to the manager.

Then you’ll be asked to take a seat in a waiting area where customers are given a nice disposable moist wet towel and a bottle of energy drink. Another Japanese extra touch.

My Mitu Nuru Massage Experience

Pam took me up to the second floor and I can hear club dance music in the hallway. She took me to a room near the stairs. The room is big with dark red painted walls and a wide bathroom with an inflatable air mattress where first half of the magic happens.

There’s also a queen sized bed where the last half of the magic happens. But do you know what’s missing? Mirrors.

I shit you not mirrors make a big difference for a great porn style perspective.

First, things first. Pam took off her clothes. Mine were off already because I was all ready to go. She’s got a cute face in her early 20s. But even under her dress I could see she was bottom heavy. I’ve been to Mitu Massage at least 6 times and they do have better looking ladies. But all of them were busy.

Service starts off with a quick shower with Pam’s assistance. There was no foreplay during the shower which was a bit of a let down. After 5 minutes I was asked to take a seat on the bed while she worked on the nuru gel.

Lucky There’s 80 minutes of Service Time… You’ll See What I Mean

Yup. So it takes some time to work on the correct nuru gel massage consistency. That’s right. Nuru gel comes in a concentrated form. Supposedly it’s made of seaweed and completely natural. Also sold readily online mostly to be used as a sex aid.

Massage girls have to mix it with warm water until the consistency is just right. This takes about 3 to 5 minutes and done right inside the room.

But trust me, it’s worth the wait.

Mitu Air Massage Mattress in Bangkok — A large air mattress at Mitu Massage. Apologies for the poor photo quality it was really dark inside.

After mixing the nuru massage gel to the right consistency, Pam placed the air mattress on the shower floor and gave it a good wash. When that was done I was asked to lie down facing up.

Then she dumped a load of newly mixed warm nuru massage gel over my back. The sensation was silky smooth. And she didn’t even lay a hand on me yet. She started working on me with a soft sensual massage. It felt awesome especially with her body to body massage skills.

She maneuvered the lower half of her body and started sliding up and down my cock and balls with her ass. Wow, I tells you. I shot my load so fast all over that air mattress. I just couldn’t contain myself.

Nuru massage gel covered my entire cock. Which makes it more sensitive. Which speeds up the launch code sequence. And before you know it you’ve unleashed the hounds.

Good Thing Mitu Massage Allows Unlimited Shots

Because you’ll need it when you can’t handle it like me. Pam just continued to body to body massage me but it’s not as fun without an erection. I needed some time to regroup my boys but it was great that Pam kept on working like a trooper.

Before I knew it, half the time was gone and Pam hosed me down. Then I got to the bed and waited for Pam to clean the air mattress and then herself. This was plenty of time for me to regroup my boys.

When she was finished she went straight to work on me. She started with a Thai massage on my back. But she slowly worked her way down to toy around with my cock and balls. In about 10 minutes I was asked to turn over to prep me for the finale.

Mitu Massage review in Bangkok — One of the massage rooms inside Mitu Massage. The shower area for nuru massage is to the left…

She broke out a condom and carefully placed it on my cock and gave me a covered blow job. Again I’ve been to Mitu Massage before and there are girls that do give uncovered BJs. But this was my first time with Pam. So if you want uncovered blow job be sure to ask the manager and he’ll point you to the right massage girl.

Pam got on top and started working. She’s got chubby hips and ass which would be great to see provided there were mirrors on the walls. But in 10 minutes she got the job done as I squirted out my second load. I was laid out in bed like a jellyfish on a beach to dry.

The Final Verdict

Again, like all things Japanese, Mitu relies on customer comments on site to check service performance. There’s a chance to comment on the services of their massage girls and you can be honest about your nuru massage experience as the manager takes positive and negative comments in account. Another, words he’s not a pussy and won’t get offended if you’re unsatisfied with their service.

He just wants you to give an honest review so he can work and improve on areas that need improving.

Okay, so Mitu Massage may not have the best looking girls (at least during my visit). And out of all the full service massage shops in Bangkok, they are the the priciest. In my opinion, the price is justified. If they can only get hotter girls they’ll be a real force to reckon with.

But I understand that whenever a massage shops hires a perfectly beautiful massage model, sooner or later some douche bags going to take her out, sponsor her, marry her or whatever. As a result they lose a breadwinner.

Not a lot of happy ending massage shops in Bangkok are correctly providing the true Japan styled nuru massage experience. However, Mitu delivers with incredible service and a genuine nuru porn star experience with unlimited shots.

An Unforgettable Happy Ending at Dream Heaven Massage

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Dream Heaven Massage Review – Sukhumvit Soi 33

I’ve had many nuru massages in Bangkok. Most of the times, it’s different than what you’d see on porn websites. Other times, you get a rim job just like I got at Dream Heaven Massage.

They’ve got a few branches but I went to the main branch on Sukhumvit Soi 33, located directly next to S33 Compact Hotel (guest friendly) as well as a couple of other happy ending massage shops like Hera’s Massage. The second branch is located on Sukhumvit Soi 26 (review coming soon).

Nuru massages are loads of fun. Particularly when you’ve got a hot Thai honey rolling up and down your body with big titties.

Dream Heaven Massage Location Map — Dream Heaven Massage is a 290 meter walk from the entrance of Sukhumvit Soi 33

Except for this time, I got a nice pleasant surprise because this time at Dream Heaven Massage I got my salad tossed. Getting a sexy Thai girl in Bangkok to perform a rim job today is rare. It used to be done at a lot of massage shops like 10 years ago.

Today however, most Thai massage girls would repulse at the thought of sticking their tongue down a customer’s poop shoot. And I don’t blame them. But at Dream Heaven Massage it was a really nice added touch.

Missed it By That Much

Unfortunately, during this review for Dream Heaven Massage I just missed a super hot girl. As I walked inside I saw her slip in behind the doors in the back, with stairs that lead to the rooms.

I haven’t been inside Dream Heaven in nearly 6 months. Because there were a bunch of other happy ending massage shops I needed to revisit to make more reviews.

But I wasn’t worried. Dream Heaven has a good reputation for sexy Thai girls. I spoke to the owner once many years ago. A guy from Holland, really nice fellow and I know he understands the business.

While inside I was greeted by a male Thai manager and shown the service and price menu. But I chose a 2500THB, 90 minute nuru massage course inside a jacuzzi room. The prices you see on their price menu are for service inside shower rooms.

Their website is not updated so you won’t see prices for jacuzzi rooms.

Dream Heaven Massage Girls

After I handed over the 2500THB, I took a seat on the sofa and the manager called out the girls for a lineup. Right behind the counter there’s a room where the girls wait during downtime.

7 girls marched out with most coming from the back room and a few from the front entrance. I picked one of the girls in the back room. The shortest girl which I will name Pocket Rocket as I don’t like to reveal real names on my blog posts. All of the girls are dressed in sexy schoolgirl outfits.

Pocket Rocket is a short girl, about 164cm tall with a cute face and tanned skin. It was her ass however that caught my attention. I could see she didn’t have a big set of tits even though her bra pushed up her titties for bigger appearance. But years of fooling around with Thai hookers have taught me how to spot genuinely big titties. Her body was tight and compact which in my experience are a lot of fun in bed.

You can catch a glimpse of their massage girls on their website’s lady gallery here. I don’t think it’s updated also however as I don’t even see the photo of the girl I chose.

Up to Dream Heaven Massage Jacuzzi Room

Or I should say down as all the jacuzzi rooms are located in the basement level of the shop. There’s only three rooms and the room I was taken to seems to be the largest.

Dream Heaven Massage Jacuzzi Room Nuru Massage Review — A big room with a big bed and plenty of mirrors…

When Pocket Rocket left to retriever her basket of soaps and nuru massage gel I had a chance to check out the room.

I believe I got the biggest jacuzzi room, as you can see in the photo, they’ve got a lot of space for a threesome or a “4 hands massage” at Dream Heaven.

There’s no funky smell although the room could use some touch up. But I’m not here to nitpick on the decor. When it comes down to it most massage shops in Bangkok with happy endings are in the same condition.

Jacuzzi at Dream Heaven Massage Bangkok — Takes awhile for the jacuzzi to fill up…

So one of my biggest gripes are the small faucets which is slow to fill the tub at least halfway for some fun in the tub. But there is a shower head that my massage girl stuck inside the tub for extra water.

It’s a nice touch but during our 90 minute session I only spent like 10 minutes inside for a clean up and a brief soapy body on body action.

When Pocket Rocket came back to the room she popped off her school girl uniform and placed two condoms on the bed. So yes, for all the cum counters out there. At Dream Heaven Massage you get two cum shots.

All the Nuru Action Happens on the Bed

Typically, when we watch nuru massage sex videos we see a girl sliding up and down a dudes body, fully slicked with nuru gel. By the way, you can buy this shit on Amazon.com so it’s not some secret sauce found only in happy ending massage shops. Yes, you too can jerk yourself off with nuru gel in the comforts of your home.

After an unexpected thorough cleaning of my asshole inside the shower my years of experience taught me some things. And that is something is going near my ass. Dream Heaven Massage does not provide prostate massage services like Passion Massage, Paradise Massage and Analisa Massage.

The logical reason would be she’s going to give me a rim job. Either that or my current all protein diet has added an extra funk coming from my asshole.

When that was all done it was off to the bed.

Large massage bed — A large bed big enough for a threesome. Nuru massage happens right on the bed, not on an inflatable…

Dream Heaven Massage Nuru

Pocket Rocket made full use of the gel placing it all over my back and with her gorgeous tight body slid up and down my backside. And then she started cleaning my ass again. Okay I was starting to get insulted. Either my ass really stunk or I’m on a receiving end of a rim job. Lucky for me it was the latter.

She was tasting my butt crack for at least 5 minutes, going from my asshole to my balls and cock. If you’ve never had this done to you before don’t knock it. Like this is really the worst shit you’ve done. Not that I’m judging. But I’ll tell you it felt really good. Hanging around in Asia a lot this type of service is normal with prostitutes.

I was asked to turn over and she started a round of bare back blow jobs. She did such a great job blowing me. She could rival some of the best places to get blow jobs in Bangkok easily. And she finished me off with a cum in mouth. Which I never had at Dream Heaven Massage.

Anyone not convinced that they shouldn’t kiss Thai prostitutes I hope this tidbit has finally changed your mind.

