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Where to Find the Hottest Thai Girls and What to Look Forward to Your 2019 Trip to Bangkok’s Red Light Districts

2019 will be here in a couple of weeks. For all you newbies getting ready to visit Bangkok’s nightlife next year, you’re in for a real treat.

Thai girls working in Bangkok’s sex industry are getting better and better looking.

If you’ve already booked your plane tickets and bar girl friendly hotels for early next year you’re probably wondering what’s it going to be like in Bangkok’s red light district when 2019 rolls in.

Well, I’m going to cover these important bits in this post.

From the best go go bars to the best places to get a cum in mouth blow job by hot Thai girls in Bangkok.

I’m going to recap this year as well as put in some of my thoughts about what I think will happen next year.

Also a Year End Recap

For all the frequent visitors to Bangkok’s red light districts you can sort of look at this post as a year end recap.

To start off, I’m going to tell you where you can find the hottest Thai prostitutes in to hook up with.

Of All the Places in Bangkok’s Red Light Districts – Where Can I Find the Prettiest Girls?

There are a lot of ways to hook up with Thai prostitutes in Bangkok. And I know most of you don’t have the time or patience to go around and find them. I’ve walked up and driven around all parts of Bangkok’s red light districts practically every day and I can tell you for certain one thing.

The sexiest Thai prostitutes are mostly found inside the gogo bars of Soi Cowboy, Nana and Patpong red light districts. Hot girls go where they can make the most amount of money. And they can make big money at the bars. Makes a lot of sense right.

Another reason why most prettier bar girls prefer working inside bars is because of the hours. They can sleep all day. And work from 6pm to 1am. In a way, the sexiest Thai bar girls are nocturnal.

You might be surprised why I state that the best places to find the prettiest Thai prostitutes is inside gogo bars. I’ve written only one post on the best go go bars in Bangkok for this year. But I’ve written more about massage shop reviews with happy endings for my blog.

Why I don’t Write Reviews About Gogo Bars

There’s really not much mystery regarding gogo bars. Because gogo bars are out there and in your face. Any guy can easily go check it out from the outside and sneak a peek inside to check out the girls. You buy a drink for yourself and a lady drink for your girl. You squeeze her tits and massage her ass while asking her how much it’ll cost to take her out short time or long time.

Checking Out the Goods

I like girls in good shape. Doesn’t have to be perfect shape. I’ll even settle with really skinny girls. But fat chicks? No thanks! Security at the front of the bars pull aside curtains so passing customers can sneak a peek inside.

Remember, gogo bars put all of their best looking girls front of the stage, near the entrance to lure in customers.

That’s the major reason why I really like Bangkok’s gogo bars.

First, you can check out the girls’ bodies as they are semi-nude. Because a big turn off for me are girls with stretch marks on their stomachs after having a baby or two. Okay so I got a big stomach too. So maybe I shouldn’t be pointing fingers. But dammit I’m the one paying!

And remember, when a gogo bar girl sits with you, after you buy her a drink you can playfully fondle her and check her out.

Remember, gogo bars are the only types of businesses in Bangkok’s sex industry where you can find all nude and semi nude girls to check out before taking out.

Bad news is having a great night out at a gogo bar could put a serious hurt in your wallet. Assuming you’re having more than a few beers and top shelf liquor, plus lady drinks and short timing a sexy Thai girl you can expect to pay a minimum of 3500THB.

Why I Write More Reviews About Massage Shops with Happy Endings

Most full service massage shops are a lot more low key and hidden. Well sort of. And do not have the same volume of visitors as gogo bars. And many shops provide different services and employ ladies of different shapes and sizes to appease the masses.

And you can’t really check out the ladies. Until you’ve stepped foot inside. And even then, all of them are wearing skimpy outfits. You can’t really get a good look at their bodies until everything is off.

That’s not to say you won’t find fit girls inside sex oil massage shops. You can, I’ve found plenty inside Paradise Massage, Kiss Massage, Hera’s Massage just to name only a few.

That said, if you are strictly into Thai hookers with a tight fit body it’s best to head to the gogo bars for a much better closer look.

