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7 Myths about Thailand Red Light Districts

7 Myths About Thailand’s Sex Industry Busted

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Here’s another essential read for all newbies planning a visit to Bangkok’s red light districts. Up until now you’ve been googling for the best go go bars, blow job bars and and where all the hotels with Thai hookers are.

And no, I’m no mind reader. Because those were the same exact questions I had in my brain too. There were quite a few myths about the country’s sex industry floating out there that concerned me. And back then, there wasn’t as much info about Thailand’s sex industry as there are today.

Also maybe you’re smarter than I and better equipped to differentiate the bullshit. I mean, there were quite a few myths about visiting Bangkok at that time that seemed plausible.

Managing Your Expectations

When I first visited Thailand all those years ago, I had some really crazy expectations when it came to paying Thai prostitutes for sex. Because before all the information about Bangkok’s red light districts came to light on this here internet, I went by stories and hearsay from friends that went before me. A lot of word of mouth information from my friends got me all psyched up and excited for my first visit.

I was told Thai hookers would go around hotel rooms, knocking on doors to give you a chocolate mint and a blow job. If you’re outside and see a mango tree with ten mangos there’s a hooker camped beneath it.

I read on an old internet forum that I could find girls offering cheap blow jobs inside barber shops. As well has restaurants where girls feed you spicy Thai food while jerking you off. Which actually sounds unsanitary. What if you shot your jizz into your bowl of rice? But those existed about 15 years ago but not anymore.

Overall the stories and short previews my colleagues told me through word of mouth peaked my interest. Get a blow job inside a seedy bar. Awesome, where do I go sign up? She sucks you, while you suck a beer.

There were plenty of strange stores, especially these 7 myths about Bangkok’s red light districts that you can forget about and enjoy your first visit.

1. A Line of Thai Virgins Waiting, Just for You

During my late 20’s, growing up where I came from we only had rumors of Asians in my area. So the guys that visited Thailand came back with stories of having sex with young and beautiful Thai virgins. I got turned on and excited. I mean I love beaches too. But pussy even more.

I was in the midst of my prime. Horny as hell and in a shitty relationship. So telling me I could hook up with Thai virgins lining up to meet me? Shut up and take my money.

I was so desperate inside. I would’ve crawled through a floor of broken glass naked, followed by a long shower of ice cold lemon juice. Just to get a blow job by a pretty Thai girl.

I mean, we’ve had one prostitute in my home town, Ms. Boswick. But she was an hour away and twice my age. She had a reputation for great blow jobs though. I later found out her secret technique was she had no teeth. She’d pop out her dentures secretly before giving paying customers head. But, she ain’t no virgin. So I never had the pleasure.

So when I found out about Thai virgins waiting for me to pop them cherries, I bought a ticket to Thailand and never looked back.

I got off that airplane tarmac and went hunting around for cherries on the streets of Bangkok.

Bo – My First Thai Prostitute

I still remember her to this day. Her name was Bo. She was short and slim. Beautiful flawless tanned skin. Almond shaped face, beautiful doe eyes and a Hollywood smile.

She told me she came from a small village called Isaan.

Isaan?

Never heard of the place at the time. I thought Thailand was just Bangkok. She could’ve said Mars and I would’ve been just as interested in her titties. But I wanted to get down to the brass tacks.

I asked her if she’s a virgin. She hesitated, looked at me like I’m something stupid and said yes. I pumped my fist out of excitement. I never popped a cherry before.

Oy – My Second Thai Prostitute

After Bo I was looking out to bust more cherries. That’s when I met Oy, another cute Thai honey from Ayutthaya.

Ayutthawhat?

Used to be the ancient capital of Thailand. Beautiful little city, go visit.

Anyways, like Bo, when asked Oil told me she’s a virgin too. Holy shit, was I on a roll!

Bell – My Third Thai Prostitute

After Oil, I met Bell at the old Siam City Hotel in Bangkok Petchburi road. It’s torn down now but there were shit load of Thai hookers inside the hotel restaurant back then. Just like my first two ever encounters with two “virgin” prostitutes, Bell also said she has her hymen intact.

But I didn’t see any hymen while I was between her legs. I read women can lose them just by riding bicycles. Whatever.

Okay, so you get the picture. All of them weren’t virgins. It’s an up-sell method to convince horny guys to pay more. And yeah, it works. Thai hookers can tell when guys are desperate for sex. They can smell it off of your sweaty skin like you just had a 24 hour alcohol binge. You can look at it as bold face lie. But they see it as a way to fulfill customers fantasies so they tell that little white lie.

They know that once you jizz all over their titties you’re not going to be pissed at them after the fact anyways.

Bottom line is fellas, you ain’t gonna find Thai virgins. Don’t matter who tells you. Not unless you invent a time machine to hop back to your late teens. On top of that, invent a machine that turns you into a Thai dude so you can score big time with Thai university girls.

Otherwise, this ones just a big myth. So let this one go my friends, let it go.

2. Hot Thai Hookers Knocking on Hotel Doors

I heard this one from a couple of guys I met inside a beer bar in Patpong on my second trip to Bangkok. They heard it from other guys and so on and so forth. 20 years ago at the time, I thought anything was possible in Thailand’s sex industry.

At the time, I didn’t have any idea that I had to bring my own Thai hookers back to hotels in Bangkok also. I didn’t even know what a bar girl friendly hotel was until I started getting charged extra money at the reception desk.

There are lots of part time and full time Thai freelancers soliciting on the floors of Bangkok’s hotel bars and clubs. You can even find ordinary Thai girls looking to meet foreigners as well.

I’ve stayed in cheap hotels, mid-range hotels and 5 star international hotels. I suppose if there could be a chance that Thai hookers are knocking around hotel doors it would be at the cheap hotels due to lax security.

And chances are it wouldn’t be hot Thai girls on the other side of the door. But men pretending to be women.

I still get emails from guys asking me which hotels in Bangkok have Thai prostitutes. From what I gleaned from the names of the emails it’s mostly Asian guys.

There are quite a few places in Bangkok where where it’s a mixed soapy massage and “hotel” wrapped together. These places are popular with all male tour groups from China. I never wrote any reviews about those places because it’s not that special.

I do know for a fact that there are hotels in Hong Kong, Shanghai, Macau and also Malaysia where guys can find pussy, right within the hotel with bellboys acting as the go between. I mean literally just call reception and up comes a line up of girls to your doorstep. Like you’re ordering a cheeseburger and fries. Perhaps this is where all of this is coming from.

If you’re staying at any of the red light districts in Bangkok you won’t get that type of service delivery service from the hotel.

Pattaya’s red light district however has a few hotel properties with a direct link to the city’s sex industry. Because there are a few go go bars in Pattaya that operate on premise with hotels like Secrets Pattaya Hotel and the adult only Penthouse Hotel Pattaya.

Now, if there are any off chances that you’re jerking off inside your hotel room and there’s a knock at your door and you invite a hooker inside your room, you’re not just inviting a chick with a dick but some kind of different trouble.

3. Waking Up in a Bathtub Full of Ice Cubes with a Kidney Kidnapped

This one honestly scared the shit out of me when I heard about this. Who wants to have an organ stolen while overseas!?

When I was telling my officemates about my first exciting trip to Thailand solo, there was this one guy one cubicle away from me telling to watch out for kidney snatchers. He was one of the smartest guys that I knew at the time. A little weird but never made any jokes or off-color comments. He was always by the book so I took his advice seriously.

With all the years I’ve been here, I can say one thing for sure. It’s never happened to any foreigner. It’s a great backstory for a fictional movie though. I can imagine Liam Neeson as the protagonist fighting his way through a mob of goons to get back his liver.