I told Pocket Rocket this was the first time I got a rim job at Dream Heaven Massage. She said she had many Japanese boyfriends. Most Asian customers enjoy that kind of service she said. In turn she’s performed it on non-Asian customers also and none complained. Matter of fact all were happy and satisfied with her tongue in anus service. Especially the cum in mouth for a finish afterwards.

That Little Extra Service and Round # 2

Pocket Rocket noticed my finger nails were a little too long and offered to cut them. I let her go at it because I definitely needed some time to reload before my second shot.

After some nail clipping and chit chat we had about 30 minutes left. So she started another bare back blow job on me to get my engine started. She really knew what she was doing and in a few minutes I was ready to go.

She popped the condom package and placed it on me and I wanted to get in on her from behind. With her amazing piece of ass and shapely tight body I was having a great time. So much that I’m going to file her under my “must visit again” category.

Her service was non-rushed. I’m not into girlfriend experiences and such. But this was as close to one as it gets. After cleaning me up we only had a short time left. But Pocket Rocket insisted we get into the jacuzzi again for a little bit of sensual fun.

Always a Fun Happy Ending Massage Shop Experience at Dream Heaven Massage

Okay, so you won’t get the true “nuru massage” experience like you’d see on porn videos. But it’s close enough.

Even though I have not been visiting Dream Heaven Massage consistently I’ve always had good experiences. They do employ some beautiful ladies and the service from the ladies I’ve been with were fun.

Dream Heaven Massage Review — A view from the shower stall. There are two mirrors in the room.

My last experience was awesome. Though not all girls at Dream Heaven have rim jobs on their repertoire you should ask the manager which girls provide such services. They never clock watched and the service was never rushed from my experiences.

Which is the best reasons why you should visit Dream Heaven Massage in Bangkok. And if you’re wondering where you can find a true nuru massage service in Bangkok then you’ll want to wait for my next post!

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Where to Find the Hottest Girls in Bangkok 2019

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Where to Find the Hottest Thai Girls and What to Look Forward to Your 2019 Trip to Bangkok’s Red Light Districts

2019 will be here in a couple of weeks. For all you newbies getting ready to visit Bangkok’s nightlife next year, you’re in for a real treat.

Thai girls working in Bangkok’s sex industry are getting better and better looking.

If you’ve already booked your plane tickets and bar girl friendly hotels for early next year you’re probably wondering what’s it going to be like in Bangkok’s red light district when 2019 rolls in.

Well, I’m going to cover these important bits in this post.

From the best go go bars to the best places to get a cum in mouth blow job by hot Thai girls in Bangkok.

I’m going to recap this year as well as put in some of my thoughts about what I think will happen next year.

Also a Year End Recap

For all the frequent visitors to Bangkok’s red light districts you can sort of look at this post as a year end recap.

To start off, I’m going to tell you where you can find the hottest Thai prostitutes in to hook up with.

Of All the Places in Bangkok’s Red Light Districts – Where Can I Find the Prettiest Girls?

There are a lot of ways to hook up with Thai prostitutes in Bangkok. And I know most of you don’t have the time or patience to go around and find them. I’ve walked up and driven around all parts of Bangkok’s red light districts practically every day and I can tell you for certain one thing.

The sexiest Thai prostitutes are mostly found inside the gogo bars of Soi Cowboy, Nana and Patpong red light districts. Hot girls go where they can make the most amount of money. And they can make big money at the bars. Makes a lot of sense right.

Another reason why most prettier bar girls prefer working inside bars is because of the hours. They can sleep all day. And work from 6pm to 1am. In a way, the sexiest Thai bar girls are nocturnal.

You might be surprised why I state that the best places to find the prettiest Thai prostitutes is inside gogo bars. I’ve written only one post on the best go go bars in Bangkok for this year. But I’ve written more about massage shop reviews with happy endings for my blog.

Why I don’t Write Reviews About Gogo Bars

There’s really not much mystery regarding gogo bars. Because gogo bars are out there and in your face. Any guy can easily go check it out from the outside and sneak a peek inside to check out the girls. You buy a drink for yourself and a lady drink for your girl. You squeeze her tits and massage her ass while asking her how much it’ll cost to take her out short time or long time.

Checking Out the Goods

I like girls in good shape. Doesn’t have to be perfect shape. I’ll even settle with really skinny girls. But fat chicks? No thanks! Security at the front of the bars pull aside curtains so passing customers can sneak a peek inside.

Remember, gogo bars put all of their best looking girls front of the stage, near the entrance to lure in customers.

That’s the major reason why I really like Bangkok’s gogo bars.

First, you can check out the girls’ bodies as they are semi-nude. Because a big turn off for me are girls with stretch marks on their stomachs after having a baby or two. Okay so I got a big stomach too. So maybe I shouldn’t be pointing fingers. But dammit I’m the one paying!

And remember, when a gogo bar girl sits with you, after you buy her a drink you can playfully fondle her and check her out.

Remember, gogo bars are the only types of businesses in Bangkok’s sex industry where you can find all nude and semi nude girls to check out before taking out.

Bad news is having a great night out at a gogo bar could put a serious hurt in your wallet. Assuming you’re having more than a few beers and top shelf liquor, plus lady drinks and short timing a sexy Thai girl you can expect to pay a minimum of 3500THB.

Why I Write More Reviews About Massage Shops with Happy Endings

Most full service massage shops are a lot more low key and hidden. Well sort of. And do not have the same volume of visitors as gogo bars. And many shops provide different services and employ ladies of different shapes and sizes to appease the masses.

And you can’t really check out the ladies. Until you’ve stepped foot inside. And even then, all of them are wearing skimpy outfits. You can’t really get a good look at their bodies until everything is off.

That’s not to say you won’t find fit girls inside sex oil massage shops. You can, I’ve found plenty inside Paradise Massage, Kiss Massage, Hera’s Massage just to name only a few.

That said, if you are strictly into Thai hookers with a tight fit body it’s best to head to the gogo bars for a much better closer look.

There’s a bit of a mystery to massage shops if you think about it. When looking at one, you can’t really tell if it’s the type of place where you’ll get a guaranteed hand job, blow job or much more. The only way to find out is to go inside and see for myself.

I may not have written about it but I’ve been to plenty of Thai massage shops in Bangkok, thinking I’ll get a happy ending. Only to get disappointed even though the massage girl was hot. So there’s that bit of a guessing game.

But I live here. So I can afford to make the mistakes. If you’re coming here for a few days or a week or whatever chances are, you want that guarantee. And I’m here to provide it through this blog.

Freelance Thai Prostitutes

I’ve met many hot beautiful Thai freelancers in Bangkok. But you won’t find the same volume of hot women in one area such as gogo bars.

Here’s the deal with freelance prostitutes. The streetwalkers are fully clothed and they can’t and won’t show you their goods right in the middle of the street for you to check out.

Which means you can only see them in their full glory inside your hotel room. And hopefully you won’t get surprised there’s a cock dangling between the legs.

Again, don’t get me wrong. Sure you can find sexy Thai girls working on their own. But it’s going to be a crap shoot if you don’t like girls with stretch marks on their tummy after spitting out a baby or two.

Many Thai women make the choice of becoming freelance prostitutes for extra money, especially when they have to care for children.

I suppose you can ask them if they’ve had babies before. But whether or not they tell you the truth is entirely up to them.

Cost of sex with Thai freelancers hasn’t changed in a long time and remain at a steady 1500THB to 2000THB for an hour. Which is still cheap considering you don’t have to buy drinks for her.

Even then, there are a few ways and places to find cheap sex in Bangkok with Thai street hookers even if you’ve only got 500THB burning a hole in the pocket of your dirty Chang beer shorts.

Bangkok’s Soapy Massage

One of my all time favorites, Ocean Massage closed followed by Ceasar’s Massage the beginning of 2018. All of the mentioned establishments belonged in Huay Kwang red light district. Which is declining at the moment.

Another of my favorite go to soapy massage Nataree was shut down for employing underaged foreign sex workers. The Lord Spa and Massage and Ocean Massage owners quickly fled, most likely because they too employed underaged foreign sex workers. This article gives you a good glimpse the glory days of what soapy massage shops in Thailand represented.

Back then, you could find scores of hot Thai women inside soapies. Today, the numbers are fewer but still not an impossible task.

The Best Soapy Massage You Can Visit Now

Even though Bangkok’s soapy scene is shrinking I really think you should check one out. Checking out the girls inside the fishbowl is an interesting experience even though the overall experience in itself has diminished some what.

But at least you can tell people back home you’ve done it and what’s it like to be inside a soapy massage parlor in Bangkok.

Soapy Massage to Check Out:

Poseidon
Emmanuelle (no website)

Emmanuelle Soapy massage in Bangkok — Emmanuelle has withstood the test of time as one of the oldest yet popular soapy massage in Bangkok…

There is another strip of road in Bangkok called New Petchaburi with a string of soapy massage shops that I’ve never mentioned before on this blog.

It’s not exactly off the beaten path and those establishments like to overcharge foreigners. You’ll be reading about these places on this blog soon.

Full Service Massage Shops – These Are the Best Places to Go for Daytime and Night time Action

Even though Bangkok’s gogo bars have the most beauties, oil massage shops also are some of the best places to find hot Thai girls. Especially sexy massage girls with big tits. Most oil massage businesses actively seek out girls with large fun bags.

There’s nothing more thrilling than having young hot Thai girl with slicked up titties gliding up and down your body. So if you’re a tits man like yours truly, go check out an oil massage shop.

Bangkok Oil Massage versus Soapy Massage Comparison — Many full service massage shops in Bangkok today have jacuzzi. Where customers can enjoy a soapy massage experience…

Today oil massage shops are providing more than full service. There are quite a few extra options you can choose like face sitting and golden showers from a massage shop like Exotic Massage. And many shops provide customers with quickie 30 minute full service for cheap thrills.

The Kinky Sex Shit – Threesomes, a Milking Table and a Finger in Your Starfish

Full service massage shop owners are getting creative. Catering to the freaky shit guys keep inside the dark pits of their minds. Full service massage shops are getting so popular they’re even starting to encroach into the red light district of Nana and Soi Cowboy. I predict happy ending massage shops will last much longer.

Starting with Analisa Massage with their famous 4 hands milking table session. Analisa calls it a glory hole session but who cares. It’s fun. Go try it out. It’s just a short walking distance from Soi Cowboy.

Years ago, if you wanted your prostate massage you find a ladyboy…

Now, there are so many massage shops and “private” prostate massage freelancers promising an amazing release with a finger up your bunghole. It’s amazing.