There’s a bit of a mystery to massage shops if you think about it. When looking at one, you can’t really tell if it’s the type of place where you’ll get a guaranteed hand job, blow job or much more. The only way to find out is to go inside and see for myself.

I may not have written about it but I’ve been to plenty of Thai massage shops in Bangkok, thinking I’ll get a happy ending. Only to get disappointed even though the massage girl was hot. So there’s that bit of a guessing game.

But I live here. So I can afford to make the mistakes. If you’re coming here for a few days or a week or whatever chances are, you want that guarantee. And I’m here to provide it through this blog.

Freelance Thai Prostitutes

I’ve met many hot beautiful Thai freelancers in Bangkok. But you won’t find the same volume of hot women in one area such as gogo bars.

Here’s the deal with freelance prostitutes. The streetwalkers are fully clothed and they can’t and won’t show you their goods right in the middle of the street for you to check out.

Which means you can only see them in their full glory inside your hotel room. And hopefully you won’t get surprised there’s a cock dangling between the legs.

Again, don’t get me wrong. Sure you can find sexy Thai girls working on their own. But it’s going to be a crap shoot if you don’t like girls with stretch marks on their tummy after spitting out a baby or two.

Many Thai women make the choice of becoming freelance prostitutes for extra money, especially when they have to care for children.

I suppose you can ask them if they’ve had babies before. But whether or not they tell you the truth is entirely up to them.

Cost of sex with Thai freelancers hasn’t changed in a long time and remain at a steady 1500THB to 2000THB for an hour. Which is still cheap considering you don’t have to buy drinks for her.

Even then, there are a few ways and places to find cheap sex in Bangkok with Thai street hookers even if you’ve only got 500THB burning a hole in the pocket of your dirty Chang beer shorts.

Bangkok’s Soapy Massage

One of my all time favorites, Ocean Massage closed followed by Ceasar’s Massage the beginning of 2018. All of the mentioned establishments belonged in Huay Kwang red light district. Which is declining at the moment.

Another of my favorite go to soapy massage Nataree was shut down for employing underaged foreign sex workers. The Lord Spa and Massage and Ocean Massage owners quickly fled, most likely because they too employed underaged foreign sex workers. This article gives you a good glimpse the glory days of what soapy massage shops in Thailand represented.

Back then, you could find scores of hot Thai women inside soapies. Today, the numbers are fewer but still not an impossible task.

The Best Soapy Massage You Can Visit Now

Even though Bangkok’s soapy scene is shrinking I really think you should check one out. Checking out the girls inside the fishbowl is an interesting experience even though the overall experience in itself has diminished some what.

But at least you can tell people back home you’ve done it and what’s it like to be inside a soapy massage parlor in Bangkok.

Soapy Massage to Check Out:

1. Poseidon
2. Emmanuelle (no website)

There is another strip of road in Bangkok called New Petchaburi with a string of soapy massage shops that I’ve never mentioned before on this blog.

It’s not exactly off the beaten path and those establishments like to overcharge foreigners. You’ll be reading about these places on this blog soon.

Full Service Massage Shops – These Are the Best Places to Go for Daytime and Night time Action

Even though Bangkok’s gogo bars have the most beauties, oil massage shops also are some of the best places to find hot Thai girls. Especially sexy massage girls with big tits. Most oil massage businesses actively seek out girls with large fun bags.

There’s nothing more thrilling than having young hot Thai girl with slicked up titties gliding up and down your body. So if you’re a tits man like yours truly, go check out an oil massage shop.

Today oil massage shops are providing more than full service. There are quite a few extra options you can choose like face sitting and golden showers from a massage shop like Exotic Massage. And many shops provide customers with quickie 30 minute full service for cheap thrills.

The Kinky Sex Shit – Threesomes, a Milking Table and a Finger in Your Starfish

Full service massage shop owners are getting creative. Catering to the freaky shit guys keep inside the dark pits of their minds. Full service massage shops are getting so popular they’re even starting to encroach into the red light district of Nana and Soi Cowboy. I predict happy ending massage shops will last much longer.

Starting with Analisa Massage with their famous 4 hands milking table session. Analisa calls it a glory hole session but who cares. It’s fun. Go try it out. It’s just a short walking distance from Soi Cowboy.

