Hera’s Massage Review Sukhumvit Soi 33, Bangkok
Hera’s Massage Bangkok is one of my secret full service happy ending massage shops I’m going to regret reviewing here. So it’s hard for me to release this review.
The last thing I want is more degenerates crowding my favorite place with sexy Thai massage girls for day time action in Bangkok.
I’m often asked if I’m keeping any secrets to myself. The answer is yes I do. And Hera’s Massage is one such place.
But in the spirit of Christmas come soon, I’m making this review so everyone reading this has a chance to check them out on their upcoming visit to Thailand. It’s never too early for gifts.
You’re welcome!
Hera’s Massage review
Hera Massage has the most girls with sexy hot bodies. They do have girls with pretty faces, but most of them have smoking hot tight bodies. You like tall girls, short girls or medium sized girls, every single one of them have big fake fun bags.
Many shops have a lot of overweight girls, but this one has the most massage girls in good shape.
A few of my favorite massage girls inside Hera have some super nice suckable titties but they also have nice asses also. Not easy to find Thai girls with both physical attributes but at Hera Massage, you’ll find them.
I’ve been visiting Hera for many years now. They’ve been through some rough patches in the past but after a renovation they’re recovering. Their storefront used to be completely white. Which made it hard to tell if it was a legit massage spa or a place to get a happy ending.
Today they have store front with garish purple and white colors and with massage ladies sitting outside in sexy uniforms. There’s no mistake with what happens inside and what you’re going to get in the end is going to be a happy one.
The location
Hera’s Massage is located 210 meters from the entrance of Sukhumvit Soi 33 on the right hand side. It’s a short stroll from Dream Heaven Massage and Mitu Massage which are two other fine happy ending massage parlors in the location.
So if you’re looking to stay in this area that is surrounded by so many oil massage shops then consider booking a room at the S33 Compact Hotel. The S33 is in drunken stumbling distance to many massage shops with hookers ready to blow you or jerk you off.
The nearest Sky Train station to Hera’s is Phrom Phong BTS. The closest exit to Sukhumvit Soi 33 is exit #5 at the station. From exit #5 Hera Massage is a 300 meter walk. If you’re coming from from Soi Cowboy, it’s a 1 kilometer walk.
The shop is super easy to find and reach on foot. And there are a lot of girl friendly hotels as well as other massage shops with special services all over Phrom Phong red light district.
Hera’s secret sauce
I know it’s hard for oil massage shops in Bangkok to retain their sexiest girls for a long time. Because there are a lot of wealthy retards out there falling in love with these girls and as a result pulling them out of the massage shops. So that they can have their grubby hands on these girls all to themselves. Sons of bitches.
Which is why I’m amazed how Hera Massage can easily replace their best massage girls when they get picked up by sponsors. I’ve been going there so many years and I meet so many hot massage girls inside consistently. Which is very hard for massage businesses to accomplish.
Of all the massage shops in Bangkok this is just one that I go to the most frequently.
My most recent visit to Hera’s Massage experience
I showed up at about 3pm. It’s my usual time so when I’m finished I can hop back on the Sky Train and head home while beating the rush hour train crowd. Though I rarely have a problem finding pretty Thai massage girls at this shop most hours of the day.
When you’re inside Hera the mamasan shows you a service menu. Their website service and price menu is outdated and incomplete in terms of provided services.
On my most recent visit I chose the 2600THB, 90 minute gel massage with a bathtub soapy treatment. Before I stepped inside the shop my original plan was to get a oil massage inside a shower room instead with one of my favorite usual girls at Hera’s.
There are no photo books to browse through inside Hera’s Massage Bangkok. So you pick girls out from a line up only.
Until I saw this amazing hot bodied massage girl walk past me inside the shop. She’s a new girl, the mamasan told me. Let’s call her Meiji (not her real name).
Most of the slim girls working inside Hera Massage wear short sexy blue and white outfits, sort of like futuristic air hostess uniforms.