But in reality, it’s never happened in Thailand. Or at least it was never reported if it did. Which would be odd because if this sort of shit happened it would be a huge deal all over the news. Foreign embassies would be issuing advisory warnings left and right to warn their citizens.

I’m not blind to the fact that theres organ harvesting going on in some places. Here in Thailand you shouldn’t be worried about it though.

Clean the Nipples

But there’s a side story to the stolen kidney myth to keep in mind if you don’t want to get robbed. And that is to watch your drink especially if you’re with Thai freelancers. While inside your hotel room they could slip a pill into your drink and wait to rob you of cash and valuables.

I’ve read news article about Thai prostitutes lacing their nipples with drugs. So this has happened. However, it’s not happening at an epidemic scale. In any case wipe them nipples. I include it during foreplay by wetting my fingers and apply them on nipples like I’m winding a wrist watch.

4. Thai Prostitutes are Nasty, Nasty Girls

For all the millennial males reading this, you have no idea how good you’ve got it. 20 years ago, I had to buy, borrow or steal porn from my friends.

I had stacks and stacks of adult DVD’s taking up space in my closet, that I kept locked whenever people came over to visit. I was a nervous wreck whenever anyone stood too close to my closet, trying to remember if I locked the door or not.

I learned a lot from porn actresses especially the girls from Butt Berserker volumes 12-19. Mainly, that the porno actresses in the sex industry are nasty, nasty women.

I wanted to butter up and whip cream a pretty Thai girl and just go body sliding all over her tits and ass. Which never came to fruition.

I mean how the fuck am I going to explain it all to hotel housekeeping. I’d be paying for soiled bedsheets every single night.

Besides, do you know how expensive butter and canned whip cream is in Thailand?

Thai hookers don’t even like to sweat during a sex session. It messes with their makeup. And takes a lot of time to put back on properly.

Want to shoot jizz all over her face? Better tell her first so she has time to cover her eyes. Cause if you don’t it’ll ruin her fake eyelashes and mascara. Which is one surefire way to piss them off.

Thai hookers have limits to the deeds they perform. For the really freaky stuff be prepared to pay a little extra.

Threesomes

Got a buddy with you and planning a 2 guy one girl threesome for the ol’ double penetration?

It’s not going to happen in one night, especially with prettier Thai hookers. Though you’ll have a much better chance finding a 2 girl one guy three-way without a doubt.

Point is, don’t expect all Thai women working in the sex industry to perform extreme sex acts. I mean, there are specialized happy ending massage shops like Exotic Massage for a golden shower. Or getting whipped like a misbehaving slave at Analisa Massage.

Bareback Blow Jobs and Cum in Mouth

Bareback blow jobs and cum in mouth is not a guarantee.

I repeat, bareback blow jobs and cum in mouth is not a guarantee.

If you want to jizz inside her mouth, you’ve gotta ask beforehand. Rather than find out she won’t allow it when you’re all naked and ready to roll. Don’t be shy about asking. They’ve heard it all. And besides they already know you’re a pervert. No point in hiding it.

Getting Rim Jobs in Thailand

There’s nothing nastier than getting a girl’s tongue tasting a rectum. Rim jobs are popular. After writing about my experiences inside Dream Heaven Massage on Sukhumvit Soi 33 I’ve been getting a hella’ lot of comments and emails asking me about a particular rim job girl.

Compared to the rest of Asia’s sex industry, rim jobs are rare in Thailand. Thanks to our friends from the land of the Rising Sun, many Thai girls started offering rim jobs as part of their repertoire for Japanese clientele.

There is one Japanese themed happy ending massage shop called Akane (review coming soon) also on Sukhumvit Soi 33 with some ladies that’ll play with your poop shoot with their tongue.

Today rim job service in Bangkok is dwindling but you’ll come across Thai girls that won’t mind licking the corn out of your asshole. With the right price.

But would you want a Thai girlfriend after finding out she ate ass?

5. Thai People are Friendly and Forgiving

Most seasoned veterans to the red light districts of Thailand know how it really is. A lot of guide books tell you Thais are non confrontational. Always smiling and super friendly. But they’re reporting about Thai hospitality in hotels, spas and fancy restaurants. About the places honeymooners and retiring geezers frequent.

Now, for go go bars, full service massage shops, soapies and after hour clubs in Bangkok it’s generally the same. Service with a smile.

Until you behave like an asshole.

Like going too far and touching bar girls girls that don’t want it, for one reason or another. I saw a few backpacker type guys get slapped a few times because they kept touching passing bar girls’ titties.

The first slap came from the bar girls. The other few preceding slaps came from the bouncers that materialize out of thin air. Ever get hit by guys trained in muay Thai? I did and still have a limp to this day.

I swear Thai bouncers pop out of nowhere like genie out of a lamp. Hell, there could even be trapdoors beneath the bar floors where they workout, practicing leg kicks on concrete pylons, eat boiled eggs and waiting for a foreigner to get out of line.

For the newbies I understand when you’re here you think you can get away with a lot of things. Or perhaps some take it too far viewing Thai prostitutes like inanimate playthings. My advice is don’t.

You won’t win even if you’ve got fight training. They’ve got the numbers and it’s their territory. Sure, it’s a playground for adults. But there are still rules.

6. The Ol’ Walk of Shame

Okay so this is one last myth you shouldn’t be worried about. A lot of first timers think as a foreigner, they’ll look bad paying Thai hookers for sex in the eyes of Thai locals. Particularly hotel staff when they see you taking different prostitutes back to your room, every night.

Thai men pay for hookers too. Even married Thai men fool around with prostitutes. And they don’t give a rats ass what everyone else thinks about them, even when it’s their home turf.

A lot of guys curious about Thai shemales are also hesitant to be seen with one for obvious reasons. To be honest, you’ll probably get more dirty looks from foreigners when you’re with a ladyboy. In that case you can always go visit a ladyboy prostitute that can play host to avoid your own perceived embarrassment.

Why give a shit? I think as long as you’re doing no harm you shouldn’t feel embarrassed about being with a sex worker. We’re not going to be here forever. So enjoy the ride!

7. It’s No Fun if You’re Going Alone

The only way you’re not going to have fun is if you’re a complete introvert. Sure, having a group of your best buddies along in the red light districts of Thailand could be great fun. But it’s not necessary. I know and see plenty of solo travelers having a great time, if not a much better time than a group.

I know a lot of you will be like nervous shits before you step off that plane you arrived onto Bangkok. But there’s nothing to worry about. Manage your expectations. The red light districts of Thailand are safe with plenty of like minded sex tourists surrounding you. You’ll see. So don’t worry and have fun!

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Where to Find the Hottest Girls in Bangkok 2019

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Where to Find the Hottest Thai Girls and What to Look Forward to Your 2019 Trip to Bangkok’s Red Light Districts

2019 will be here in a couple of weeks. For all you newbies getting ready to visit Bangkok’s nightlife next year, you’re in for a real treat.

Thai girls working in Bangkok’s sex industry are getting better and better looking.

If you’ve already booked your plane tickets and bar girl friendly hotels for early next year you’re probably wondering what’s it going to be like in Bangkok’s red light district when 2019 rolls in.

Well, I’m going to cover these important bits in this post.

From the best go go bars to the best places to get a cum in mouth blow job by hot Thai girls in Bangkok.

I’m going to recap this year as well as put in some of my thoughts about what I think will happen next year.

Also a Year End Recap

For all the frequent visitors to Bangkok’s red light districts you can sort of look at this post as a year end recap.

To start off, I’m going to tell you where you can find the hottest Thai prostitutes in to hook up with.

Of All the Places in Bangkok’s Red Light Districts – Where Can I Find the Prettiest Girls?

