Getting More Than a Kiss at Kiss Massage Bangkok
Kiss Massage on Sukhumvit Soi 22 was one of the shops I planned on visiting a while ago. None of my friends had ever went inside for a happy ending massage. And it was due time I treated myself to a full service massage for my old tired body.
Just kidding. I was feeling horny and I was too lazy to jerk off. And it’s definitely more fun to pay a sexy Thai massage girl do it for me.
There’s two shops, Kiss Massage 1 and Kiss Massage 2 on the same Soi. I went to the first one because Kiss 1 is closer than Kiss 2. Besides both shops interchange massage girls.
Also Kiss 1 and Kiss 2 are all run by the same Thai owner as Bangkok Passion Massage, Thai Candy Massage, Honey Bee Massage and I’m probably missing one or two more. And all are located on the same sub Soi of Sukhumvit 22
Normally I just go inside a massage shop and just look at whatever ladies they have available. But this time I checked out their website’s massage girl photos. Just hedging my bet. So I made a few calls ahead to see if those pretty girls were available.
But no luck. The girls I picked ahead of time were busy or on holiday. Undeterred I marched down Sukhumvit Soi 22 and made my way to Kiss 1 shop, pass Paradise Massage and Bangkok Passion, two of my favorite happy ending massage parlors in the same sub soi.
The Shop
Like the rest of the massage shops in the area, Kiss 1 is inside a small and narrow building. A mamasan is seated behind a desk ahead. On one side is a sofa with about 7 girls all seated with their mobile phones in their faces.
As soon as I stepped inside my eyes went to one girl sitting closest by the door. I spotted her first because she’s the skinniest one out of the group.
There were quite a few chubby girls at the moment seated. I’m no perfect specimen. But if I was doing their job I’d skip a plate or two of somtam and fried chicken to slim down.
The mamasan seated me and sat next to me also. She showed me the price and service menu. I’m familiar with their services already and always enjoyed the erotic lingam massage.
But here’s a list of Kiss Massage happy ending full services for men:
- Erotic Lingam Massage
- Body to body Massage
- Nuru Gel Massage
- Erotic Bathing and Soapy Massage
- Erotic Secret Spot & Lingam Massage
I chose 90 minute erotic lingam massage which cost 2600THB. I recommend shooting for the 90 minute sessions because the sensation of the massage is amazing. And time goes fast while you’re having fun.
After picking my service the mamasan asked me to select a massage girl. Good to know this mamasan gave me the option to choose my own. I picked the first girl I saw when I stepped through the door. I’m not putting down real names here so let’s just call her Nam.
The Service
Nam led me two flights up the staircase. I usually start chit chatting while we’re walking up the stairs. I asked her how old she is and she replied 34. Initially I thought she was 25.
Nam is not the prettiest girl I’ve ever picked from a massage line up. She is definitely not ugly either. On the scale of 1 to 10 with 10 as the best score I’d give her 6. But her body is skinny and she has a nice set of tits albeit implants.
When we reached the room she handed me some towels and said she’d be back. It’s the usual routine whether you’re at a oil massage shop or a soapy massage. The massage ladies will always head out to retrieve her basket of soap, tissues, lotions and condoms.
The room was long. There’s a bed with a strategically placed mirror. A sofa and even a coffee table. What a nice homely touch. There’s a tub on the other side of the room with an inflatable mattress on the wall.
A quick reminder that Kiss Massage also provides soapy body to body massage too.
Nam came back in a few minutes and turned on the shower and placed a bottle of soap and asked me to shower.
I was a bit bummed she asked me to shower alone. I like to shower with the girls because together it’s more fun and I get to check out her body some more. No big deal I just showered while I watched Nam take off her clothes.
Nam has a nice body, no ass but her breasts were nice and ample. I think I will ask for Nam for a future booking for a soapy body to body massage session.
But for now I was so excited to get started with the lingam massage.
The Erotic Lingam Massage Starts
I’m no stranger to lingam or tantric massages. I’m down with the procedure and know what to expect.
I got down on my stomach on the bed and spread my legs a little out so Nam could get between my legs. She started with a liberal slathering of oil on my lower body concentrating on my ass, ball sack and yes my cock.
She didn’t have the lightest of feather touches, the same way I usually get from other massage girls performing lingam massage. But she knew where to get me so aroused to the point I wanted to cum. It was just 10 minutes into the massage.
Which is about a good time as any to let you know you can get more than one time to shoot your load at Kiss Massage. The same as it is at all of their sister properties
And Nam had this technique where when I told her I was going to pop she would squeeze the tip of my cock hard. I could feel a distinct sting and discomfort. It wasn’t painful at all.
Edging – You’ve Got to Try it
I knew what she was doing so I did not freak out. This is a hand job technique called edging. Basically what edging is it delays your ejaculation. If done right you’ll get an enjoyable explosive cum shot in the end.
She did it repeatedly to me until I couldn’t take it no more. And when I was about to finally shoot my load she doused her hands full of oil and started jerking me off with this crazy hand technique.
I can’t describe it in words. So I’ll let the animated gif below do the explaining for me.
I don’t know where she learned it from but whoever taught her I want to thank them from the bottom of my heart.