Like myself my asshole wants people to respect its space also. That said, prostate massages in Bangkok are all the rage now. I went to one this year just to try it out for blog “research” purposes at Paradise Massage and even though the masseuse was amazing and sexy, a prostate massage is not my cup of tea.

Bangkok Blow Job Trend

These days whenever I have spare time I quickly head over to get a BJ for fun. In Bangkok, most of the massage shops located in the sub soi of Sukhumvit Soi 22 have quickie BJ services where girls will deep throat you for 30 to 40 minutes.

Every full service massage shop in Sukhumvit Soi 22 have blow job only options…

I highly recommend 7 Heaven blow job salon on Sukhumvit Soi 33 where girls will suck you down silly. And you get to cum in their mouths. It’s one of the best places I visited to do a cum in mouth blow job review in Bangkok. So I know you’ll like 7 Heaven also.

I’m going to predict that in 2019 there will be more blow job salons opening up in Bangkok. Which is great news. Especially for me.

Bangkok’s sex industry has a way of adapting to the taste of perverts around the world.

Thai Dating Advice and Settling Down in Thailand

I started this blog a decade ago. And I’m getting an increase of emails on the subject of retiring and settling down in Thailand with a young Thai honey pot. Particularly from men in their 40’s and upwards. Yes, Thailand is a great country to retire in for us old farts.

As long as you have the financial means to do so. And that financial means doesn’t have to be a big amount as Thailand is still affordable.

Maybe you’re tired for paying to have meaningless sex with Thai hookers. So you want to find and date good Thai girls after breaking up with bad Thai girlfriends.

My advice is to take it slow in the dating scene. There are a lot of gold diggers in Thailand that can’t wait to get their sharpened claws into a nice juicy farang man.

Now not all Thai women looking for farang men are heartless harpies. There are good Thai women too. But you’re going to have to really dig deep to find them.

Chances are, your first ever Thai-Farang relationship won’t be successful. And I can’t blame Thai women most of the time even though I’ve doled out information on how to break up with bad Thai girlfriends.

Why Ruin a Good Thing

Guys come to Thailand mostly to mess around with lots and lots of Thai prostitutes, whether they’re staying for short or long term. That’s the main intention. So why deviate from the plan and get locked into a monogamous relationship?

Here’s my advice. If you’re single and plan on retiring in Thailand. And you’ve got enough money squirreled away. Why would you want to go and muck it up with a relationship?

Stay single. Rent a Thai girlfriend, be upfront and let it be known it’s temporary. Be single again. Repeat. You’ll live a happier, longer life.

Like Fish in a Barrel

I also feel these past few years there are more Thai girls putting themselves out there in the farang meat market. The ones that are, are learning more English. Either on their own or getting a crash course by quickly hooking up with foreigners.

It certainly helps that Thai girls are heavy users of social media. Facebook and Tinder are just a few ways Thai girls seek the attention and affections of Mr. Johnny Foreigner. It helps that many Thai ladies are also keen on going to clubs and bars inside of hotels in the hopes of finding a good foreign man.

Even messenger apps like WeChat’s discover function can help single Thai girls scope out men jerking off by their lonesome inside their hotel rooms.

What’s Going to Happen in 2019

Fact. Thailand’s red light districts will continue to attract sex tourists around the world, without a doubt. The more I’m out and about the more I see younger travelers in the red light districts, having a great time. Just like I did 20 plus years ago. They’ll be back.

And the next year will be a great time to visit.

More dedicated blow job salons will open in Bangkok. More Thai girls will start using WeChat to find customers. So, have that app on your phone and check out the girls near you. You might find someone you like.

Ladyboy bars will continue to flourish. If you’re not into them you better hone your ladyboy detection skills. Because there will be a lot more dudes with tits thrown into the mix in 2019.

Skinny Thai girl and fat foreigner — It’s a no brainer. This is a good reason why foreigners love coming to Thailand…

Ladyboy gogo bars are also a fun place to mess around in, especially if you’re having bachelor party in Bangkok for either an unforgettable or regrettable night.

Whatever you’re into, don’t miss out on the fun. Bangkok has one of the best red light districts in the world.

Analisa Massage Bangkok (4 Hands Tantra and a Glory Hole)

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Analisa Massage is an excellent full service massage shop that is like a hidden gem. And one of my favorite places in Bangkok to get skillful hand jobs.

And I like hand jobs for it’s simplicity. And I’m a simple man.

Plus I’m trying to build up the numbers on my hand job stats which you can find here.

But when you get a 4 hands tantric massage at Analisa its like having ice cream with whip cream covered titties on top. Who doesn’t like a couple of pretty naked Thai girls buttering our corn? Or slap our salami. All this talk about food is making me hungry.

So on this post, you’re going to get a play by play of what’s it like to get jerked off through a “glory hole” on a massage bed at Analisa. It’s a threesome experience on steroids.

Review of Analisa Massage

I’ve been going to Analisa Massage (website) since they opened in the Sukhumvit Soi 22 location in Phrom Phrom red light district. At the time they were in the same location as Paradise Massage so I thought they were the same shop with a name change. But I was wrong. Both are totally different full service massage shops.

Analisa Massage Bangkok — Analisa Massage main branch located on 6/12 Sukhumvit Rd. It is just 200 meters from Soi Cowboy and a 100 meters from Terminal 21 Mall…

Analisa moved over to Asoke/Sukhumvit intersection which is a part of Soi Cowboy red light district last year. They have two other locations which you can check out on their website. But the Analisa branch I’ve been going to is in Asoke, which is south of Soi Cowboy just a 200 meter walk. It’s their flagship massage shop. I’ve never checked out their other shops but maybe next time.

The main shop is located right on a dead end soi with a budget 3 star hotel called Citypoint Hotel (bar girl friendly) directly opposite.

Analisa is perhaps one of the most popular happy ending massage shops in Bangkok. With a focus on tantric massage and a haven for prostate massage connoisseurs. I’ve had a finger in my asshole while getting a hand job before over at Paradise Massage and let’s just say I don’t find the joys of anal penetration enjoyable as much as the smallest guy with a pretty mouth inside a maximum security prison.

Though I must say, Analisa was one of the pioneers of tantra and prostate massages in Bangkok. They also have toys you can rent during your sessions. So they really cater to a lot of taste and the prime reason why a lot of guys would go there to try out new sexual experiences in complete privacy.

What Exactly is a Glory Hole?

In the world of sexual slangs a “Glory Hole” is a round cut out in a wall where guys can stick their dicks through or get sucked off anonymously. You can find it mostly at gay bars in Tokyo where it’s really popular.

At Analisa, the glory “hole” is near the center of a massage table. It’s a slot where your pecker fits through. And while you’re getting a 4 hand tantra massage girls can do a reach around and play with your balls and slap your salami.

Technically, I believe their version of a glory hole is actually a misnomer for milking table. Which is actually the correct term.

Glory hole at Analisa Massage Bangkok — The glory hole in the center of a massage table. Should really be called a milking table, but whatever…

The hole has a purpose. Because when you get an oil massage you’re stripped totally naked. And you start off face down on the massage bed. Eventually, you’re going to pop an erection. So on a normal mattress your dicks gonna get smushed by the weight of your own body.

So the hole in the mattress is a great way to solve that uncomfortable position. And makes it easy for the girls to do a reach around and milk your cock.

Body to Body Massage Taken to a Whole Different Level

I’ve tried all types of services at Analisa Massage. But I particularly enjoy their Tantra 4 hands massage. They advertise it comes with a free glory hole massage table. How they manage to get that many tables to give away to customers is beyond me. Just kidding… I have to say this because I’m sure there’s going to be some idiot going to Analisa and pointing to my blog post about free tables.

I’ve been taking advantage of their 3800THB promotion for 90 minute deal. Normal price is 4200THB.

Below, I’m going to let you know step by step what happens when you choose the 4 hands tantra massage with glory hole massage table.

Because I know a lot of you perverts out there are wondering what kind of service you’re going to get especially when you’re about to pay 3800THB for 90 minutes. And I repeat, you do not get a free table.

Analisa Massage Girls and Guys

If you take a look at Analisa’s websites you can see their line up of massage girls. They don’t have a lot of ladies, about twelve with most girls in their 20’s. However, I think their girls are decent looking. Not as pretty as the ladies at Hera’s Massage though. And the photos of the girls are pretty close to the real thing.

This shop is one of the few happy ending massage shops catering to the sexual appetites of women and men. So Analisa employs resident bi-sexuals for couples massage and even yoni massage for the ladies. Analisa is a great shop to try out a threesome play if you’ve never tried it before in Bangkok.

My Most Recent Tantric 4 Hands Massage Experience

Last week I went over to Analisa. I don’t book girls in advance, because I already know they have decent looking massage girls on premise available in the afternoons. Because they are in a very popular location and easy to find they are very busy in the evenings.

So if you want to find the most choice selection of girls I highly recommend going in during afternoons and early evenings on weekdays.

Shower stall at Analisa Massage Bangkok — A shower stall inside massage room…

Again I don’t like naming names so I’m going to keep the girls I picked at Analisa to myself. I’ll just call them Girl A and Girl B.

Tips on Choosing Analisa Massage Girls

But first, here’s a tip on choosing girls for your first 4 hands tantra massage experience.

Analisa has girls that take a dominating role since they provide kinky BDSM services. I like to choose one girl that is submissive. Then I choose another girl with a dominate side. It’s fun I tell you. So remember to ask the mamasan what kind of girls you like to accompany you. She speaks better English than you and I and she’s very helpful.

Girl A is in her early 20’s a very pretty looking girl with short hair. I like her cause she’s a bit shy and demure. Girl B is one of Analisa’s mistresses. So she’s got that BDSM blood in her. Together they are a very playful combination.

And the 4 Hands Tantra Massage Begins

I was led up to a room on the fourth floor by Girl A alone at first. At the start customers take a shower alone while Girl A went to pick up her kit of oils and condoms.

Girl A arrived first followed by Girl B and they both stripped. I know both quite well already and started playing with them immediately.

Massage room at Analisa Massage — There are small rooms and big rooms. This room is the small one…

But the massage begins with me lying face down. They start their sensual light rub down all over my body. A tantric massage by one girl is heavenly but having two pretty girls run their hands all over my body with feather light touches was a heavenly sensation.

Suffice to say they got my pecker hard really fast. One girl, I don’t know who because I’m lying face down reached over and playfully ran her fingers and hands through the glory hole, stroking my salami on and off.