There are a lot of ways to hook up with Thai prostitutes in Bangkok. And I know most of you don’t have the time or patience to go around and find them. I’ve walked up and driven around all parts of Bangkok’s red light districts practically every day and I can tell you for certain one thing.

The sexiest Thai prostitutes are mostly found inside the gogo bars of Soi Cowboy, Nana and Patpong red light districts. Hot girls go where they can make the most amount of money. And they can make big money at the bars. Makes a lot of sense right.

Another reason why most prettier bar girls prefer working inside bars is because of the hours. They can sleep all day. And work from 6pm to 1am. In a way, the sexiest Thai bar girls are nocturnal.

You might be surprised why I state that the best places to find the prettiest Thai prostitutes is inside gogo bars. I’ve written only one post on the best go go bars in Bangkok for this year. But I’ve written more about massage shop reviews with happy endings for my blog.

Why I don’t Write Reviews About Gogo Bars

There’s really not much mystery regarding gogo bars. Because gogo bars are out there and in your face. Any guy can easily go check it out from the outside and sneak a peek inside to check out the girls. You buy a drink for yourself and a lady drink for your girl. You squeeze her tits and massage her ass while asking her how much it’ll cost to take her out short time or long time.

Checking Out the Goods

I like girls in good shape. Doesn’t have to be perfect shape. I’ll even settle with really skinny girls. But fat chicks? No thanks! Security at the front of the bars pull aside curtains so passing customers can sneak a peek inside.

Remember, gogo bars put all of their best looking girls front of the stage, near the entrance to lure in customers.

That’s the major reason why I really like Bangkok’s gogo bars.

First, you can check out the girls’ bodies as they are semi-nude. Because a big turn off for me are girls with stretch marks on their stomachs after having a baby or two. Okay so I got a big stomach too. So maybe I shouldn’t be pointing fingers. But dammit I’m the one paying!

And remember, when a gogo bar girl sits with you, after you buy her a drink you can playfully fondle her and check her out.

Remember, gogo bars are the only types of businesses in Bangkok’s sex industry where you can find all nude and semi nude girls to check out before taking out.

Bad news is having a great night out at a gogo bar could put a serious hurt in your wallet. Assuming you’re having more than a few beers and top shelf liquor, plus lady drinks and short timing a sexy Thai girl you can expect to pay a minimum of 3500THB.

Why I Write More Reviews About Massage Shops with Happy Endings

Most full service massage shops are a lot more low key and hidden. Well sort of. And do not have the same volume of visitors as gogo bars. And many shops provide different services and employ ladies of different shapes and sizes to appease the masses.

And you can’t really check out the ladies. Until you’ve stepped foot inside. And even then, all of them are wearing skimpy outfits. You can’t really get a good look at their bodies until everything is off.

That’s not to say you won’t find fit girls inside sex oil massage shops. You can, I’ve found plenty inside Paradise Massage, Kiss Massage, Hera’s Massage just to name only a few.

That said, if you are strictly into Thai hookers with a tight fit body it’s best to head to the gogo bars for a much better closer look.

There’s a bit of a mystery to massage shops if you think about it. When looking at one, you can’t really tell if it’s the type of place where you’ll get a guaranteed hand job, blow job or much more. The only way to find out is to go inside and see for myself.

I may not have written about it but I’ve been to plenty of Thai massage shops in Bangkok, thinking I’ll get a happy ending. Only to get disappointed even though the massage girl was hot. So there’s that bit of a guessing game.

But I live here. So I can afford to make the mistakes. If you’re coming here for a few days or a week or whatever chances are, you want that guarantee. And I’m here to provide it through this blog.

Freelance Thai Prostitutes

I’ve met many hot beautiful Thai freelancers in Bangkok. But you won’t find the same volume of hot women in one area such as gogo bars.

Here’s the deal with freelance prostitutes. The streetwalkers are fully clothed and they can’t and won’t show you their goods right in the middle of the street for you to check out.

Which means you can only see them in their full glory inside your hotel room. And hopefully you won’t get surprised there’s a cock dangling between the legs.

Again, don’t get me wrong. Sure you can find sexy Thai girls working on their own. But it’s going to be a crap shoot if you don’t like girls with stretch marks on their tummy after spitting out a baby or two.

Many Thai women make the choice of becoming freelance prostitutes for extra money, especially when they have to care for children.

I suppose you can ask them if they’ve had babies before. But whether or not they tell you the truth is entirely up to them.

Cost of sex with Thai freelancers hasn’t changed in a long time and remain at a steady 1500THB to 2000THB for an hour. Which is still cheap considering you don’t have to buy drinks for her.

Even then, there are a few ways and places to find cheap sex in Bangkok with Thai street hookers even if you’ve only got 500THB burning a hole in the pocket of your dirty Chang beer shorts.

Bangkok’s Soapy Massage

One of my all time favorites, Ocean Massage closed followed by Ceasar’s Massage the beginning of 2018. All of the mentioned establishments belonged in Huay Kwang red light district. Which is declining at the moment.

Another of my favorite go to soapy massage Nataree was shut down for employing underaged foreign sex workers. The Lord Spa and Massage and Ocean Massage owners quickly fled, most likely because they too employed underaged foreign sex workers. This article gives you a good glimpse the glory days of what soapy massage shops in Thailand represented.

Back then, you could find scores of hot Thai women inside soapies. Today, the numbers are fewer but still not an impossible task.

The Best Soapy Massage You Can Visit Now

Even though Bangkok’s soapy scene is shrinking I really think you should check one out. Checking out the girls inside the fishbowl is an interesting experience even though the overall experience in itself has diminished some what.

But at least you can tell people back home you’ve done it and what’s it like to be inside a soapy massage parlor in Bangkok.

Soapy Massage to Check Out:

Poseidon
Emmanuelle (no website)

Emmanuelle Soapy massage in Bangkok — Emmanuelle has withstood the test of time as one of the oldest yet popular soapy massage in Bangkok…

There is another strip of road in Bangkok called New Petchaburi with a string of soapy massage shops that I’ve never mentioned before on this blog.

It’s not exactly off the beaten path and those establishments like to overcharge foreigners. You’ll be reading about these places on this blog soon.

Full Service Massage Shops – These Are the Best Places to Go for Daytime and Night time Action

Even though Bangkok’s gogo bars have the most beauties, oil massage shops also are some of the best places to find hot Thai girls. Especially sexy massage girls with big tits. Most oil massage businesses actively seek out girls with large fun bags.

There’s nothing more thrilling than having young hot Thai girl with slicked up titties gliding up and down your body. So if you’re a tits man like yours truly, go check out an oil massage shop.

Bangkok Oil Massage versus Soapy Massage Comparison — Many full service massage shops in Bangkok today have jacuzzi. Where customers can enjoy a soapy massage experience…

Today oil massage shops are providing more than full service. There are quite a few extra options you can choose like face sitting and golden showers from a massage shop like Exotic Massage. And many shops provide customers with quickie 30 minute full service for cheap thrills.

The Kinky Sex Shit – Threesomes, a Milking Table and a Finger in Your Starfish

Full service massage shop owners are getting creative. Catering to the freaky shit guys keep inside the dark pits of their minds. Full service massage shops are getting so popular they’re even starting to encroach into the red light district of Nana and Soi Cowboy. I predict happy ending massage shops will last much longer.

Starting with Analisa Massage with their famous 4 hands milking table session. Analisa calls it a glory hole session but who cares. It’s fun. Go try it out. It’s just a short walking distance from Soi Cowboy.

Years ago, if you wanted your prostate massage you find a ladyboy…

Now, there are so many massage shops and “private” prostate massage freelancers promising an amazing release with a finger up your bunghole. It’s amazing.