So yeah that’s one of the weirdest methods of jerk me off I’ve ever seen. Don’t think I’ll be able to do it to myself so I suppose I’ll have to see Nam again at Kiss Massage.
Conclusion
I blew the Mount Vesuvius of cum shots thanks to Nam. It’s good to know Kiss Massage girls let you shoot more than once but I couldn’t manage it. And I paid for full service.
Nam tried hard to get me up again but Mr. Winky was down for the count. Before I knew it time was up. And this time she got into the bathtub with me to help wash off the oil.
I’ve been back to Kiss Massage a few more times since then. The service is consistently good. But I have to admit they don’t have a lot of girls that I find attractive. As I mentioned a lot of their massage girls are on the chubby side.
They do have many ladies working for them which is why I will always go back to Kiss Massage.
June 4, 2019 @ 12:33 pm
Hey Jim,
I got a full service massage at Kiss. Made a mistake went toward their closing time…It was too late in the night, so the girl was obviously dead tired…so wasn’t a lasting experience. Anyways, the question I have is, are these girls constantly checked for HIV and other diseases? Is it necessary we get a check done too? Please let me know your views.
June 10, 2019 @ 12:44 am
Arjun they aren’t constantly checked. I think they are checked at least 2 to 4 times a year. Which is adequate in most cases. I haven’t met any sex worker giving me the option of not wearing a condom. If she did I wouldn’t pay her a single baht. I always play with a condom when I’m going in. Cant’ say the same about blow jobs. Majority of the time I get and prefer bare blow jobs. For over 20 years I’ve never had any medical issues. I’ve always been and will play safe.
July 1, 2019 @ 4:32 pm
Thanks Jim. I remember the lady at the counter telling me that their girls are checked every 3 months once. Anyways, we did use a condom. Besides, the girl I had is there as a model on their website. What’s a bare blowjob? Blowjob without condom?
July 1, 2019 @ 4:40 pm
Also, someone told me that any girl tested positive willl end up as waitresses. Is that true?
July 1, 2019 @ 7:50 pm
Yes that means blowjob without condom. I don’t know what happens with girls if they get HIV. But I suppose they still have to work someplace to earn a living. Cheers!
April 26, 2019 @ 10:01 pm
Hey Jim, does this place allow for 2 shots both fuck job if I get the full service package?
April 27, 2019 @ 12:11 pm
You’ll definitely get mulitple shots on full service package. However, not all massage girls allow 2 shot for fuck job. For instance some allow 1 shot while fucking with a hand job to follow. And some girls will allow 2 shots while fucking. It really depends on the girl. So, I highly recommend speaking with the mamasan on which girls allow where the shots go. Cheers!
March 23, 2019 @ 8:03 pm
Hi Jim. I visited Kiss 1 just an hour ago and here are my impressions:
I don’t know why I choosed Kiss 1 although it is at the bottom of the road but I was impressed by the web site. The entrance was full of girls and an old mamasan. She showed me the list and I choosed 90 min body to body with full service. I asked how many shots and mamasan said two. Then it was time to choose the lady however I was confused as there were nearly 10 option and all were the same. Mamasan offered me one but I choosed another with big titties. I paid additional 200B for VIP room, just to experience it.
Although the room was a VIP one, I was not satisfied with it. The girl was a rather old one but with fit titties and ass. We got into the jakuzi but I realised that she was not that much voluntary to have a foreplay. I understood that I choosed the wrong girl, who knows how to play. I won’t go into detail; result was very superficial foreplay, very superficial blow job, one doggy shot, one handjob and a very bad massage. I think they told them not to use massage oil so much as she rubbed me with nearly by her bare hands.
Anyway, it was a poor experience for me and I think it may be an acceptable one, if I did not visit mitu massage before, which was more professional. I think I would not go there again, or any of its sister pallors. I dont know, I had an intention to try dream massage but afraid to be dissappointed again. As a conclusion, money talks, pay more and be happy at mitu massage. This is my motto.
Cheers
March 24, 2019 @ 12:41 pm
Hello Karai! If you’re not familiar with any particular massage shop, I highly suggest asking to see the ladies first, before selecting a service and paying for it. This way, you won’t have buyer’s remorse. It’s okay to ask to see the ladies first. I did it before. Some mamasans aren’t happy about it. While some ask you to take a look at the ladies, before showing you a service menu.
I know one bad experience can be off putting. But for me that’s part of the fun. Cheers!
February 14, 2019 @ 4:05 pm
I visited Kiss massage today. There were a whole bunch of girls spread across all three kiss parlours. I chose the one a like, natural leave sized boobs and a bit curvy at the waist. Had an amazing but massage and sex. My little brother was pampered and prodded alternatively for 2 hours until he puked. Plus she also gave a decent massage. Left the place with a grin…
February 14, 2019 @ 5:50 pm
I haven’t been to Kiss Massage for a while. After reading your comment I think it’s time I went back 😀
January 1, 2019 @ 9:36 am
Excellent reviews! I don’t this place is for me cuz I don’t want to wait but the other places you’ve reviewed sound perfect. Thanks!
December 15, 2018 @ 2:59 pm
WoW great review i would like to feel that edging feeling for sure.