Meiji, looked super sexy in her uniform. She’s not tall but her face was pretty and on a scale of 1 – 10, I give her a 7. But her body I give a 9. It’s very rare to find a Thai massage girl with that combination. And I’ve been messing around in massage parlors all over Thailand for a long time.
Up to the room with my massage girl
I paid my 2600THB to the mamasan and I followed Meiji to the stairway. I felt like a giddy school boy as I watched her ass go back and forth all the way up to the third floor.
As usual, as soon as customers are in the massage rooms, the girls turn on the air conditioning. Then they’ll head out for a few minutes to retrieve their basket of condoms, lubes and soaps.
At this time, customers just take off all of their clothes and hang up by the door. Then you can sit on the bed spread eagle with your balls hanging out and wait for the girl to return. Or you can do some quick push ups and sit ups to look buff.
Otherwise, there are towels on the bed. Take one and put it around your waist and relax until she gets back.
Getting in the bath tub with Meiji
Okay, normally I don’t choose bathtub extras. Because it takes time to fill up the bathtub which is a waste of time in my opinion. But Hera Massage bath tubs are not that big and the water pressure is strong. So the tub fills up quickly.
Not that I gave a shit about the bathtub. Because when Meiji took off her uniform I was treated to a magnificent body. She was gorgeous. Big titties, small waist and wide hips.
While we waited for the tub to fill halfway we fooled around a bit. I found out that she’d only been working at Hera’s Massage for a few weeks. Before that she was working at a regular job at a karaoke club in Huay Kwang red light district where the soapy massage shops are located
Meiji gave me a blow job with her gorgeous pouty lips. Her hair and her beautiful face, I was going to pop soon and I had to tell her to slow down.
The big question… get ready for disappointments
Because Hera Massage girls only give one shot. Yes. I know, it’s a disappointment.
While so many other full service massage shops in Phrom Phong red light district give customers two shots. I had to ask her to slow down a couple of times.
You can ask for an extra shot. If she likes you, she’ll oblige. But you didn’t hear it from me, alright?
And don’t be disappointed if the massage girl you choose won’t give you a second round. If they do, don’t be a cheap asshole. Give the girl a tip.
Meiji really knew how to work me in the bath tub. She sat on me reverse cow girl style and started rubbing me up and down. Grinding down on my groin with her slick soaped up round ass. And then she turned around and starting sliding her tits around my cock.
It was heavenly. I was about to die right there and then.
Until she said my cock looked cute. And she kept saying it repeatedly. Not really something a guy wants to hear I suppose. I mean baby seals look cute. A panda on a swing under a tree is cute. I always thought my cock looked like a lion ready to jump out of the bushes.
I don’t know about you. But at my age and with my ego, it’s hard to maintain an erection when a beautiful Thai massage girl at Hera’s says my dick looks cute.
Luckily it was time to dry up and get on the bed for that gel massage.
Thank god for mirrors
These days most full service massage shops have mirrors strategically placed on a wall right next to the bed. This way, you’ll have an awesome vantage point. While she applied oil and worked on my backside so I could admire her shapely body.
But I couldn’t wait any longer. After 10 minutes of her hands kneading and gliding down my back I asked Meiji to break open that condom as I couldn’t contain myself anymore.
She got on top and turned around for reverse cow girl style like in the tub. Smart girl knew that really turned me on. Even though I’m a breast men I was happy to get that amazing view of her ass but I could still see her perky tits bounce up and down from the mirror.
Hera’s Massage is a must visit in Bangkok
Whether it’s your first trip to Bangkok’s red light districts or you don’t know which happy ending massage shop to try out. Hera’s is a must visit.
Granted there were only a few experience at Hera’s I wasn’t too happy with. But that happens. Even massage girls can have off days just like folks working in offices.
But the Thai massage ladies they have working inside are beautiful to me and fun to be with. So I’m not too bothered that their massage girls only allow customers one shot.
The shop is clean and the location is super easy for all of you aholes to find and enjoy.
You’ll like this place.
