Getting More Than a Kiss at Kiss Massage Bangkok
Kiss Massage on Sukhumvit Soi 22 was one of the shops I planned on visiting a while ago. None of my friends had ever went inside for a happy ending massage. And it was due time I treated myself to a full service massage for my old tired body.
Just kidding. I was feeling horny and I was too lazy to jerk off. And it’s definitely more fun to pay a sexy Thai massage girl do it for me.
There’s two shops, Kiss Massage 1 and Kiss Massage 2 on the same Soi. I went to the first one because Kiss 1 is closer than Kiss 2. Besides both shops interchange massage girls.
Also Kiss 1 and Kiss 2 are all run by the same Thai owner as Bangkok Passion Massage, Thai Candy Massage, Honey Bee Massage and I’m probably missing one or two more. And all are located on the same sub Soi of Sukhumvit 22
Normally I just go inside a massage shop and just look at whatever ladies they have available. But this time I checked out their website’s massage girl photos. Just hedging my bet. So I made a few calls ahead to see if those pretty girls were available.
But no luck. The girls I picked ahead of time were busy or on holiday. Undeterred I marched down Sukhumvit Soi 22 and made my way to Kiss 1 shop, pass Paradise Massage and Bangkok Passion, two of my favorite happy ending massage parlors in the same sub soi.
The Shop
Like the rest of the massage shops in the area, Kiss 1 is inside a small and narrow building. A mamasan is seated behind a desk ahead. On one side is a sofa with about 7 girls all seated with their mobile phones in their faces.
As soon as I stepped inside my eyes went to one girl sitting closest by the door. I spotted her first because she’s the skinniest one out of the group.
There were quite a few chubby girls at the moment seated. I’m no perfect specimen. But if I was doing their job I’d skip a plate or two of somtam and fried chicken to slim down.
The mamasan seated me and sat next to me also. She showed me the price and service menu. I’m familiar with their services already and always enjoyed the erotic lingam massage.
But here’s a list of Kiss Massage happy ending full services for men:
- Erotic Lingam Massage
- Body to body Massage
- Nuru Gel Massage
- Erotic Bathing and Soapy Massage
- Erotic Secret Spot & Lingam Massage
I chose 90 minute erotic lingam massage which cost 2600THB. I recommend shooting for the 90 minute sessions because the sensation of the massage is amazing. And time goes fast while you’re having fun.
After picking my service the mamasan asked me to select a massage girl. Good to know this mamasan gave me the option to choose my own. I picked the first girl I saw when I stepped through the door. I’m not putting down real names here so let’s just call her Nam.
The Service
Nam led me two flights up the staircase. I usually start chit chatting while we’re walking up the stairs. I asked her how old she is and she replied 34. Initially I thought she was 25.
Nam is not the prettiest girl I’ve ever picked from a massage line up. She is definitely not ugly either. On the scale of 1 to 10 with 10 as the best score I’d give her 6. But her body is skinny and she has a nice set of tits albeit implants.
When we reached the room she handed me some towels and said she’d be back. It’s the usual routine whether you’re at a oil massage shop or a soapy massage. The massage ladies will always head out to retrieve her basket of soap, tissues, lotions and condoms.
The room was long. There’s a bed with a strategically placed mirror. A sofa and even a coffee table. What a nice homely touch. There’s a tub on the other side of the room with an inflatable mattress on the wall.
A quick reminder that Kiss Massage also provides soapy body to body massage too.
Nam came back in a few minutes and turned on the shower and placed a bottle of soap and asked me to shower.
I was a bit bummed she asked me to shower alone. I like to shower with the girls because together it’s more fun and I get to check out her body some more. No big deal I just showered while I watched Nam take off her clothes.
Nam has a nice body, no ass but her breasts were nice and ample. I think I will ask for Nam for a future booking for a soapy body to body massage session.
But for now I was so excited to get started with the lingam massage.
The Erotic Lingam Massage Starts
I’m no stranger to lingam or tantric massages. I’m down with the procedure and know what to expect.
I got down on my stomach on the bed and spread my legs a little out so Nam could get between my legs. She started with a liberal slathering of oil on my lower body concentrating on my ass, ball sack and yes my cock.
She didn’t have the lightest of feather touches, the same way I usually get from other massage girls performing lingam massage. But she knew where to get me so aroused to the point I wanted to cum. It was just 10 minutes into the massage.
Which is about a good time as any to let you know you can get more than one time to shoot your load at Kiss Massage. The same as it is at all of their sister properties
And Nam had this technique where when I told her I was going to pop she would squeeze the tip of my cock hard. I could feel a distinct sting and discomfort. It wasn’t painful at all.
Edging – You’ve Got to Try it
I knew what she was doing so I did not freak out. This is a hand job technique called edging. Basically what edging is it delays your ejaculation. If done right you’ll get an enjoyable explosive cum shot in the end.
She did it repeatedly to me until I couldn’t take it no more. And when I was about to finally shoot my load she doused her hands full of oil and started jerking me off with this crazy hand technique.
I can’t describe it in words. So I’ll let the animated gif below do the explaining for me.
I don’t know where she learned it from but whoever taught her I want to thank them from the bottom of my heart.
So yeah that’s one of the weirdest methods of jerk me off I’ve ever seen. Don’t think I’ll be able to do it to myself so I suppose I’ll have to see Nam again at Kiss Massage.
Conclusion
I blew the Mount Vesuvius of cum shots thanks to Nam. It’s good to know Kiss Massage girls let you shoot more than once but I couldn’t manage it. And I paid for full service.
Nam tried hard to get me up again but Mr. Winky was down for the count. Before I knew it time was up. And this time she got into the bathtub with me to help wash off the oil.
I’ve been back to Kiss Massage a few more times since then. The service is consistently good. But I have to admit they don’t have a lot of girls that I find attractive. As I mentioned a lot of their massage girls are on the chubby side.
They do have many ladies working for them which is why I will always go back to Kiss Massage.