At Analisa Massage Customers Get to Cum Twice During these Sessions

Which was great cause I could feel my first shot coming already. However, because Girl B was in control of my joystick she was really working me.

The reason why I chose Girl B as I mentioned is because she’s one of Analisa Massage’s resident BDSM mistresses.

She doesn’t exactly do edging which is something I really enjoyed over at Kiss Massage. Girl B was doing something called cum denial. Or more commonly called tease and denial.

She’d jerk me off to the point she knew I was going to shoot. Then she would stop. It’s funny and annoying at the same time I tell you. Cause to a point you’ll just want to shoot your load because you can’t contain it anymore.

And if you try and jerk yourself off the girls would slap your hand away. To me it’s just plain fun. I guess after all the years I’ve been doing this it’s refreshing to play with something different.

Though I can say for sure you’d never catch me in a gimp outfit and ball gagged. If you ever catch me writing about that please pray for me.

Free Willy

But eventually Girl B gave me that sweet, sweet release that went right all over that floor beneath the glory hole. Which eventually gets wiped up. But can you imagine all the jizz that went on that floor before?

So here’s a fair warning from your pal Jimmy. If you drop something and it happens to roll under that massage bed, please don’t pick it up. Consider it lost.

The Finisher

After my first volcanic eruption, both ladies started on another round of sensual massage. After slapping my ass around a few times Girl B ordered me to turn over. Both girls sat near my hip where I saw their perky tits and beautiful faces. They were massaging my arm and sucking my nipples and continually teasing me.

Then they got ready for my second shot. Girl A got her titties oiled up. She got on the top half of my body and started sliding her tits all over my chest.

While Girl B gave all of her attention to my cock starting with a covered blow job. This time she wasn’t holding back. She kept jerking me vigorously. This time there was no orgasm denial. Just straight up elbow grease. Up and down until I completed my second shot.

Having a pretty girl with a sexy body sliding up and down my chest with her perky titties and getting jerked off like that was an amazing sensation. One of the reasons why I keep going back to Analisa Massage and recommending them.

Hera’s Massage Review Sukhumvit Soi 33, Bangkok

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Hera’s Massage Bangkok is one of my secret full service happy ending massage shops I’m going to regret reviewing here. So it’s hard for me to release this review.

The last thing I want is more degenerates crowding my favorite place with sexy Thai massage girls for day time action in Bangkok.

I’m often asked if I’m keeping any secrets to myself. The answer is yes I do. And Hera’s Massage is one such place.

But in the spirit of Christmas come soon, I’m making this review so everyone reading this has a chance to check them out on their upcoming visit to Thailand. It’s never too early for gifts.

You’re welcome!

Hera’s Massage review

Hera Massage has the most girls with sexy hot bodies. They do have girls with pretty faces, but most of them have smoking hot tight bodies. You like tall girls, short girls or medium sized girls, every single one of them have big fake fun bags.

Many shops have a lot of overweight girls, but this one has the most massage girls in good shape.

A few of my favorite massage girls inside Hera have some super nice suckable titties but they also have nice asses also. Not easy to find Thai girls with both physical attributes but at Hera Massage, you’ll find them.

I’ve been visiting Hera for many years now. They’ve been through some rough patches in the past but after a renovation they’re recovering. Their storefront used to be completely white. Which made it hard to tell if it was a legit massage spa or a place to get a happy ending.

Today they have store front with garish purple and white colors and with massage ladies sitting outside in sexy uniforms. There’s no mistake with what happens inside and what you’re going to get in the end is going to be a happy one.

The location

Hera’s Massage is located 210 meters from the entrance of Sukhumvit Soi 33 on the right hand side. It’s a short stroll from Dream Heaven Massage and Mitu Massage which are two other fine happy ending massage parlors in the location.

So if you’re looking to stay in this area that is surrounded by so many oil massage shops then consider booking a room at the S33 Compact Hotel. The S33 is in drunken stumbling distance to many massage shops with hookers ready to blow you or jerk you off.

The nearest Sky Train station to Hera’s is Phrom Phong BTS. The closest exit to Sukhumvit Soi 33 is exit #5 at the station. From exit #5 Hera Massage is a 300 meter walk. If you’re coming from from Soi Cowboy, it’s a 1 kilometer walk.

The shop is super easy to find and reach on foot. And there are a lot of girl friendly hotels as well as other massage shops with special services all over Phrom Phong red light district.

Hera’s secret sauce

I know it’s hard for oil massage shops in Bangkok to retain their sexiest girls for a long time. Because there are a lot of wealthy retards out there falling in love with these girls and as a result pulling them out of the massage shops. So that they can have their grubby hands on these girls all to themselves. Sons of bitches.

Which is why I’m amazed how Hera Massage can easily replace their best massage girls when they get picked up by sponsors. I’ve been going there so many years and I meet so many hot massage girls inside consistently. Which is very hard for massage businesses to accomplish.

Of all the massage shops in Bangkok this is just one that I go to the most frequently.

Massage bed at Hera's Massage Bangkok — A typical firm mattress inside Hera’s Massage…

My most recent visit to Hera’s Massage experience

I showed up at about 3pm. It’s my usual time so when I’m finished I can hop back on the Sky Train and head home while beating the rush hour train crowd. Though I rarely have a problem finding pretty Thai massage girls at this shop most hours of the day.

When you’re inside Hera the mamasan shows you a service menu. Their website service and price menu is outdated and incomplete in terms of provided services.

On my most recent visit I chose the 2600THB, 90 minute gel massage with a bathtub soapy treatment. Before I stepped inside the shop my original plan was to get a oil massage inside a shower room instead with one of my favorite usual girls at Hera’s.

There are no photo books to browse through inside Hera’s Massage Bangkok. So you pick girls out from a line up only.

Until I saw this amazing hot bodied massage girl walk past me inside the shop. She’s a new girl, the mamasan told me. Let’s call her Meiji (not her real name).

Most of the slim girls working inside Hera Massage wear short sexy blue and white outfits, sort of like futuristic air hostess uniforms.

Meiji, looked super sexy in her uniform. She’s not tall but her face was pretty and on a scale of 1 – 10, I give her a 7. But her body I give a 9. It’s very rare to find a Thai massage girl with that combination. And I’ve been messing around in massage parlors all over Thailand for a long time.

Up to the room with my massage girl

I paid my 2600THB to the mamasan and I followed Meiji to the stairway. I felt like a giddy school boy as I watched her ass go back and forth all the way up to the third floor.

As usual, as soon as customers are in the massage rooms, the girls turn on the air conditioning. Then they’ll head out for a few minutes to retrieve their basket of condoms, lubes and soaps.

At this time, customers just take off all of their clothes and hang up by the door. Then you can sit on the bed spread eagle with your balls hanging out and wait for the girl to return. Or you can do some quick push ups and sit ups to look buff.

Otherwise, there are towels on the bed. Take one and put it around your waist and relax until she gets back.

Getting in the bath tub with Meiji

Okay, normally I don’t choose bathtub extras. Because it takes time to fill up the bathtub which is a waste of time in my opinion. But Hera Massage bath tubs are not that big and the water pressure is strong. So the tub fills up quickly.

Not that I gave a shit about the bathtub. Because when Meiji took off her uniform I was treated to a magnificent body. She was gorgeous. Big titties, small waist and wide hips.

Bathtub at Hera's Massage in Bangkok — Normally I don’t choose bathtubs because have to wait for water to fill. But I made an exception this time…

While we waited for the tub to fill halfway we fooled around a bit. I found out that she’d only been working at Hera’s Massage for a few weeks. Before that she was working at a regular job at a karaoke club in Huay Kwang red light district where the soapy massage shops are located

Meiji gave me a blow job with her gorgeous pouty lips. Her hair and her beautiful face, I was going to pop soon and I had to tell her to slow down.

The big question… get ready for disappointments

Because Hera Massage girls only give one shot. Yes. I know, it’s a disappointment.

While so many other full service massage shops in Phrom Phong red light district give customers two shots. I had to ask her to slow down a couple of times.

You can ask for an extra shot. If she likes you, she’ll oblige. But you didn’t hear it from me, alright?

And don’t be disappointed if the massage girl you choose won’t give you a second round. If they do, don’t be a cheap asshole. Give the girl a tip.

Meiji really knew how to work me in the bath tub. She sat on me reverse cow girl style and started rubbing me up and down. Grinding down on my groin with her slick soaped up round ass. And then she turned around and starting sliding her tits around my cock.

It was heavenly. I was about to die right there and then.

Until she said my cock looked cute. And she kept saying it repeatedly. Not really something a guy wants to hear I suppose. I mean baby seals look cute. A panda on a swing under a tree is cute. I always thought my cock looked like a lion ready to jump out of the bushes.

I don’t know about you. But at my age and with my ego, it’s hard to maintain an erection when a beautiful Thai massage girl at Hera’s says my dick looks cute.

Luckily it was time to dry up and get on the bed for that gel massage.

Thank god for mirrors

These days most full service massage shops have mirrors strategically placed on a wall right next to the bed. This way, you’ll have an awesome vantage point. While she applied oil and worked on my backside so I could admire her shapely body.

But I couldn’t wait any longer. After 10 minutes of her hands kneading and gliding down my back I asked Meiji to break open that condom as I couldn’t contain myself anymore.

Hera's Massage Bangkok Review — Where the magic happens…

She got on top and turned around for reverse cow girl style like in the tub. Smart girl knew that really turned me on. Even though I’m a breast men I was happy to get that amazing view of her ass but I could still see her perky tits bounce up and down from the mirror.

Hera’s Massage is a must visit in Bangkok

Whether it’s your first trip to Bangkok’s red light districts or you don’t know which happy ending massage shop to try out. Hera’s is a must visit.

Granted there were only a few experience at Hera’s I wasn’t too happy with. But that happens. Even massage girls can have off days just like folks working in offices.

But the Thai massage ladies they have working inside are beautiful to me and fun to be with. So I’m not too bothered that their massage girls only allow customers one shot.

The shop is clean and the location is super easy for all of you aholes to find and enjoy.

You’ll like this place.

Getting the Nuru Treatment at Boss Massage

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One morning I woke up and told myself I really need a full service nuru massage. The thought came out like a morning fart.

But where should I go for the best nuru massage in Bangkok was the big question. Because I haven’t had a pretty Thai massage girl rub me down with nuru gel in a long while.

For the past few months I’ve been strictly sticking with popular happy ending massage shops like, Kiss, Paradise and Bitstyle for their awesome erotic massage service.