Like myself my asshole wants people to respect its space also. That said, prostate massages in Bangkok are all the rage now. I went to one this year just to try it out for blog “research” purposes at Paradise Massage and even though the masseuse was amazing and sexy, a prostate massage is not my cup of tea.

Bangkok Blow Job Trend

These days whenever I have spare time I quickly head over to get a BJ for fun. In Bangkok, most of the massage shops located in the sub soi of Sukhumvit Soi 22 have quickie BJ services where girls will deep throat you for 30 to 40 minutes.

Every full service massage shop in Sukhumvit Soi 22 have blow job only options…

I highly recommend 7 Heaven blow job salon on Sukhumvit Soi 33 where girls will suck you down silly. And you get to cum in their mouths. It’s one of the best places I visited to do a cum in mouth blow job review in Bangkok. So I know you’ll like 7 Heaven also.

I’m going to predict that in 2019 there will be more blow job salons opening up in Bangkok. Which is great news. Especially for me.

Bangkok’s sex industry has a way of adapting to the taste of perverts around the world.

Thai Dating Advice and Settling Down in Thailand

I started this blog a decade ago. And I’m getting an increase of emails on the subject of retiring and settling down in Thailand with a young Thai honey pot. Particularly from men in their 40’s and upwards. Yes, Thailand is a great country to retire in for us old farts.

As long as you have the financial means to do so. And that financial means doesn’t have to be a big amount as Thailand is still affordable.

Maybe you’re tired for paying to have meaningless sex with Thai hookers. So you want to find and date good Thai girls after breaking up with bad Thai girlfriends.

My advice is to take it slow in the dating scene. There are a lot of gold diggers in Thailand that can’t wait to get their sharpened claws into a nice juicy farang man.

Now not all Thai women looking for farang men are heartless harpies. There are good Thai women too. But you’re going to have to really dig deep to find them.

Chances are, your first ever Thai-Farang relationship won’t be successful. And I can’t blame Thai women most of the time even though I’ve doled out information on how to break up with bad Thai girlfriends.

Why Ruin a Good Thing

Guys come to Thailand mostly to mess around with lots and lots of Thai prostitutes, whether they’re staying for short or long term. That’s the main intention. So why deviate from the plan and get locked into a monogamous relationship?

Here’s my advice. If you’re single and plan on retiring in Thailand. And you’ve got enough money squirreled away. Why would you want to go and muck it up with a relationship?

Stay single. Rent a Thai girlfriend, be upfront and let it be known it’s temporary. Be single again. Repeat. You’ll live a happier, longer life.

Like Fish in a Barrel

I also feel these past few years there are more Thai girls putting themselves out there in the farang meat market. The ones that are, are learning more English. Either on their own or getting a crash course by quickly hooking up with foreigners.

It certainly helps that Thai girls are heavy users of social media. Facebook and Tinder are just a few ways Thai girls seek the attention and affections of Mr. Johnny Foreigner. It helps that many Thai ladies are also keen on going to clubs and bars inside of hotels in the hopes of finding a good foreign man.

Even messenger apps like WeChat’s discover function can help single Thai girls scope out men jerking off by their lonesome inside their hotel rooms.

What’s Going to Happen in 2019

Fact. Thailand’s red light districts will continue to attract sex tourists around the world, without a doubt. The more I’m out and about the more I see younger travelers in the red light districts, having a great time. Just like I did 20 plus years ago. They’ll be back.

And the next year will be a great time to visit.

More dedicated blow job salons will open in Bangkok. More Thai girls will start using WeChat to find customers. So, have that app on your phone and check out the girls near you. You might find someone you like.

Ladyboy bars will continue to flourish. If you’re not into them you better hone your ladyboy detection skills. Because there will be a lot more dudes with tits thrown into the mix in 2019.

Skinny Thai girl and fat foreigner — It’s a no brainer. This is a good reason why foreigners love coming to Thailand…

Ladyboy gogo bars are also a fun place to mess around in, especially if you’re having bachelor party in Bangkok for either an unforgettable or regrettable night.

Whatever you’re into, don’t miss out on the fun. Bangkok has one of the best red light districts in the world.

8 Best Go Go Bars in Bangkok’s Red Light Districts (2018)

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On this post I’m going to tell you the best go go bars in Bangkok. You’ll find the location of each bar as well as prices for bar fines and lady drinks.

But first I’ve got a confession

I admit that I’m not a huge fan of Bangkok’s strip clubs. Though the fact remains; go go bars are the only venues in Bangkok to see naked Thai bar girls.

While you’re inside, you sit down in a nice frosty atmosphere. You enjoy a cold beer, and be mesmerized by a bunch of firm perky titties and skinny asses shaking in your face.

And that’s why I keep going back. I love titties. And I’m proud of it.

So don’t get me wrong. I still know which are the best bars in Bangkok with sexy Thai girls showing off their tits.

Whether you’re going solo or having an amazing fun filled night out with the guys in town.

The simple truth is, I prefer going to oil massage parlors in Phrom Phong red light district to bust a nut.

Because today Thai bar girl prices for sex is not cheap. Which is why I don’t recommend picking bar girls for threesomes in Bangkok, unless money is not a concern. That said, Bangkok’s go go bars have the most amount of beautiful Thai prostitutes working in the sex industry.

Bangkok’s best go go bars does have its advantages though

When you call a bar girl to sit with you, you have to buy her a drink. While she’s sitting with you she’ll flirt with you. You can touch her and hold her tits and ass for a limited time until you buy her another drink. It’s a cheap short thrill. But a major cock tease.

If you don’t know by now, Bangkok has three go go bar red light districts:

Soi Cowboy (map)
Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP) (map)
Patpong (map)

These are the best hot spots to hit up especially all you’ve got is one night in Bangkok and you want to know which bar you must go for the hottest Thai girls. Bangkok actually has 5 red light districts but the 3 mentioned above are all about go go bars.

Reviews of the Best 8 Go Go Bars in Bangkok’s Red Light Districts

How I made the picks: Of the 20 plus years I’ve fooled around in Bangkok I made a lot of friends from around the world. I asked about thirty friends what their personal favorite go go bars are and than I combined them all with my list.

Here’s what I came up with:

Shark Bar
Baccara
Bangkok Bunnies
Billboard
Twister Bar
Angel Witch
Tilac
Bada Bing

For the newbies, I’m going to lay down 5 steps on what happens when you’re inside one of these bars:

1# How it works: When you step inside, a waitress will greet you and direct to you open seats.

If you want a closer look at the bar girls on stage, sit by the stage.
If you want to get all touchy feely with girls than sit in the back where you can have some privacy with bar girls.

#2 How to pick a girl: You can smile and wave to her if she sees you with eye contact. She’ll get the message. Every dancer has a number pinned to her bikini. So if you can’t get her attention just call a waitress and tell her the dancer’s number.

#3 What to do next: Since you called her over you’ll have to buy her a so called “lady drink”. They’ll get annoyed if you don’t and the dancer will just get back on the stage. So don’t waste her time and your time.

#4 What you can do: She’ll only sit with you until it’s her turn to get back on stage to dance which is about 5 minutes or so. Could be less, depending on how many girls are working. All girls have a schedule to get up on stage.

During the time she’s with you you can touch her tits. Grab her ass or rub her earlobes if that’s what floats your boat. But you can’t just have sex with her right then and there. The bar management frowns on that type of behavior.

5# Finally: If you like her and think she’ll be a lot of fun back at your hotel room you can ask her how much for short time or long time. Once the price is agreed you pay the bar fine along with the total amount for drinks ordered. She’ll head into the locker room to change and out the door she goes with you.

Cost of sex with bar girls: All go go bars roughly have the same pricing structure. Don’t expect discounts.