Years ago, if you wanted your prostate massage you find a ladyboy…

Now, there are so many massage shops and “private” prostate massage freelancers promising an amazing release with a finger up your bunghole. It’s amazing.

Like myself my asshole wants people to respect its space also. That said, prostate massages in Bangkok are all the rage now. I went to one this year just to try it out for blog “research” purposes at Paradise Massage and even though the masseuse was amazing and sexy, a prostate massage is not my cup of tea.

Bangkok Blow Job Trend

These days whenever I have spare time I quickly head over to get a BJ for fun. In Bangkok, most of the massage shops located in the sub soi of Sukhumvit Soi 22 have quickie BJ services where girls will deep throat you for 30 to 40 minutes.

Every full service massage shop in Sukhumvit Soi 22 have blow job only options…

I highly recommend 7 Heaven blow job salon on Sukhumvit Soi 33 where girls will suck you down silly. And you get to cum in their mouths. It’s one of the best places I visited to do a cum in mouth blow job review in Bangkok. So I know you’ll like 7 Heaven also.

I’m going to predict that in 2019 there will be more blow job salons opening up in Bangkok. Which is great news. Especially for me.

Bangkok’s sex industry has a way of adapting to the taste of perverts around the world.

Thai Dating Advice and Settling Down in Thailand

I started this blog a decade ago. And I’m getting an increase of emails on the subject of retiring and settling down in Thailand with a young Thai honey pot. Particularly from men in their 40’s and upwards. Yes, Thailand is a great country to retire in for us old farts.

As long as you have the financial means to do so. And that financial means doesn’t have to be a big amount as Thailand is still affordable.

Maybe you’re tired for paying to have meaningless sex with Thai hookers. So you want to find and date good Thai girls after breaking up with bad Thai girlfriends.

My advice is to take it slow in the dating scene. There are a lot of gold diggers in Thailand that can’t wait to get their sharpened claws into a nice juicy farang man.

Now not all Thai women looking for farang men are heartless harpies. There are good Thai women too. But you’re going to have to really dig deep to find them.

Chances are, your first ever Thai-Farang relationship won’t be successful. And I can’t blame Thai women most of the time even though I’ve doled out information on how to break up with bad Thai girlfriends.

Why Ruin a Good Thing

Guys come to Thailand mostly to mess around with lots and lots of Thai prostitutes, whether they’re staying for short or long term. That’s the main intention. So why deviate from the plan and get locked into a monogamous relationship?

Here’s my advice. If you’re single and plan on retiring in Thailand. And you’ve got enough money squirreled away. Why would you want to go and muck it up with a relationship?

Stay single. Rent a Thai girlfriend, be upfront and let it be known it’s temporary. Be single again. Repeat. You’ll live a happier, longer life.

Like Fish in a Barrel

I also feel these past few years there are more Thai girls putting themselves out there in the farang meat market. The ones that are, are learning more English. Either on their own or getting a crash course by quickly hooking up with foreigners.

It certainly helps that Thai girls are heavy users of social media. Facebook and Tinder are just a few ways Thai girls seek the attention and affections of Mr. Johnny Foreigner. It helps that many Thai ladies are also keen on going to clubs and bars inside of hotels in the hopes of finding a good foreign man.

Even messenger apps like WeChat’s discover function can help single Thai girls scope out men jerking off by their lonesome inside their hotel rooms.

What’s Going to Happen in 2019

Fact. Thailand’s red light districts will continue to attract sex tourists around the world, without a doubt. The more I’m out and about the more I see younger travelers in the red light districts, having a great time. Just like I did 20 plus years ago. They’ll be back.

And the next year will be a great time to visit.

More dedicated blow job salons will open in Bangkok. More Thai girls will start using WeChat to find customers. So, have that app on your phone and check out the girls near you. You might find someone you like.

Ladyboy bars will continue to flourish. If you’re not into them you better hone your ladyboy detection skills. Because there will be a lot more dudes with tits thrown into the mix in 2019.

Ladyboy gogo bars are also a fun place to mess around in, especially if you’re having bachelor party in Bangkok for either an unforgettable or regrettable night.

Whatever you’re into, don’t miss out on the fun. Bangkok has one of the best red light districts in the world.