The Guys Night Out in Bangkok’s Nightlife Guide
Are you looking for help planning a bachelor party inside Bangkok’s red light districts? On this post I’ll show you which go go bars, happy ending massage parlors and best after hour clubs you must visit for an epic stag night.
It’ll be the best Hangover 2 bachelor experience that legends are made of.
So if you’re on best man duty this is the only red light district guide in Bangkok you’ll ever need to plan your best friend’s bachelor party.
I’ve help organize and played tour guide for a host of bachelor parties in Bangkok countless times. So I know where to go and certain logistics to deal with.
You’re Going to Learn Exactly Where You Should Be Staying and Find Hot Thai Bar Girls in Bangkok
Chances are you wouldn’t know where to stay and play in Bangkok for a wild stag party. After reading this you will know exactly which places to go and exactly which types of hotels you should be staying at for maximum fun and enjoyment.
On this post I’m going to show you how to be that go to guy. Every pack needs a leader. And if you are up to the task by following this guide your friends are going to hero worship you.
There’s a Different Mindset When Visiting Bangkok Alone or With a Bachelor Party Group
Most of the times I’m out enjoying myself at the gogo bars, naughty massage shop and the soapies. But many occasions call for a night out with the boys such as a bachelor party. Which in Bangkok includes drinking and fooling around with sexy Thai prostitutes.
I’ve gone with a few as one friend up to twelve friends for a night out. And I’m the designated pack leader because I’ve got the most experience.
That’s why I can tell you, there’s a certain strategy you need when devising a plan on visiting particular spots in Bangkok’s red light districts with your friends. A strategy that I’m going to share with you.
We all want the hottest Thai hooker to rub us down or ride us silly. Am I right? But realistically, not everyone in your bachelor party is going to end up with hot girls.
Because every single go go bar, happy ending massage parlor etc. is not going to have an infinite number of girls with a perfect 10 score.
However, you and your group of friends can increase the chances of ending up with hot Thai girls by splitting up your group. Because it’s all about the numbers.
It’s a Numbers Game
You can’t expect every single Thai massage girl inside a happy ending massage parlor to be beautiful. Of all the shops I’ve been to (and it’s a lot) there’s a mix of older women in their mid 30’s. A handful in their mid 20’s and least amount of girls aged 18 or 19.
Certain massage shops like the ones mentioned below are larger, which increases the likelihood of finding more attractive Thai girls.
But a few smaller shops will have a handful of massage girls that are younger and pleasing to the eye.
I guarantee you if you have a 6 man bachelor party group and head into a massage shop not everyone is going to end up picking a girl they want to bang. Not that a massage shop won’t have enough ladies.
It’s that they won’t have enough pretty Thai massage girls to pair up with all the guys in your group.
The only exception is the go go bars. Most go go bars employ girls in their early 20’s. However, the same rule applies as not all girls will be super attractive.
So what should you do?
Divide and conquer, that’s what. I’ll get into the divide and conquer technique below.
But first, read on and follow my 5 point plan below and you’ll know the ins and outs of Bangkok’s red light districts like the back of your hand.
Here’s Where You’ll Learn to Be the Ultimate Bachelor Party Planner in Bangkok
As a frequent solo visitor to the red light districts in Bangkok the places I go to can be a lot more flexible. While going in with more than 6 good friends I have to choose the types of go go bars or massage parlor wisely.
Because spaces inside most go go bars in Soi Cowboy and Nana Entertainment Plaza are tight. But I’ll tell you where you can find the best go go bars with pretty Thai bar girls that can accommodate all your friends comfortably.
And organizing and implementing your guys night out plan in Bangkok’s nightlife districts starts with finding the right hotels in the perfect location. And I’ve got just the perfect location including a short list of popular guest friendly hotels you and your friends can invite Thai hookers back to.
If you’ve never been to Bangkok’s red light districts before I know planning a bachelor party or just a guys night out is a daunting task.
Which is why I’m going to outline 5 point plan that you can follow along like a checklist.
Your 5 Point Plan for the Best Bachelor Party in Bangkok
- Heres’s Where You Should Stay – I’ve picked the best spot you should book your hotels in.
- The Naughty Massage Parlors – Hot Thai massage girls and a bottle of oil. Use your imagination.
- The Go Go Bars – Titties in your face!
- The Ladyboy Bars (optional) – “It’s Bangkcock sweetie. There’s a reason why they don’t call it Bangcunt” – Kimmy from Hangover 2 movie
- After Hour Clubs – Finishing the night off with a cheers to all your friends for a great night.
It looks like a lot to absorb. But I promise you it’s not. Bangkok, is one of the easiest and safest cities to travel around in and the red light districts are right in the heart of the city.
But like any other trip, you take you’re going to need a place to leave your bags, shower, and bang Thai hookers. But you also want to near Soi Cowboy and Nana Entertainment Plaza. So I’m starting you off with where you should choose your hotel in Bangkok.
1. The Best Area to Stay in Bangkok for Guys Night Out
The address you’re looking to stay in is Sukhumvit Road Soi 11 as the best area to pick a hotel for your group. Just to give you a lay of the land here Sukhumvit Road is a major avenue in Bangkok.