Short time price for sex: 1500THB to 4000THB
Long time price for sex: 3000THB to 6000THB+

Price depend on age of bar girl, her attractiveness and how late it is in the night.

Last bit of advice

There’s no dress codes at any of the go go bars in Bangkok. That said, a nice tailor made suit will definitely attract the attention of bar girls. It’ll make them all wet and moist cause a rich asshole just passed through the doors.

I know plenty of friends get well dressed for kicks. You can too for fun. But for all you newbies out there, be warned. Bangkok can get really hot and humid which is not ideal for suit wear. If you enjoy the feeling of sweat running from your head down to your ass crack go for it.

Luckily all go go bars are extremely nice and frosty inside.

Now, here are my Top 8 favorite go go bars with short reviews:

#1 Shark Bar

Where at: Soi Cowboy
Bar fine: 600THB
Beers: 180THB
Lady drink: 200THB

Shark Bar is the best go go bar in Bangkok — Shark Bar in Soi Cowboy

Shark Bar has a reputation for employing the most attractive bar girls in Soi Cowboy. It’s a small bar with two floors. There’s one stage in the middle with up to 16 girls crammed in during weekends on the first floor.

The second floor has about a dozen girls. I stay down on the first floor all the time as I’m a real pussy with second hand smoke.

Besides all the bar girls on both levels rotate on a schedule so you won’t be missing out on cute bar girls.

Shark Bar girls wear see through flimsy tops. So you can still see their fun bags in all its glory. I’ve seen some girls take tops off completely to lure more customers inside.

At Shark Bar I always take a seat by the stairs on the stage where the girls walk down and up. This little area is between the bar and the stage. This way I can have a real good look at the bar girls. But you won’t be alone. There are a bunch of other guys with the same idea.

Shark Bar gets packed with lots of customer from Japan and Korea. Don’t be surprised if you can’t find a seat. When that happens, I just head over to the second best go go bar in Bangkok next door, Baccara Bar.

#2 Baccara Bar

Where at: Soi Cowboy (right next to Shark Bar)
Bar fine: 600THB
Lady drink: 200THB
Website: http://www.baccarabarbangkok.com

Baccara Bar is the number 2 best go go bar in Bangkok — Baccara Bar in Soi Cowboy is right next to Shark bar

Just right next door is Baccara Bar and there are lots of bar girls to check out. One can easily think Baccara is possibly one of the best bars in Soi Cowboy judging from the amount of customers inside.

Especially on weekends there’s customers sitting outside too enjoying their drinks and watching girls from other go go bars in Soi Cowboy.

Get there at a bad time and it’ll be hard pressed to find a seat with standing room at a minimum.

There is an upstairs level too at Baccara Bar. Matter of fact you can see the stage upstairs because it’s transparent so you can watch girls dancing in school girl dress but topless.

Downstairs bar girls are in bikinis. And yes, the bar girls upstairs are not the best looking but you can always just stare at their bare boobies.

#3 Bangkok Bunnies

Where at: NEP (ground level)
Bar fine: 700THB
Beers: 160THB
Lady drink: 200THB
Website: http://bangkokbunnies.com

Bangkok Bunnies go go bar — Bangkok Bunnies inside Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP)

Bangkok Bunnies is one of the biggest bars inside Nana Entertainment Plaza on the ground level. You can’t miss it as it has one of the largest neon signs with the bearing the bar’s name.

And as one of the biggest bars you can bet there will be a lot of ladies inside to keep you company.

Bangkok Bunnies has a large outside seating space where you can look out and check what’s happening around the area.

The real action happens inside!

As long as you pick a bar girl off the stage and buy her a lady drink she’ll sit with you and give you an erotic lap dance. I was just there last week and there was a hot sexy bar girl and she nearly made me cream in my pants. I went ahead and paid the 700THB bar fine and long timed her for 5000THB.

Most of the times half the girls dancing inside Bangkok Bunnies’ cross shaped stage are baring their tits. There are chairs lining the dance stage so that’s the best place to sit for the best view of sexy topless bar girls.

#4 Billboard

Where at: NEP (third level)
Bar fine: 700THB
Beers: 160THB
Lady drink: 200THB

Billboard agogo one of the best inside NEP — Billboard a gogo inside Nana Entertainment Plaza

If the sight of a wet naked bar girl offends you then stay away from Billboard. Otherwise, get ready to have some titties in your face! I just like saying that word.

At Billboard a go go get ready to get disoriented and discombobulated. With the jacuzzi and shower shows with sexy bar girls going in one area and in the other area a bunch of girls with their tits out you’re not going to know where to look. Especially when you’re not sober after all the beer and hard liquor.

Which makes the lesbian shows inside Billboard much more fine. Soapy tits with pretty faces going at each other in a jacuzzi, good times, good times.

With the rock music to my like and air conditioning that will turn your nuts into ice cubes it’s easy to spend your entire night inside Billboard. Because they employ many bar girls there’s a good chance you can find a pretty girl to help warm your balls with her skillful hands.

Always a fun night out with my friends over at Billboard. And easily one of the best go go bars in Bangkok if you’re hanging out with a lot of friends.

#5 Twister Bar

Where at: NEP (second level)
Bar fine: 1000THB
Beers: 150THB
Lady drink: 185THB

Twister bar is one of the best go go bars inside NEP — Twister Bar inside NEP on the second level

Twister Bar is another large bar in NEP occupying the right side. If you’ve been to NEP many times it’s where Rainbow 4 used to be, but Rainbow 4 moved into a smaller bar space right next to Twister Bar. Rainbow 4 used to be one of the best go go bars in Bangkok by the way. But still work checking out.

The stage format is the same as Rainbow 4 with two angled dance stages. The best area to sit inside Twister Bar is right on front where the best girls are strategically placed so guys passing by can see them. They are topless of course and boobies are great for attracting attention because it works.

It’s one of the busiest bars inside NEP, mostly with Japanese and Korean customers. So a lot of the bar dancers are done up heavy in makeup with bleach dyed blond hair and pouty lips

Twister’s bar fine is a hefty 1000THB which is the highest inside NEP. Yet they still have a lot of customers and because they have a lot of sexy Thai bar girls inside I’m not surprised at all there are guys willing to pay a 1000THB bar fine.

#6 Angel Witch a Go Go

Where at: NEP (second floor)
Bar fine: 700THB
Beers: 160THB
Lady drink: 200THB

Angel Witch one of the best go go bars in Bangkok — AngelWitch agogo on the second level of NEP

Here’s one of the smaller bars inside NEP. Angel Witch though makes up their lack of size as one of the most fun go go bars to visit in Bangkok. That said, they don’t have a lot of pretty bar girls. At least while I was there.

But the few Angel Witch dancers I have seen are drop dead gorgeous and I pray for the owners they can hold on to them.

There’s just one stage in the middle and it’s a bit narrow so good thing Thai bar girls are skinny. Be sure to check out their sexy shows starting around 10pm. It’s great fun and their staff are not pushy.

Once Angel Witch picks is able to find more beautiful talent I’m going to bump them up a few spots on this list. Great bar atmosphere and attitude. Kudos to the owners.

#7 Tilac Bar

Where at: Soi Cowboy
Bar fine: 800THB (3000THB for coyote dancers, ouch)
Beers: 170THB
Lady drink: 200THB

Many frequent visitors to Soi Cowboy’s go go bars would agree that Tilac Bar should be the number one bar on this list.

It’s got this unique x shaped stage that can handle up to 20 girls tightly packed together. And the bar girls are wearing tops with tiny mini skirts with no panties, drools…

Perhaps one of the real draw to Tilac Bar are their highly popular coyote dancers that go around moving and gyrating to the music around a separate area near the bar.