Plus I needed to re-check some oil massage shops along Sukhumvit Soi 24/1 in Phrom Phong red light district. This location is one of the 5 red light districts of Bangkok and specifically known as the area for massage shops with full service in the city.

It was going to be one of those days where I just pick a random place and walk in.

Boss Massage Review in Bangkok

And for that day, I walked into Boss Massage. Which by the way, has one of the worst looking websites. Not that I’m saying mine is the greatest. But compared to other happy ending massage shop websites, the shop owner should really think about updating for the sake of their business.

Also, don’t rely on the lady masseuses’ photos on their website cause it’s unreliable. Though it’s great that they point out if you request outcall service to your hotel and you don’t like what shows up at your front door, they charge you 500THB so the girl can take a taxi back.

All full service sex massage shops in Thailand charge money when you’re not satisfied for what shows up at your door.

Which is why I always tell everyone to get off of their asses and get into the massage shops instead.

Boss Massage is inside the green colored building

Giving Boss Massage another try…

Boss Massage in Bangkok has been around for more than 5 years. So I’ve tried them out before. Without going into too much details I didn’t have good experiences. So I never wrote a review on Boss Massage then. Plus I never went back for a long time until now.

I went over to Boss Massage this month. I went in three times so far which is how many times I needed to gather enough info to make this review. And it looks like they’ve made major changes, starting with a new owner. And with the new management a new fresh selection of oil massage girls in their line up.

Boss Massage has around 30 girls employed. Though not on the same shift at the same time I learned.

This post describes my first visit back at Boss Massage the beginning of the month of September 2018.

The Location

Boss Massage is located on Sukhumvit Soi 24/1. The shop is sitting right in the middle of other oil massage parlors. I went in alone on a weekend around 2pm. I was hesitant at first. Until I saw a couple of Thai massage beauties sitting outside calling me with their come fuck me eyes.

And answer the call I did.

I hopped inside and the mamasan immediately greeted me with a cheerful hello. The front of the shop is long with a few sofas and a counter. Pretty much the usual suck and fuck shop set up. Except the interior was brighter.

Mamasan told me she has many ladies working today and asked me if I wanted to look at photographs or have the girls line up in front of me. It’s good to know that the Mamasan allows their customers this option.

I always choose taking a look at the line up so I can see the girls up front. Because I could already tell by the photos on the coffee tables that the girls are heavily done up with Photoshop.

Calling all available massage hookers

Right in the middle of the coffee table is a button. The mamasan pressed it. And Thai massage girls started filing in from the front of the shop. Though most came in from the back where there was a kitchen. I counted a total of fourteen massage girls dressed in Thai university girl uniforms.

So who’s butt hole do I have to lick to have that set up at my house? Yes, I am easily amused.

All the girls were right in front of me. Boss massage girls looked like they were all in their 20’s. Most of them were slim and busty. No old chicks at all. Unless they were upstairs with customers already. Out of the line up of fourteen girls I saw four that I would easily pick.

One thing I noticed, Boss Massage has got a lot of slim girls with big shapely titties. Instead of fat girls with torpedo tits.

I settled for the tallest girl with a decent face but a smoking hot body. She had big titties and childbearing hips. The classic pear shape. And I don’t even like fruit. Let’s call her Fon (not her real name).

Cost of Nuru Massage with Fon at Boss Massage

I picked the nuru massage course. And get this, the price for full service is 2200THB for 90 minutes. Matter of fact their price structure is the same for all of their services. Here’s Boss Massage price menu to take a look at.

Other massage shops in the area charge a few hundred Baht more for 90 minute service. Not that it’s a big price difference but I was surprised Boss is cheaper.

To the massage room with Fon

I walked up to the third floor with Fon leading the way. As always it’s a great chance to out her body while walking up the stairs as well. I couldn’t help myself from tapping her ass as we walked up.

Fon led me past the smaller rooms to one of the biggest rooms at the front of the building. All the windows were covered in wallpaper. The room was clean and didn’t have any funky moldy smells that are common at most full-service massage shops in Thailand.

Inside a massage room at Boss Massage on the third floor — Where all the magic happened…

As usual, massage girls disappear just for a short while to retrieve their basket of soaps, lotions and condom. Along with bottles of warm nuru gel in my case.

I haven’t had a nuru massage inside Boss Massage before. Though the best nuru massage experience I’ve ever had was over at Dream Heaven Massage, the original branch over in Sukhumvit Soi 33.

Will my nuru rub-down be better at Boss Massage?

Starting with Fon’s fun bags in the shower

When Fon took off her university girl uniform I was happy to see her tits were really big. She had the shapely firm tits. Not torpedo shaped tits I hate so much. Some girls have a trick where they double up on bras to make their titties much larger. Fon had work done on her fun bags, but seriously her doctor did an amazing job.

I was playing with her tits the moment we stepped into the shower stall inside the massage room. Soap covered tits are a real turn on for me and playing with Fon’s breast made me hard fast. When I first started visiting the oil massage shops in Thailand I was so shy at first. I’d just stand there with an erection like I was getting fitted for a suit.

So remember, let the fun begin in the shower. She’ll wash you down, but you can also play, flirt and fondle. So no need to be shy.

Shower stall inside massage room at Boss Massage Bangkok — Fun time with fun bags starts in the shower…

The massage begins

Fon asked if I wanted a Thai massage to warm up. I said why not. Even though I always tell everyone most girls working in these types of establishments can’t give a worthy massage if their lives depended on it.

Which is not a big deal. I was just there to have sex. And I am here to make a review. So I’ll see what she could do.

But Fon really surprised me with her Thai massage skill. She said she never worked at a legitimate shop before. She just learned along the way while she’s getting a legit massage herself. She worked ten minutes on my back and shoulders. She did such a great job I asked for another ten minutes.

When that was done, she slathered a bunch of nuru gel all over my back. From the mirror I also watched her shoot more nuru gel on gorgeous tits.

I got so hard I felt like I could punch a hole through the mattress.

The big question

You’re probably wondering, how many times will Boss Massage girls let customers blow their wad.

You’ll be happy to know the girls give you two shots. Which was a great relief to me because the way Fon worked me on her nuru massage service I was going to need it.

I popped my first shot a few minutes after Fon slid down my cock. All that sliding up and down my body with her titties really got me all worked up.

And Fon didn’t stop working after I shot my first load. She gave me more massage. This time focusing on my thighs. Cause you know, having sex with Thai prostitutes is hard work and all.

About ten minutes of that Fon started working on my cock again by giving me a hand job and a heavenly blow job.

I let Fon get on top again and let her do all the work again. After that awesome Thai massage and my first come shot my body was like jelly. This time she worked on top for ten minutes and from her enthusiasm, she was enjoying the ride.

At the end, I gave her a 300THB tip. Because I’m planning on seeing Fon again.

Boss Massage Review Verdict

Suffice to say, I give Boss Massage two titties up for this review. As I mentioned already I’ve been inside three times already in the month of September 2018. I’ve only chosen their 90-minute nuru gel massage course for 2200THB with three different massage girls.

Though on my third visit I wasn’t sure if the massage girl I picked that time was going to skip my nuru massage treatment. We had like 30 minutes on the clock left until I said something and only then she applied the nuru gel. So could’ve been some miscommunication somewhere.

When I make these reviews I usually don’t let anyone know I can speak and understand Thai well enough.

But I still like Boss Massage and can’t wait to go back

I give them bonus titties for having an excellent line up of slim pretty girls.

I’ve been with three different girls so far and I have seen a few other cute massage girls I’d like to try out. I’ve already remembered their names. Boss Massage has made an excellent come back.

I have to admit I’ve returned to many other massage shops that I’ve had dismal experiences with before. Only to have the worst experience.

Boss Massage, however, looks like they’ll be giving Angel Massage 26, which is one of the best happy ending oil massage shops in Bangkok a real run for the money.

Because they have a lot of pretty massage girls I’m planning to go in for a threesome sometime soon.

8 Best Go Go Bars in Bangkok’s Red Light Districts (2018)

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On this post I’m going to tell you the best go go bars in Bangkok. You’ll find the location of each bar as well as prices for bar fines and lady drinks.

But first I’ve got a confession

I admit that I’m not a huge fan of Bangkok’s strip clubs. Though the fact remains; go go bars are the only venues in Bangkok to see naked Thai bar girls.

While you’re inside, you sit down in a nice frosty atmosphere. You enjoy a cold beer, and be mesmerized by a bunch of firm perky titties and skinny asses shaking in your face.

And that’s why I keep going back. I love titties. And I’m proud of it.

So don’t get me wrong. I still know which are the best bars in Bangkok with sexy Thai girls showing off their tits.

Whether you’re going solo or having an amazing fun filled night out with the guys in town.

The simple truth is, I prefer going to oil massage parlors in Phrom Phong red light district to bust a nut.

Because today Thai bar girl prices for sex is not cheap. Which is why I don’t recommend picking bar girls for threesomes in Bangkok, unless money is not a concern. That said, Bangkok’s go go bars have the most amount of beautiful Thai prostitutes working in the sex industry.

Bangkok’s best go go bars does have its advantages though

When you call a bar girl to sit with you, you have to buy her a drink. While she’s sitting with you she’ll flirt with you. You can touch her and hold her tits and ass for a limited time until you buy her another drink. It’s a cheap short thrill. But a major cock tease.

If you don’t know by now, Bangkok has three go go bar red light districts:

Soi Cowboy (map)
Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP) (map)
Patpong (map)

These are the best hot spots to hit up especially all you’ve got is one night in Bangkok and you want to know which bar you must go for the hottest Thai girls. Bangkok actually has 5 red light districts but the 3 mentioned above are all about go go bars.

Reviews of the Best 8 Go Go Bars in Bangkok’s Red Light Districts

How I made the picks: Of the 20 plus years I’ve fooled around in Bangkok I made a lot of friends from around the world. I asked about thirty friends what their personal favorite go go bars are and than I combined them all with my list.

Here’s what I came up with:

Shark Bar
Baccara
Bangkok Bunnies
Billboard
Twister Bar
Angel Witch
Tilac
Bada Bing

For the newbies, I’m going to lay down 5 steps on what happens when you’re inside one of these bars:

1# How it works: When you step inside, a waitress will greet you and direct to you open seats.

If you want a closer look at the bar girls on stage, sit by the stage.
If you want to get all touchy feely with girls than sit in the back where you can have some privacy with bar girls.

#2 How to pick a girl: You can smile and wave to her if she sees you with eye contact. She’ll get the message. Every dancer has a number pinned to her bikini. So if you can’t get her attention just call a waitress and tell her the dancer’s number.