A “soi” is a side street and in this case, numbered 11. Here’s why Sukhumvit Soi 11 is an awesome spot for your bachelor party.
A short 5-minute walk west on Sukhumvit road Soi 11 will lead you to Nana Red light district. A short 5-minute walk east will lead you to Soi Cowboy red light district.
You can also ride the Sky Train at BTS Nana Station to Phrom Phong (an unofficial red light district) area to find naughty massage parlors (more info below).
Conveniently, the BTS Nana Station is just a few minutes walk from the entrance of Sukhumvit Soi 11. Plus there are many Thai freelancers and pick up spot along this side street including a few after-hours clubs which I will recommend below to you. It’s easy to see why you would want to stay in this area.
Check out the map below I have Sukhumvit Soi 11 hotels all listed out with points of interest that your friends may want to check out as well.
I also included a few other Sukhumvit hotel options you might want to consider as well as all are close to nightlife hotspots.
And all of the selected hotels below have a guest friendly policy. Which means you are allowed to invite Thai hookers back to your hotel room as long as you keep it to one hooker at a time.
Aloft Hotel (check rates) is highly recommend for you and the rest of your bachelor party friends. It’s a very good quality hotel and affordable. There’s even an after-hours club called Levels on the 6F with an open terrace where you can make the first cheers of the night. More on after-hours clubs below!
Ambassador Hotel (check rates) is right in the middle of Soi 11 in the thick of it all. It’s a larger and older hotel but renovated.
Holiday Inn Express (check rates) is a bit further down Soi 11 but the prices and quality is very affordable.
Dream Hotel (check rates) is another cool funky hotel with nice spacious rooms, perfect for a threesome session.
These four hotels are where most of my friends have stayed in for their foray into Bangkok’s red light districts.
Le Fenix (check rates) on Sukhumvit 11 is a smaller hotel yet the rooms are very comfortable. Le Fenix also has a pretty cool rooftop bar called Nest.
The Four Points Sheraton (check rates) is located on Sukhumvit Soi 15, just a short distance from Sukhumvit 11. I’m recommending this hotel for its cool party atmosphere. Actually I’m recommending it because there’s a Hooters restaurant right next to it. Chicken wings anyone? But seriously, the Four Points Sheraton is a nice hotel.
The next two hotels are higher classed properties close to the Soi Cowboy and Nana Entertainment Plaza. I know there are guys out there who can throw a lot of cash around and if that’s you, check out Pullman Grande Sukhumvit (check rates) and Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit (check rates).
Remember, all of these hotels are confirmed guest friendly so inviting Thai hookers to your room will be fine as long as you bring one in at a time.
2. The Naughty Massage Parlors
Most of the best happy ending massage shops are concentrated in a neighborhood in Bangkok, specifically along Sukhumvit road in the neighborhood called Phrom Phong.
You do not want to have too many friends piling into one massage shop at the same time. If you have six friends I recommend splitting the group in half. But you don’t want to be too far apart. Luckily there’s a street full of massage shops with specials massage techniques.
The best area with happy ending massage shops when you’re in the area with 6 or more friends is Sukhumvit Soi 24/1:
For a six-person stag party group I would split the group into two. Out of all the happy ending massage shops on Sukhumvit 24/1 the best one is Angels 26 Massage. It’s also the biggest one on the block with the most Thai massage girls inside.
The first group should go inside Angels first while the second group should visit Cherry Massage. And work the way down, until everyone in both groups finds a massage girl they like.
Can Cam Massage also has some cute Thai girls and 101 Premier Massage is also worthy of a visit. Finally Dream Heaven Massage 3 is also a highly reviewed naughty massage shop to take a look see.
Sukhumvit Soi 24/1 is completely lined with shops providing special massage services. Everyone in your stag party is bound to find a Thai massage girl to their taste.
Make sure everyone agrees on the time to finish. Remember, all happy ending massage shops have 1 hour, 1 hour and 30 minutes and 2 hour service time.
If you and your friends prefer staying near the naughty massage parlors I highly recommend Arize Sukhumvit Hotel. It’s not expensive at all and has really good reviews.
3. The Go Go Bars
Having a bachelor party or just a typical guys night out in Bangkok won’t be complete without spending quality time at a go go bar. Period. I’m sure the bachelor in your group will want to see as many titties as he can shaking in his face before he ties the knot.
You also want to check out a sexy erotic shower and jacuzzi show. And yes, hot Thai go go bar dancers! Lucky for you I know a handful of large go go bars with pretty go go bar dancers.
You want to go to a titty bar that has plenty of space for your group to spread their legs. When you call over a go go bar girl you can play with her after buying her a lady drink.
You can view prices for go go bars in Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP) here with a map of all the go go bars inside NEP.
Now that I brought up NEP, it’s the best place with go go bars to hit with the boys because there are so many larger beer and go go bars inside NEP.
Best 5 Go Go Bars in Nana Entertainment Plaza for Guys Night Out
- Billboard – Located on the third floor of NEP. This bar has a lot of go go dancers and a popular jacuzzi show with naked dancers. I always take my friends here and we have a great time.