And that’s about it. They have super hot sexy Thai coyote dancers. But they cost 3000THB alone for bar fine. Last time I asked a coyote dancer at Tilac how much for short time and she quoted 4000THB.

I didn’t even bother asking if she could go with me for 2000THB. Cause I know she’ll just laugh.

The bars try to keep coyote dancers inside Tilac as they draw in customers from the outside with their gorgeous bodies and dance moves. Because the regular girls inside are just okay in my book.

#8 Bada Bing

Where at: Patpong (soi 2)
Bar fine: 600THB gogo girls / 800THB welcome girls
Beers: 180THB
Lady drink: 200THB
Website: https://badabingpatpong.com

Bada Bing is the best go go bar in Patpong — Bada Bing go go bar in Patpong red light district. Girls wearing pink cost 800THB for bar fine.

Out of all the go go bars in Patpong’s red light district Bada Bing is the number #1 bar in that area. The bar atmosphere is great. It’s a big spacious bar with a great view of the dance stage filled with girls that really know how to dance and not just shuffle their feet.

There’s one large dance floor split into two with single seats lining the stage and chairs lining the walls. Of course I always pick the stage seats to get up to the action.

But if you want a little bit of hands on fun you can get over into the back with a young hot bar girl and sit down with some privacy with her tits in your face.

If Bada Bing was a lot closer to where I live you can bet your titties I’ll be going there more often.

There you have it

In Bangkok’s red light districts there are about 80 go go bars. So right here I only reviewed 8 of what I and my friends think are the best go go bars in Bangkok for your pleasure.

Finally, all go go bars have different opening hours but it’s best to go in around 9pm. That’s when most of the bar girls are in for work. And all the go go bars close about 1am to 2 am. However, check around as many go go bars have evening time happy hours.

Now that you know where the best go go bars are and how much the bar fines are including cost of drinks for yourself and lady drinks, go out there and check out some naked Thai bar girls!

Titties in your face!

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Ultimate Guide to the 5 Red Light Districts of Bangkok

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Did you know there are 5 red light districts in Bangkok, Thailand?

Bangkok actually has 5 red light Districts. Not 3 as most mainstream travel websites claim. Which is why the information you find here is going to be new to you.

Most websites that claim there are only 3 areas in Bangkok to find prostitutes are regurgitating old information.

Or simply because they don’t know shit.

Lucky for you, if you’re planning right now to visit Bangkok I’m going to show you every single sex district this city has on hand.

Whether day or night in Bangkok, on this post you’ll learn where to find daytime action and where to go out at night to look for sexy Thai girls to keep you company.

By the end of this post you’ll know all of the nightlife entertainment districts in Bangkok by name!

I’m going to let you in on which go go bars you should visit. Which massage parlor with happy endings you should try before hopping back on that plane.

Also, one of the best places to get a blow job in Bangkok right at this very moment.

Because I can say for certain right now, that Bangkok is one of the best cities in the world to find prostitutes. Especially when this is going to be your first visit to Bangkok’s red light districts.

On this guide I’ll also tell you how much it will cost to hook up for sex with Thai prostitutes inside go go bars, massage parlors and pick up bars.

Each of the 5 Red Light District in Bangkok Has a Specialty

You’re also going to learn how big each of the nightlife areas are. As well as what’s there to do. Because each location has a specialty. For example Huay Kwang red light district only has soapy massage parlors. But no go go bars.

In Thailand, Bangkok has the most red light districts. Even bigger than sin city Pattaya, a few hours drive away. So if you’re wondering which city you should stay longer in Thailand for prostitutes, it’s a no brainer, Bangkok is the clear winner.

First off, I’ll point out where all five red light districts are in Bangkok for foreign tourists.

Bangkok red light district size chart — A break down of all 5 red light districts in Bangkok

I Present to You, the 5 Red Light Districts in Bangkok

Nana – Nana red light district is the largest in terms of the sheer number of Thai prostitutes working inside gogo bars, beer bars and freelancing in the area. Many Thai ladyboys are present in Nana too. Hand job and blow job bars can be found around Nana.
Soi Cowboy – The smallest sex district in Bangkok. Yet packed with many popular go go bars including my personal favorites. And I’ll name those go go bars below.
Patpong – The second largest sex district in Bangkok. There’s a mix of all ladyboy go go bars and bars with real ladies. Patpong is also a prime location for gay bars and clubs. Very touristy area but sex for sale is rampant in Patpong.
Phrom Phong – Majority of massage shops for hand jobs, blow jobs and of course full services are in Phrom Phong. A short walking distance from Soi Cowboy.
Huay Kwang – Bangkok’s main strip of soapy massage parlors are in this location just north of Sukhumvit. Many Thai prostitutes; real girls and ladyboys live in Huay Kwang area and can provide in-call service.

As you can see all 3 above are go go bar districts, which are Bangkok’s primary claim to fame.

However, there are two unmentioned red light districts where foreign tourists can find massage shops for special massage services.

These Two Red Light Districts Are For Naughty Massage

Both Phrom Phong and Huay Kwang were never officially labeled as one of Bangkok’s red light districts.

But I’m doing it here because it takes a real pervert to share this sort of information.

I have to add that Huay Kwang which is mainly known for body to body soapy massage parlors is shrinking due to government crackdowns on underaged working girls.

Getting a soapy massage is still one of the things you’ve got to cross off your bucket list on your Bangkok to do list.

Phrom Phong is widely known for special service or oily massage shops with full-service sex options and mainly visited by non-Thais. While Huay Kwang is mainly visited by a mix of local Thais and Asians. Western customers are welcomed so no worries.

All Five Red Light Districts in Bangkok are Connected with BTS and MRT Train Stations

Finding prostitutes in Bangkok has never been easier today. All of them either has an MRT station or BTS station nearby.

Bangkok's train systems link all of the red light districts in Bangkok — All 5 of Bangkok’s red light districts are linked by the city’s efficient train system. You can visit all of them easily…

For example, if you’re having fun at Soi Cowboy and have a sudden itch for a soapy massage you can take the subway train. Because right next to Soi Cowboy is the Sukhumvit MRT station. Take the subway to Huay Kwang Station (just 4 stops) and you’ll be just a few minutes walk to Emmanuelle Entertainment.

Every single red light district in Bangkok is connected by the city’s train system. It can’t get any easier than that.

Patpong also requires a short ride on the MRT subway to Silom Station. You can also see on the map, it’s also 4 stops away on the blue line from Sukhumvit Station.

Phrom Phong red light district is rapidly growing as one of the best areas for guys to find massage parlors with happy endings. And it’s just a short walk to Soi Cowboy red light district, about 15 minutes.

So if you stay at a hotel in Phrom Phong red light district you’ll be near massage parlors and go go bars. Which is the best of both worlds.

So Which Red Light District in Bangkok is the Best?

Right now, the hottest area to pick up Thai prostitutes is in the Sukhumvit area, specifically Nana, between Sukhumvit Soi 4 and down to Sukhumvit Soi 15 where Thermae Bar is located. Can’t wait to find out more about Thermae? Hit this button and you’ll find out all about it.

Nana is the only area where you can find Russian and African prostitutes also. They are strictly freelancing in the area so you will only find Thai sex workers inside go go bars and massage shops.

Prostitution in Bangkok is a big business bringing in tourists from all around the world. It’s a safe city and so easy to pay for sex with Thai prostitutes. And there are so many hotels all over the red light districts, from cheap to expensive.

But I bet you didn’t know just how big Thailand’s sex industry really is.

What You See is Just the Tip of the Iceberg

In general, local Thai men do not visit the businesses where foreigners go and frolic with Thai prostitutes. Unless they’re entertaining foreigners they’re doing business with. For local Thai guys, there are many smaller pockets of areas and places where they go to pay for sex with Thai hookers.