#3 What to do next: Since you called her over you’ll have to buy her a so called “lady drink”. They’ll get annoyed if you don’t and the dancer will just get back on the stage. So don’t waste her time and your time.

#4 What you can do: She’ll only sit with you until it’s her turn to get back on stage to dance which is about 5 minutes or so. Could be less, depending on how many girls are working. All girls have a schedule to get up on stage.

During the time she’s with you you can touch her tits. Grab her ass or rub her earlobes if that’s what floats your boat. But you can’t just have sex with her right then and there. The bar management frowns on that type of behavior.

5# Finally: If you like her and think she’ll be a lot of fun back at your hotel room you can ask her how much for short time or long time. Once the price is agreed you pay the bar fine along with the total amount for drinks ordered. She’ll head into the locker room to change and out the door she goes with you.

Cost of sex with bar girls: All go go bars roughly have the same pricing structure. Don’t expect discounts.

Short time price for sex: 1500THB to 4000THB
Long time price for sex: 3000THB to 6000THB+

Price depend on age of bar girl, her attractiveness and how late it is in the night.

Last bit of advice

There’s no dress codes at any of the go go bars in Bangkok. That said, a nice tailor made suit will definitely attract the attention of bar girls. It’ll make them all wet and moist cause a rich asshole just passed through the doors.

I know plenty of friends get well dressed for kicks. You can too for fun. But for all you newbies out there, be warned. Bangkok can get really hot and humid which is not ideal for suit wear. If you enjoy the feeling of sweat running from your head down to your ass crack go for it.

Luckily all go go bars are extremely nice and frosty inside.

Now, here are my Top 8 favorite go go bars with short reviews:

#1 Shark Bar

Where at: Soi Cowboy
Bar fine: 600THB
Beers: 180THB
Lady drink: 200THB

Shark Bar is the best go go bar in Bangkok — Shark Bar in Soi Cowboy

Shark Bar has a reputation for employing the most attractive bar girls in Soi Cowboy. It’s a small bar with two floors. There’s one stage in the middle with up to 16 girls crammed in during weekends on the first floor.

The second floor has about a dozen girls. I stay down on the first floor all the time as I’m a real pussy with second hand smoke.

Besides all the bar girls on both levels rotate on a schedule so you won’t be missing out on cute bar girls.

Shark Bar girls wear see through flimsy tops. So you can still see their fun bags in all its glory. I’ve seen some girls take tops off completely to lure more customers inside.

At Shark Bar I always take a seat by the stairs on the stage where the girls walk down and up. This little area is between the bar and the stage. This way I can have a real good look at the bar girls. But you won’t be alone. There are a bunch of other guys with the same idea.

Shark Bar gets packed with lots of customer from Japan and Korea. Don’t be surprised if you can’t find a seat. When that happens, I just head over to the second best go go bar in Bangkok next door, Baccara Bar.

#2 Baccara Bar

Where at: Soi Cowboy (right next to Shark Bar)
Bar fine: 600THB
Lady drink: 200THB
Website: http://www.baccarabarbangkok.com

Baccara Bar is the number 2 best go go bar in Bangkok — Baccara Bar in Soi Cowboy is right next to Shark bar

Just right next door is Baccara Bar and there are lots of bar girls to check out. One can easily think Baccara is possibly one of the best bars in Soi Cowboy judging from the amount of customers inside.

Especially on weekends there’s customers sitting outside too enjoying their drinks and watching girls from other go go bars in Soi Cowboy.

Get there at a bad time and it’ll be hard pressed to find a seat with standing room at a minimum.

There is an upstairs level too at Baccara Bar. Matter of fact you can see the stage upstairs because it’s transparent so you can watch girls dancing in school girl dress but topless.

Downstairs bar girls are in bikinis. And yes, the bar girls upstairs are not the best looking but you can always just stare at their bare boobies.

#3 Bangkok Bunnies

Where at: NEP (ground level)
Bar fine: 700THB
Beers: 160THB
Lady drink: 200THB
Website: http://bangkokbunnies.com

Bangkok Bunnies go go bar — Bangkok Bunnies inside Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP)

Bangkok Bunnies is one of the biggest bars inside Nana Entertainment Plaza on the ground level. You can’t miss it as it has one of the largest neon signs with the bearing the bar’s name.

And as one of the biggest bars you can bet there will be a lot of ladies inside to keep you company.

Bangkok Bunnies has a large outside seating space where you can look out and check what’s happening around the area.

The real action happens inside!

As long as you pick a bar girl off the stage and buy her a lady drink she’ll sit with you and give you an erotic lap dance. I was just there last week and there was a hot sexy bar girl and she nearly made me cream in my pants. I went ahead and paid the 700THB bar fine and long timed her for 5000THB.

Most of the times half the girls dancing inside Bangkok Bunnies’ cross shaped stage are baring their tits. There are chairs lining the dance stage so that’s the best place to sit for the best view of sexy topless bar girls.

#4 Billboard

Where at: NEP (third level)
Bar fine: 700THB
Beers: 160THB
Lady drink: 200THB

Billboard agogo one of the best inside NEP — Billboard a gogo inside Nana Entertainment Plaza

If the sight of a wet naked bar girl offends you then stay away from Billboard. Otherwise, get ready to have some titties in your face! I just like saying that word.

At Billboard a go go get ready to get disoriented and discombobulated. With the jacuzzi and shower shows with sexy bar girls going in one area and in the other area a bunch of girls with their tits out you’re not going to know where to look. Especially when you’re not sober after all the beer and hard liquor.

Which makes the lesbian shows inside Billboard much more fine. Soapy tits with pretty faces going at each other in a jacuzzi, good times, good times.

With the rock music to my like and air conditioning that will turn your nuts into ice cubes it’s easy to spend your entire night inside Billboard. Because they employ many bar girls there’s a good chance you can find a pretty girl to help warm your balls with her skillful hands.

Always a fun night out with my friends over at Billboard. And easily one of the best go go bars in Bangkok if you’re hanging out with a lot of friends.

#5 Twister Bar

Where at: NEP (second level)
Bar fine: 1000THB
Beers: 150THB
Lady drink: 185THB

Twister bar is one of the best go go bars inside NEP — Twister Bar inside NEP on the second level

Twister Bar is another large bar in NEP occupying the right side. If you’ve been to NEP many times it’s where Rainbow 4 used to be, but Rainbow 4 moved into a smaller bar space right next to Twister Bar. Rainbow 4 used to be one of the best go go bars in Bangkok by the way. But still work checking out.

The stage format is the same as Rainbow 4 with two angled dance stages. The best area to sit inside Twister Bar is right on front where the best girls are strategically placed so guys passing by can see them. They are topless of course and boobies are great for attracting attention because it works.

It’s one of the busiest bars inside NEP, mostly with Japanese and Korean customers. So a lot of the bar dancers are done up heavy in makeup with bleach dyed blond hair and pouty lips

Twister’s bar fine is a hefty 1000THB which is the highest inside NEP. Yet they still have a lot of customers and because they have a lot of sexy Thai bar girls inside I’m not surprised at all there are guys willing to pay a 1000THB bar fine.

#6 Angel Witch a Go Go

Where at: NEP (second floor)
Bar fine: 700THB
Beers: 160THB
Lady drink: 200THB

Angel Witch one of the best go go bars in Bangkok — AngelWitch agogo on the second level of NEP

Here’s one of the smaller bars inside NEP. Angel Witch though makes up their lack of size as one of the most fun go go bars to visit in Bangkok. That said, they don’t have a lot of pretty bar girls. At least while I was there.

But the few Angel Witch dancers I have seen are drop dead gorgeous and I pray for the owners they can hold on to them.

There’s just one stage in the middle and it’s a bit narrow so good thing Thai bar girls are skinny. Be sure to check out their sexy shows starting around 10pm. It’s great fun and their staff are not pushy.

Once Angel Witch picks is able to find more beautiful talent I’m going to bump them up a few spots on this list. Great bar atmosphere and attitude. Kudos to the owners.

#7 Tilac Bar

Where at: Soi Cowboy
Bar fine: 800THB (3000THB for coyote dancers, ouch)
Beers: 170THB
Lady drink: 200THB

Many frequent visitors to Soi Cowboy’s go go bars would agree that Tilac Bar should be the number one bar on this list.

It’s got this unique x shaped stage that can handle up to 20 girls tightly packed together. And the bar girls are wearing tops with tiny mini skirts with no panties, drools…

Perhaps one of the real draw to Tilac Bar are their highly popular coyote dancers that go around moving and gyrating to the music around a separate area near the bar.

And that’s about it. They have super hot sexy Thai coyote dancers. But they cost 3000THB alone for bar fine. Last time I asked a coyote dancer at Tilac how much for short time and she quoted 4000THB.

I didn’t even bother asking if she could go with me for 2000THB. Cause I know she’ll just laugh.

The bars try to keep coyote dancers inside Tilac as they draw in customers from the outside with their gorgeous bodies and dance moves. Because the regular girls inside are just okay in my book.

#8 Bada Bing

Where at: Patpong (soi 2)
Bar fine: 600THB gogo girls / 800THB welcome girls
Beers: 180THB
Lady drink: 200THB
Website: https://badabingpatpong.com

Bada Bing is the best go go bar in Patpong — Bada Bing go go bar in Patpong red light district. Girls wearing pink cost 800THB for bar fine.

Out of all the go go bars in Patpong’s red light district Bada Bing is the number #1 bar in that area. The bar atmosphere is great. It’s a big spacious bar with a great view of the dance stage filled with girls that really know how to dance and not just shuffle their feet.

There’s one large dance floor split into two with single seats lining the stage and chairs lining the walls. Of course I always pick the stage seats to get up to the action.

But if you want a little bit of hands on fun you can get over into the back with a young hot bar girl and sit down with some privacy with her tits in your face.

If Bada Bing was a lot closer to where I live you can bet your titties I’ll be going there more often.

There you have it

In Bangkok’s red light districts there are about 80 go go bars. So right here I only reviewed 8 of what I and my friends think are the best go go bars in Bangkok for your pleasure.

Finally, all go go bars have different opening hours but it’s best to go in around 9pm. That’s when most of the bar girls are in for work. And all the go go bars close about 1am to 2 am. However, check around as many go go bars have evening time happy hours.

Now that you know where the best go go bars are and how much the bar fines are including cost of drinks for yourself and lady drinks, go out there and check out some naked Thai bar girls!

Titties in your face!