- Butterflies – Also on the third floor of NEP, opposite from Billboard. Another spacious bar with erotic entertainment to keep the boys happy.
- Twister Bar – Not as large as the two on top but I want to point out this go go bar because they do have a lot of pretty go go dancers. If they have space to fit everyone in your party then go for it.
- Bangkok Bunnies – I can’t get enough of the jacuzzi shows. Hot Thai women naked in soapy suds. Your friends will like this go go bar. Located on the ground floor of NEP. You can’t miss the sign.
- Playskool Bar – Sometimes you need some space to chat with your friends without having to shout over loud music. Playskool bar has an area outside of the bar where you can talk to our friends, yet not be far off from Thai go go dancers.
Now, while you’re in NEP with our best buddies, you might as well check out the ladyboy bars.
I’m not into ladyboys but I can tell you one thing. Of all the times I played tour guide for a group of friends, I always take them to a ladyboy go go bar for fun.
And, who can forget about that scene in Hangover 2!
4. The Lady Boy Bars
Okay, chances are none of your buddies in your group will have a load dropped into them by a ladyboy intentionally or otherwise. Ladyboy go go bars will definitely question and challenge your sexuality.
Go in and have fun by watching them dance. Most of them even speak English and you can converse with them.
You’ll find the most popular ladyboy go go bars inside Nana Entertainment Plaza. My personal picks from some not so straight up fun is Casanova and Temptations all on the second floor of NEP.
Finally, I want to add that if you plan on visiting a ladyboy bar, be sure to be considerate. Because you’re in charge of your group. If you know any of your friends are prone to freaking out you might want to scratch off a ladyboy go go bar visit on your itinerary.
Ladyboys are not shy and if they’re still packing heat, meaning if they still have their dicks attached they’re not afraid of showing dick pics on their smartphones. Which might make certain guys in your group way too defensive and offended. They are harmless, just go in and have some drinks and some fun.
NEP’s go go bars close at 1am so when you’ve had enough fun (hopefully) at the ladyboy bars and your stag party pals want to return to some normalcy, how about checking out the after hour clubs in Bangkok.
5. After Hour Clubs
Go go bars and massage parlors close 1am. But let’s say you want to stay out a bit more longer, even if just an hour more to hook up with some more Thai ladies.
One of the reasons why I recommend staying at a hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 11 is because there are a few after-hours clubs you and your buddies will want to check out.
After hours clubs are busiest on the weekends. If your bachelor party timeframe falls on a weekday it’s still worth a visit. What better way to end the night with the last cheers with drinks in hand for an awesome night out with the guys.
Levels (website) is a popular nightclub located inside the Aloft Hotel on Sukhuvmit Soi 11. They open 9:30pm and close around 3:30am. Your bachelor party crew can book a table at Levels for 7000THB and includes a set of drinks and mixers plus a personal server. The table seats 6 to 8 people. It’s a sweet deal. Note – Levels has a casual dress code. No shorts, sandals, flip flops, and sportswear permitted.
Glow Club (no website) closes the latest at 4am. It’s very popular with tourists and expats. It doesn’t attract as many Thai hookers if you’re looking for them. But because it’s a smaller after-hours club it’s still possible to find some real Thai eye candy. Glow opens at 11pm but best to go in later. Note – Glow Nightclub has a relaxed dressed code.
So, if you haven’t done enough screwing in the massage parlors and go go bars and want to look for some after hour action, then Insanity (website) will be your kind of club. Insanity has always been famous as a venue for finding Thai girls to hook up with. Whether paid or for free! Free if you’re a good lucky guy that is. Not free if you’re a guy looking like me.
I highly recommend checking out Insanity. Also if you eat at the adjacent V8 Diner you get free entrance to Insanity Club. Otherwise, the entrance fee is 300THB from Sunday to Thursday, Friday and Saturday 400THB. Insanity opens 10pm and closes 3:30pm. Note – Insanity has a relaxed dressed code.
If you’re going to need photos for proof you went to an innocent “nightclub” it’s best to take some at the after-hours clubs. But it’s good to know despite the mainstream atmosphere many Thai prostitutes make the clubs their favorite places to meet guys willing to pay them to take their clothes off.
The Conclusion
There you have it. In your hands is the best plan ever for a bachelor party or just a night out with the guys hanging out. Follow this and your friends will be wondering if you’ve been secretly visiting Bangkok’s go go bars and massage parlors often.
Even if you are reading this and planning to visit alone you are going to find this red light district guide in Bangkok useful. Because I’ve shown you the best area to stay for partying all through the night in Sukhumvit Soi 11 along with choice picks of guest friendly hotels.
You now know Nana Entertainment Plaza has spacious go go bars for your crew in Bangkok to sit comfortably with plenty of space for Thai bar girls to go around.
You know my plan for visiting happy ending massage parlors so everyone has a chance to get oiled down and jacked off (or more) by a pretty Thai massage girl.
And, just for laughs maybe one of your best buddies will have a load dropped in them unexpectedly by a ladyboy.
If that happens you know where to take him to get shit faced at one of the best Bangkok after hour clubs to forget it all. It’ll be your very own Hangover 2 bachelor party!