You should check out my page on where to find prostitutes in Bangkok for some interesting ways on hooking up with Thai prostitutes.

Typically Thai men go to massage bath houses อาบอบนวด like the ones found today in Huay Kwang red light district. Though we refer to them as body to body soapy massage parlors.

Here’s a great article relating to Thailand’s sex industry for Thai men.

The red light districts in Bangkok for foreigners are very much in your face. While sex businesses designated for local Thai men are low key.

Now You Know the Names of All the Red Light Districts in Bangkok

Okay so now you’ve been briefed on the key areas you should visit in the city.

You learned where the go go bars are found. And where you can go find body to body massage shops also.

Now I’m going to show you one of the best experiences you can have in Bangkok during the daytime. I’ll give you a clue. It has two letters, BJ.

Let’s get started!

Finding Day Time Action in Bangkok

As a newbie in Bangkok, you’re probably focused on go go bars and beer bars. Those are the classic places to find Thai prostitutes during night time.

However, there’s plenty of action available during daytime if you know where to look for it. And I’m going to show you where exactly.

But first, I do not recommend picking up Thai prostitutes early in the morning on the streets of Sukhumvit near Nana Soi 4. Those early morning riser type 500THB asking Thai hookers are the types of prostitutes you wouldn’t want to be messing around with.

Places You Want to Go For Day Time Action

In general, the best places to find sex in Bangkok during the day are at blow job salons and massage shops.

Such as Kiss Massage for erotic lingam session or 101 Premier Massage for straight up oiled sex with pretty Thai girls. Both establishments open from 12:00pm to 1:00am.

It’s not a bar but you get a free bottle of water or soda with your hand job or blow job…

How About a Blow Job to Start the Day

Here’s what I recommend for an afternoon delight. I recommend going to 7 Heaven BJ Salon on Sukumvit Soi 33 to experience some nice blow job skills from decent looking Thai girls.

I’m not a fan of blow job bars in particular but 7 Heaven is a BJ salon and not a bar. I won’t get into why I don’t like BJ bars on this post. 7 Heaven is a strict hand job and blow job joint. They don’t offer massage services nor intercourse. But they have a unique approach to service.

7 Heaven can be found on Sukhumvit Soi 33 on the lane opposite from Lotus Hotel Suk 33..

7 Heaven charges 1300THB for a 40 minute bare back blow job. Cum in mouth is included. If that doesn’t convince you enough to go to 7 Heaven then I don’t know what else will.

7 Heaven charges 1000THB for a hand job which is kind of pricey if you think about it. Stick with 7 Heaven’s BJ service it’s very good and the girls are trained to do it right.

Getting an Erotic Body to Body Massage in the Afternoon

Years ago you only had a choice of oil body to body massage or a nuru gel body to body massage. Today you’ve got a bigger list of options to choose from. There are 4 hands massage, kinky massage, and even prostate massages.

Now you’ve also got the tantric or erotic massage option. Which I really enjoy. Personally there are two massage shops offering tantric massage service that I always go to; Paradise Massage and Bangkok Passion Massage.

You can find more information on both of those happy ending massage parlors right here including maps and more reviews of other massage shops in the area.

Bangkok Passion Massage and Paradise Massage are right next to each other…

Most naughty massage shops open in the afternoon, around 12pm. But it’s best to go in around 3pm to 4pm when more Thai massage girls get into work. That’s when you have more choices of massage ladies to choose from.

Massage shops are some of the best places to find daytime action in Bangkok. And some even provide quickie services for around 1500THB for 30 minutes.

Okay, so now you know what to do during the daytime to get that naughty erotic massage and a quick release. When the night rolls in, it’s time to head to the go go bars.

Hit the Best Go Go Bars in Bangkok at Night

Bangkok’s go go bars open around 6pm but don’t go in too early unless you want to take advantage of happy hour. Best time to visit go go bars are around 10pm because by that time most of the bar girls have shown up for work.

One of my favorite gogo bars in Bangkok is located in Soi Cowboy. It’s called Shark Bar.

In my opinion, it has the most prettiest Thai go go dancers which you can take back to your hotel for 600THB bar fine. If you want to hook up with hotter dancers inside Shark Bar you’ll have to shell out a 1500THB bar fine.

Shark Bar Soi Cowboy... — If there’s one bar in Bangkok you should go to it’s Shark Bar…

Just a refresher for all you newbies; a bar fine is a payment made directly to the go go bar establishment. On top of that bar fine, you have to pay a short time rate or a long time rate which is a payment directly to the bar girl’s pocketbook.

Short time is typically 1 hour time and bar girls in Soi Cowboy charge about 1500THB to 2500THB depending on the girl’s age and look. But it doesn’t mean you get the full hour.

If you’re a Johnny cum quickly she’ll just get up take a shower and leave even when the full hour is not up and you won’t get another chance for another shot. Unless you pay her for the extra shot which could cost about 500THB to 1000THB.

Long time is typically overnight and this rate ranges widely depending on the time of night you’re taking her out of the bar. But could be around 4000THB to 7000THB.

Thai bar girls give 1 shot for short time and 2 shots for long time — If you want extra cum shots, don’t give her too little money.

Always Ask a Bar Girl How Many Times She’ll Let You Shoot Your Load

Typically you get to cum 1 time for short time. And 2 times to shoot your load during long time. It is possible to ask for more depending on your bargaining skills and how well you hit it off with her.

Short time and long time cost for sex are negotiable. Though go go bars vary widely as well and either be firm or lax on their rates.

Other go go bars you should check out for your first ever visit to Bangkok’s red light districts are Baccara Bar in Soi Cowboy which is right next to Shark Bar. Because Shark Bar is so popular it always gets packed full of tourists. So Baccara Bar is a worthy standby.

Nana Red Light District – That’s Where to Go for Large Gogo Bars that Put on Shower and Jacuzzi Shows with Naked Bar Girls

And I didn’t forget about Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP) because I too enjoy the go go bars in that section of Bangkok’s red light district also.

Particularly this new large go go bar on the 2nd floor called Twister with its spacious multiple dance floors where you can check out scores of Thai bar girls dancing topless. Twister has a 700THB bar fine rate and the girls usually go 1500THB to 2000THB short time.

Third floor of Nana Plaza in Bangkok — On the 3rd floor inside Nana Entertainment Plaza…

I also enjoy Billboard go go bar on the 3rd floor of NEP which also charges 700THB bar fine. Billboard is also one of the biggest go go bars in NEP and be sure to stay in and watch some of their ladies perform in jacuzzi and shower shows.

Remember, at any go go bars in Bangkok’s red light districts when you call a go go girl over to sit with you, you must buy her a lady drink which typically cost 150THB to 220THB.

You are allowed to touch her body. But please be playful about and not in a rapey manner.

While she’s sitting with you and playing with you, you can ask her how much she charges for an hour or for overnight. Or in other words, short time or long time.

I wrote reviews of the top 8 go go bars in Bangkok but I recommend checking around for your own favorite places. After all, there are about 80 go go bars in the city to explore.

One Really Good Reason Why You Need to Stay at a Bar Girl Friendly Hotel in the Red Light Districts in Bangkok

But wait. If you’re a keen reader you might be thinking, “Well okay if I take out a go go bar girl for a 1 hour short time fling, where do we go get it on?”

This is why it’s really important that you stay at a hotel near either Soi Cowboy or Nana. It’s that simple. I have a list of bar girl friendly hotels in easy walking distances to both red light districts in Bangkok.

Stay at a hotel near the red light districts in Bangkok — Don’t be a dummy. Stay at a hotel near the red light districts. There are so many hotels near all of them.