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Ultimate Guide to the 5 Red Light Districts of Bangkok

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Did you know there are 5 red light districts in Bangkok, Thailand?

Bangkok actually has 5 red light Districts. Not 3 as most mainstream travel websites claim. Which is why the information you find here is going to be new to you.

Most websites that claim there are only 3 areas in Bangkok to find prostitutes are regurgitating old information.

Or simply because they don’t know shit.

Lucky for you, if you’re planning right now to visit Bangkok I’m going to show you every single sex district this city has on hand.

Whether day or night in Bangkok, on this post you’ll learn where to find daytime action and where to go out at night to look for sexy Thai girls to keep you company.

By the end of this post you’ll know all of the nightlife entertainment districts in Bangkok by name!

I’m going to let you in on which go go bars you should visit. Which massage parlor with happy endings you should try before hopping back on that plane.

Also, one of the best places to get a blow job in Bangkok right at this very moment.

Because I can say for certain right now, that Bangkok is one of the best cities in the world to find prostitutes. Especially when this is going to be your first visit to Bangkok’s red light districts.

On this guide I’ll also tell you how much it will cost to hook up for sex with Thai prostitutes inside go go bars, massage parlors and pick up bars.

Each of the 5 Red Light District in Bangkok Has a Specialty

You’re also going to learn how big each of the nightlife areas are. As well as what’s there to do. Because each location has a specialty. For example Huay Kwang red light district only has soapy massage parlors. But no go go bars.

In Thailand, Bangkok has the most red light districts. Even bigger than sin city Pattaya, a few hours drive away. So if you’re wondering which city you should stay longer in Thailand for prostitutes, it’s a no brainer, Bangkok is the clear winner.

First off, I’ll point out where all five red light districts are in Bangkok for foreign tourists.

Bangkok red light district size chart — A break down of all 5 red light districts in Bangkok

I Present to You, the 5 Red Light Districts in Bangkok

Nana – Nana red light district is the largest in terms of the sheer number of Thai prostitutes working inside gogo bars, beer bars and freelancing in the area. Many Thai ladyboys are present in Nana too. Hand job and blow job bars can be found around Nana.
Soi Cowboy – The smallest sex district in Bangkok. Yet packed with many popular go go bars including my personal favorites. And I’ll name those go go bars below.
Patpong – The second largest sex district in Bangkok. There’s a mix of all ladyboy go go bars and bars with real ladies. Patpong is also a prime location for gay bars and clubs. Very touristy area but sex for sale is rampant in Patpong.
Phrom Phong – Majority of massage shops for hand jobs, blow jobs and of course full services are in Phrom Phong. A short walking distance from Soi Cowboy.
Huay Kwang – Bangkok’s main strip of soapy massage parlors are in this location just north of Sukhumvit. Many Thai prostitutes; real girls and ladyboys live in Huay Kwang area and can provide in-call service.

As you can see all 3 above are go go bar districts, which are Bangkok’s primary claim to fame.

However, there are two unmentioned red light districts where foreign tourists can find massage shops for special massage services.

These Two Red Light Districts Are For Naughty Massage

Both Phrom Phong and Huay Kwang were never officially labeled as one of Bangkok’s red light districts.

But I’m doing it here because it takes a real pervert to share this sort of information.

I have to add that Huay Kwang which is mainly known for body to body soapy massage parlors is shrinking due to government crackdowns on underaged working girls.

Getting a soapy massage is still one of the things you’ve got to cross off your bucket list on your Bangkok to do list.

Phrom Phong is widely known for special service or oily massage shops with full-service sex options and mainly visited by non-Thais. While Huay Kwang is mainly visited by a mix of local Thais and Asians. Western customers are welcomed so no worries.

All Five Red Light Districts in Bangkok are Connected with BTS and MRT Train Stations

Finding prostitutes in Bangkok has never been easier today. All of them either has an MRT station or BTS station nearby.

Bangkok's train systems link all of the red light districts in Bangkok — All 5 of Bangkok’s red light districts are linked by the city’s efficient train system. You can visit all of them easily…

For example, if you’re having fun at Soi Cowboy and have a sudden itch for a soapy massage you can take the subway train. Because right next to Soi Cowboy is the Sukhumvit MRT station. Take the subway to Huay Kwang Station (just 4 stops) and you’ll be just a few minutes walk to Emmanuelle Entertainment.

Every single red light district in Bangkok is connected by the city’s train system. It can’t get any easier than that.

Patpong also requires a short ride on the MRT subway to Silom Station. You can also see on the map, it’s also 4 stops away on the blue line from Sukhumvit Station.

Phrom Phong red light district is rapidly growing as one of the best areas for guys to find massage parlors with happy endings. And it’s just a short walk to Soi Cowboy red light district, about 15 minutes.

So if you stay at a hotel in Phrom Phong red light district you’ll be near massage parlors and go go bars. Which is the best of both worlds.

So Which Red Light District in Bangkok is the Best?

Right now, the hottest area to pick up Thai prostitutes is in the Sukhumvit area, specifically Nana, between Sukhumvit Soi 4 and down to Sukhumvit Soi 15 where Thermae Bar is located. Can’t wait to find out more about Thermae? Hit this button and you’ll find out all about it.

Nana is the only area where you can find Russian and African prostitutes also. They are strictly freelancing in the area so you will only find Thai sex workers inside go go bars and massage shops.

Prostitution in Bangkok is a big business bringing in tourists from all around the world. It’s a safe city and so easy to pay for sex with Thai prostitutes. And there are so many hotels all over the red light districts, from cheap to expensive.

But I bet you didn’t know just how big Thailand’s sex industry really is.

What You See is Just the Tip of the Iceberg

In general, local Thai men do not visit the businesses where foreigners go and frolic with Thai prostitutes. Unless they’re entertaining foreigners they’re doing business with. For local Thai guys, there are many smaller pockets of areas and places where they go to pay for sex with Thai hookers.

You should check out my page on where to find prostitutes in Bangkok for some interesting ways on hooking up with Thai prostitutes.

Typically Thai men go to massage bath houses อาบอบนวด like the ones found today in Huay Kwang red light district. Though we refer to them as body to body soapy massage parlors.

Here’s a great article relating to Thailand’s sex industry for Thai men.

The red light districts in Bangkok for foreigners are very much in your face. While sex businesses designated for local Thai men are low key.

Now You Know the Names of All the Red Light Districts in Bangkok

Okay so now you’ve been briefed on the key areas you should visit in the city.

You learned where the go go bars are found. And where you can go find body to body massage shops also.

Now I’m going to show you one of the best experiences you can have in Bangkok during the daytime. I’ll give you a clue. It has two letters, BJ.

Let’s get started!

Finding Day Time Action in Bangkok

As a newbie in Bangkok, you’re probably focused on go go bars and beer bars. Those are the classic places to find Thai prostitutes during night time.

However, there’s plenty of action available during daytime if you know where to look for it. And I’m going to show you where exactly.

But first, I do not recommend picking up Thai prostitutes early in the morning on the streets of Sukhumvit near Nana Soi 4. Those early morning riser type 500THB asking Thai hookers are the types of prostitutes you wouldn’t want to be messing around with.

Places You Want to Go For Day Time Action

In general, the best places to find sex in Bangkok during the day are at blow job salons and massage shops.

Such as Kiss Massage for erotic lingam session or 101 Premier Massage for straight up oiled sex with pretty Thai girls. Both establishments open from 12:00pm to 1:00am.

It’s not a bar but you get a free bottle of water or soda with your hand job or blow job…

How About a Blow Job to Start the Day

Here’s what I recommend for an afternoon delight. I recommend going to 7 Heaven BJ Salon on Sukumvit Soi 33 to experience some nice blow job skills from decent looking Thai girls.

I’m not a fan of blow job bars in particular but 7 Heaven is a BJ salon and not a bar. I won’t get into why I don’t like BJ bars on this post. 7 Heaven is a strict hand job and blow job joint. They don’t offer massage services nor intercourse. But they have a unique approach to service.

7 Heaven can be found on Sukhumvit Soi 33 on the lane opposite from Lotus Hotel Suk 33..

7 Heaven charges 1300THB for a 40 minute bare back blow job. Cum in mouth is included. If that doesn’t convince you enough to go to 7 Heaven then I don’t know what else will.

7 Heaven charges 1000THB for a hand job which is kind of pricey if you think about it. Stick with 7 Heaven’s BJ service it’s very good and the girls are trained to do it right.

Getting an Erotic Body to Body Massage in the Afternoon

Years ago you only had a choice of oil body to body massage or a nuru gel body to body massage. Today you’ve got a bigger list of options to choose from. There are 4 hands massage, kinky massage, and even prostate massages.

Now you’ve also got the tantric or erotic massage option. Which I really enjoy. Personally there are two massage shops offering tantric massage service that I always go to; Paradise Massage and Bangkok Passion Massage.

You can find more information on both of those happy ending massage parlors right here including maps and more reviews of other massage shops in the area.

Bangkok Passion Massage and Paradise Massage are right next to each other…

Most naughty massage shops open in the afternoon, around 12pm. But it’s best to go in around 3pm to 4pm when more Thai massage girls get into work. That’s when you have more choices of massage ladies to choose from.

Massage shops are some of the best places to find daytime action in Bangkok. And some even provide quickie services for around 1500THB for 30 minutes.

Okay, so now you know what to do during the daytime to get that naughty erotic massage and a quick release. When the night rolls in, it’s time to head to the go go bars.

Hit the Best Go Go Bars in Bangkok at Night

Bangkok’s go go bars open around 6pm but don’t go in too early unless you want to take advantage of happy hour. Best time to visit go go bars are around 10pm because by that time most of the bar girls have shown up for work.

One of my favorite gogo bars in Bangkok is located in Soi Cowboy. It’s called Shark Bar.

In my opinion, it has the most prettiest Thai go go dancers which you can take back to your hotel for 600THB bar fine. If you want to hook up with hotter dancers inside Shark Bar you’ll have to shell out a 1500THB bar fine.

Shark Bar Soi Cowboy... — If there’s one bar in Bangkok you should go to it’s Shark Bar…

Just a refresher for all you newbies; a bar fine is a payment made directly to the go go bar establishment. On top of that bar fine, you have to pay a short time rate or a long time rate which is a payment directly to the bar girl’s pocketbook.

Short time is typically 1 hour time and bar girls in Soi Cowboy charge about 1500THB to 2500THB depending on the girl’s age and look. But it doesn’t mean you get the full hour.