Because the clock starts counting down on that 1 hour time the moment you step out of the bar go go bar she works in. It doesn’t start when you’re at your hotel room.

Certain go go bars do have on-premise short time rooms and certain red light districts like Patpong and Nana Plaza have shared short time rooms that charge 300THB for the hour. Trust me, you don’t want to be banging bar girls inside a go go bar short time room.

Finish the Night by Picking Up Thai Hookers at Thermae Bar

Here’s a place near and dear to my heart. Of all the years messing around in Bangkok I will say, Thermae Bar is the place to pick up Thai prostitutes working full time or part time in Bangkok.

I also know a lot of guys are into Thai university girls. If you’re one of those guys it is possible to pick up sexy Thai girls studying in universities around Bangkok inside the Thermae. They won’t be in uniform obviously, but they work inside for some extra spending cash.

I’ve written about Thermae bar countless times and I’ll keep recommending them until I catch something nasty from one of the Thai hookers working out of it.

Many Thai prostitutes inside Thermae Bar — Still one of my favorite pick up spots for Thai Hookers in Bangkok…

Where to Find: The Thermae is located in the basement level of the budget-priced OYO 108 Ruamchitt Hotel near Sukhumvit Soi 15. Which is one of the best reasons to stay at hotel Ruamchitt.

All of the Thai prostitutes are standing around by the wall of Thermae bar. Some will be sitting down trying to catch the eyes of potential customers like you.

When you’re inside, just pick an empty chair. Immediately girls will look your way to see if you are interested in them. If you have the time don’t pick too fast.

A waiter will approach you if you haven’t ordered a drink yet at the bar. Take your time. Sip that beer. And look around until you find a girl you want to spend money on.

Here’s How to Do it Right at Thermae Bar

To get the attention of a girl: Simply wave and gesture her to come over to have a seat. The Thermae is not a go go bar. So there are rules. You can’t just go ahead and start groping her in public.

This is what you do next: You can buy her a drink. It’s the least you can do and Thermae drink prices are very reasonable. Just ask the waiters how much. But there is a drink menu with prices near the bar.

And then you seal the deal: Start that little chit chat. You can start asking about prices for sex. Same rules apply for gogo bars. There are short time prices and long time prices. Remember, at Thermae you don’t have to pay bar fines. It’s a pickup joint with freelancer hookers. Not a go go bar or a beer bar with hookers working directly for the bar.

Thermae Bar Thai Hooker Prices

In general, Thai prostitutes inside the Thermae ask for short time 1500THB to 2000THB for an hour including 1 shot. If you don’t drop their prices down you can ask for 2 shots within the hour.

For long time you’re looking to pay about 4000THB to 8000THB after midnight. Before midnight the price will be higher as you’re taking her away from the Thermae where she could possibly earn more throughout the night.

The Thermae is popular with Asian customers and often times it’s filled with Japanese and Koreans. But no worries because everyone is welcomed to the Thermae.

Thermae Bar is the best pick up bar in Bangkok for beginners — One of the best pick up bars in Bangkok. It’s easy to find and there’s even a hotel upstairs. As close to a hotel with prostitutes as it gets in Bangkok.

5 Reasons Why I Love Bangkok’s Thermae Bar

1. 1. No need to pay bar fines
  2. Beers prices are reasonable
  3. No loud eardrum damaging music
  4. No Thai girls pestering me for lady drinks. Also no requirement to buy lady drinks. Not unless you want.
  5. Thai prostitutes inside Thermae Bar are the least hardened and jaded ladies in Bangkok’s commercial sex industry.

The Thermae is not a good location for day time action. It only gets busy late into the night. Though you can find Thai hookers starting 7pm. But not in great numbers as compared to night time past 10pm.

If you don’t dig ladyboys I recommend staying away from the men dressed as women in front of the Ruamchitt Hotel and the stairs leading down to Thermae Bar.

Otherwise, the Thermae has a strict no chicks with dicks policy. It’s very rare to find an establishment like this prohibiting ladyboys from the bar premise.

Whichever way you swing it, the Thermae Bar is an institute in Bangkok and thus a must visit and experience.

Try Out Bangkok’s Soapy Massage Experience

Soapy massage in Bangkok — Emmanuelle has withstood the test of time as one of the oldest yet popular soapy massage in Bangkok…

A report about Bangkok’s red-light districts won’t be complete without a nod to all the soapy massage parlors. As I mentioned above, Huay Kwang red light district has the most concentration of soapy massage parlors in the city.

Who doesn’t like taking a bath with a hot Thai girl? I thought so. It beats jerking off in a bathtub alone.

Best times to visit the soapies in Bangkok is around 8pm. That’s when most of the massage girls show up for work.

Cost of a Soapy Body to Body Massage

Soapies are full service and you pay only one price. Prices usually start at around 1800THB for fishbowl girls for 1 hour. Model type girls cost 4000THB for 45 minutes.

Okay just to clarify the video clip above. As depicted in this hilarious clip you choose the massage ladies. Afterward, you have sex with them in a private bedroom. Just wanted to put that out there.

For several years I have been recommending body to body massage parlors at Phrom Phong over soapy body to body massage parlors in Huay Kwang.

I like Phrom Phong because massage parlors in that area open for business in the afternoon. Massage parlors in Phrom Phong are smaller than soapy massage parlors. I still find that Phrom Phong massage shops have a very good line up of pretty massage girls.

Poseidon Soapy Massage in Huay Kwang red light district of Bangkok — Poseidon is also a very popular soapy massage in Bangkok well known for their model category ladies…

That said if this is your first time visiting the red light districts in Bangkok you should consider trying out a soapy massage.

And I recommend going to Poseidon Massage which is one of the first soapy massage parlors I’ve ever been to. Cheapest soapy massage girls at Poseidon can be hired for 1800THB. Head up to the 3rd floor and you’ll find Poseidon’s model girls that cost 4000THB+ for 45 minutes.

Then I recommend Emmanuelle (no website) which I never did before. But I’ve been there recently and had some very good experiences. A review coming soon! Roughly about the same price as Poseidon Massage.

Soapy massages in Bangkok is a big subject to write about on this post. So if you’re looking for soapy massage prices and types of Thai prostitutes working inside these establishments check out this page.

Even though I prefer the massage shops over in Phrom Phong I still suggest having a soapy massage experience in Bangkok.

Looking for Good Thai Girls?

Okay, so maybe you’re not into paying hookers for sex. Maybe you’re young and suave with good looks. And you want to try your pick up skills with beautiful normal Thai girls. For that I recommend heading to some of the best hotels with nightclubs to pick up Thai ladies looking for foreign boyfriends.

Conclusion

There you have it. Now you know there are actually five red light districts in Bangkok for foreign tourists. And you know where to find all of them.

I’ve pinpointed exactly where you should go for getting day time action in Bangkok. Getting a blow job in the afternoon will put that extra pep in your step. At least until you hit the gogo bars at night.

Getting an erotic massage by a pretty Thai girl is also something you can’t leave Bangkok without trying. If you miss it you’ll regret it, trust me. Go to the massage shops mentioned in this post. You won’t be disappointed.

I also pointed out my favorite go go bars in Bangkok located in Soi Cowboy and Nana Entertainment Plaza. Where you’ll have a good time watching pretty girls gyrate around dance poles on stage, in the shower and jacuzzi. Or even on your lap.

Most importantly you now know how much to pay when you want to take a go go bar girl back to your hotel room to finish off the night.

What I’ve given you here is just a small taste of Bangkok’s crazy red light districts. Be sure to check out my blog and the rest of this website for even more info on Thai prostitutes in the sex districts of Bangkok.