If you’re a Johnny cum quickly she’ll just get up take a shower and leave even when the full hour is not up and you won’t get another chance for another shot. Unless you pay her for the extra shot which could cost about 500THB to 1000THB.

Long time is typically overnight and this rate ranges widely depending on the time of night you’re taking her out of the bar. But could be around 4000THB to 7000THB.

Thai bar girls give 1 shot for short time and 2 shots for long time — If you want extra cum shots, don’t give her too little money.

Always Ask a Bar Girl How Many Times She’ll Let You Shoot Your Load

Typically you get to cum 1 time for short time. And 2 times to shoot your load during long time. It is possible to ask for more depending on your bargaining skills and how well you hit it off with her.

Short time and long time cost for sex are negotiable. Though go go bars vary widely as well and either be firm or lax on their rates.

Other go go bars you should check out for your first ever visit to Bangkok’s red light districts are Baccara Bar in Soi Cowboy which is right next to Shark Bar. Because Shark Bar is so popular it always gets packed full of tourists. So Baccara Bar is a worthy standby.

Nana Red Light District – That’s Where to Go for Large Gogo Bars that Put on Shower and Jacuzzi Shows with Naked Bar Girls

And I didn’t forget about Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP) because I too enjoy the go go bars in that section of Bangkok’s red light district also.

Particularly this new large go go bar on the 2nd floor called Twister with its spacious multiple dance floors where you can check out scores of Thai bar girls dancing topless. Twister has a 700THB bar fine rate and the girls usually go 1500THB to 2000THB short time.

Third floor of Nana Plaza in Bangkok — On the 3rd floor inside Nana Entertainment Plaza…

I also enjoy Billboard go go bar on the 3rd floor of NEP which also charges 700THB bar fine. Billboard is also one of the biggest go go bars in NEP and be sure to stay in and watch some of their ladies perform in jacuzzi and shower shows.

Remember, at any go go bars in Bangkok’s red light districts when you call a go go girl over to sit with you, you must buy her a lady drink which typically cost 150THB to 220THB.

You are allowed to touch her body. But please be playful about and not in a rapey manner.

While she’s sitting with you and playing with you, you can ask her how much she charges for an hour or for overnight. Or in other words, short time or long time.

I wrote reviews of the top 8 go go bars in Bangkok but I recommend checking around for your own favorite places. After all, there are about 80 go go bars in the city to explore.

One Really Good Reason Why You Need to Stay at a Bar Girl Friendly Hotel in the Red Light Districts in Bangkok

But wait. If you’re a keen reader you might be thinking, “Well okay if I take out a go go bar girl for a 1 hour short time fling, where do we go get it on?”

This is why it’s really important that you stay at a hotel near either Soi Cowboy or Nana. It’s that simple. I have a list of bar girl friendly hotels in easy walking distances to both red light districts in Bangkok.

Stay at a hotel near the red light districts in Bangkok — Don’t be a dummy. Stay at a hotel near the red light districts. There are so many hotels near all of them.

Because the clock starts counting down on that 1 hour time the moment you step out of the bar go go bar she works in. It doesn’t start when you’re at your hotel room.

Certain go go bars do have on-premise short time rooms and certain red light districts like Patpong and Nana Plaza have shared short time rooms that charge 300THB for the hour. Trust me, you don’t want to be banging bar girls inside a go go bar short time room.

Finish the Night by Picking Up Thai Hookers at Thermae Bar

Here’s a place near and dear to my heart. Of all the years messing around in Bangkok I will say, Thermae Bar is the place to pick up Thai prostitutes working full time or part time in Bangkok.

I also know a lot of guys are into Thai university girls. If you’re one of those guys it is possible to pick up sexy Thai girls studying in universities around Bangkok inside the Thermae. They won’t be in uniform obviously, but they work inside for some extra spending cash.

I’ve written about Thermae bar countless times and I’ll keep recommending them until I catch something nasty from one of the Thai hookers working out of it.

Many Thai prostitutes inside Thermae Bar — Still one of my favorite pick up spots for Thai Hookers in Bangkok…

Where to Find: The Thermae is located in the basement level of the budget-priced OYO 108 Ruamchitt Hotel near Sukhumvit Soi 15. Which is one of the best reasons to stay at hotel Ruamchitt.

All of the Thai prostitutes are standing around by the wall of Thermae bar. Some will be sitting down trying to catch the eyes of potential customers like you.

When you’re inside, just pick an empty chair. Immediately girls will look your way to see if you are interested in them. If you have the time don’t pick too fast.

A waiter will approach you if you haven’t ordered a drink yet at the bar. Take your time. Sip that beer. And look around until you find a girl you want to spend money on.

Here’s How to Do it Right at Thermae Bar

To get the attention of a girl: Simply wave and gesture her to come over to have a seat. The Thermae is not a go go bar. So there are rules. You can’t just go ahead and start groping her in public.

This is what you do next: You can buy her a drink. It’s the least you can do and Thermae drink prices are very reasonable. Just ask the waiters how much. But there is a drink menu with prices near the bar.

And then you seal the deal: Start that little chit chat. You can start asking about prices for sex. Same rules apply for gogo bars. There are short time prices and long time prices. Remember, at Thermae you don’t have to pay bar fines. It’s a pickup joint with freelancer hookers. Not a go go bar or a beer bar with hookers working directly for the bar.

Thermae Bar Thai Hooker Prices

In general, Thai prostitutes inside the Thermae ask for short time 1500THB to 2000THB for an hour including 1 shot. If you don’t drop their prices down you can ask for 2 shots within the hour.

For long time you’re looking to pay about 4000THB to 8000THB after midnight. Before midnight the price will be higher as you’re taking her away from the Thermae where she could possibly earn more throughout the night.

The Thermae is popular with Asian customers and often times it’s filled with Japanese and Koreans. But no worries because everyone is welcomed to the Thermae.

Thermae Bar is the best pick up bar in Bangkok for beginners — One of the best pick up bars in Bangkok. It’s easy to find and there’s even a hotel upstairs. As close to a hotel with prostitutes as it gets in Bangkok.

5 Reasons Why I Love Bangkok’s Thermae Bar

1. 1. No need to pay bar fines
  2. Beers prices are reasonable
  3. No loud eardrum damaging music
  4. No Thai girls pestering me for lady drinks. Also no requirement to buy lady drinks. Not unless you want.
  5. Thai prostitutes inside Thermae Bar are the least hardened and jaded ladies in Bangkok’s commercial sex industry.

The Thermae is not a good location for day time action. It only gets busy late into the night. Though you can find Thai hookers starting 7pm. But not in great numbers as compared to night time past 10pm.

If you don’t dig ladyboys I recommend staying away from the men dressed as women in front of the Ruamchitt Hotel and the stairs leading down to Thermae Bar.

Otherwise, the Thermae has a strict no chicks with dicks policy. It’s very rare to find an establishment like this prohibiting ladyboys from the bar premise.

Whichever way you swing it, the Thermae Bar is an institute in Bangkok and thus a must visit and experience.

Try Out Bangkok’s Soapy Massage Experience

Soapy massage in Bangkok — Emmanuelle has withstood the test of time as one of the oldest yet popular soapy massage in Bangkok…

A report about Bangkok’s red-light districts won’t be complete without a nod to all the soapy massage parlors. As I mentioned above, Huay Kwang red light district has the most concentration of soapy massage parlors in the city.

Who doesn’t like taking a bath with a hot Thai girl? I thought so. It beats jerking off in a bathtub alone.

Best times to visit the soapies in Bangkok is around 8pm. That’s when most of the massage girls show up for work.

Cost of a Soapy Body to Body Massage

Soapies are full service and you pay only one price. Prices usually start at around 1800THB for fishbowl girls for 1 hour. Model type girls cost 4000THB for 45 minutes.

Okay just to clarify the video clip above. As depicted in this hilarious clip you choose the massage ladies. Afterward, you have sex with them in a private bedroom. Just wanted to put that out there.

For several years I have been recommending body to body massage parlors at Phrom Phong over soapy body to body massage parlors in Huay Kwang.

I like Phrom Phong because massage parlors in that area open for business in the afternoon. Massage parlors in Phrom Phong are smaller than soapy massage parlors. I still find that Phrom Phong massage shops have a very good line up of pretty massage girls.

Poseidon Soapy Massage in Huay Kwang red light district of Bangkok — Poseidon is also a very popular soapy massage in Bangkok well known for their model category ladies…

That said if this is your first time visiting the red light districts in Bangkok you should consider trying out a soapy massage.

And I recommend going to Poseidon Massage which is one of the first soapy massage parlors I’ve ever been to. Cheapest soapy massage girls at Poseidon can be hired for 1800THB. Head up to the 3rd floor and you’ll find Poseidon’s model girls that cost 4000THB+ for 45 minutes.

Then I recommend Emmanuelle (no website) which I never did before. But I’ve been there recently and had some very good experiences. A review coming soon! Roughly about the same price as Poseidon Massage.

Soapy massages in Bangkok is a big subject to write about on this post. So if you’re looking for soapy massage prices and types of Thai prostitutes working inside these establishments check out this page.

Even though I prefer the massage shops over in Phrom Phong I still suggest having a soapy massage experience in Bangkok.

Looking for Good Thai Girls?

Okay, so maybe you’re not into paying hookers for sex. Maybe you’re young and suave with good looks. And you want to try your pick up skills with beautiful normal Thai girls. For that I recommend heading to some of the best hotels with nightclubs to pick up Thai ladies looking for foreign boyfriends.

Conclusion

There you have it. Now you know there are actually five red light districts in Bangkok for foreign tourists. And you know where to find all of them.

I’ve pinpointed exactly where you should go for getting day time action in Bangkok. Getting a blow job in the afternoon will put that extra pep in your step. At least until you hit the gogo bars at night.

Getting an erotic massage by a pretty Thai girl is also something you can’t leave Bangkok without trying. If you miss it you’ll regret it, trust me. Go to the massage shops mentioned in this post. You won’t be disappointed.

I also pointed out my favorite go go bars in Bangkok located in Soi Cowboy and Nana Entertainment Plaza. Where you’ll have a good time watching pretty girls gyrate around dance poles on stage, in the shower and jacuzzi. Or even on your lap.

Most importantly you now know how much to pay when you want to take a go go bar girl back to your hotel room to finish off the night.

What I’ve given you here is just a small taste of Bangkok’s crazy red light districts. Be sure to check out my blog and the rest of this website for even more info on Thai prostitutes in the sex districts of Bangkok.