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Bangkok Blow Job Reviews

Getting a blow job and massage in Bangkok is one of the easiest ways to enjoy day time action. Getting three BJs though is one of the best remedies for a serious hangover. It’s medically proven.

And I’m going to review and compare three places to get your cock sucked in Bangkok to clear your head.

But something tells me you’re not looking for the standard covered BJs right?

No sir. I’m going to show you where you’re going to get guaranteed bareback blow jobs. With cum in mouth (CIM)! At no additional cost!

That’s right, suck shops in Bangkok where you get to shoot your juice inside a pretty Thai girl’s mouth.

Where to Get Blow Jobs in Bangkok – With CIM

I had to pick out some places specifically known for blow jobs. I could’ve just easily reviewed a bunch of BJ bars. Where you can get your meat whistle sucked for less than 1000THB while gripping a frosty beer.

But I’m not a fan of BJ bars. Not saying you shouldn’t check them out for yourself. Personally, I prefer BJ salons because the girls are much better looking in my opinion.

I came up with three places to make this review. Two of them are known specifically as Japanese styled pink salons with guaranteed CIM. And I chose one oil massage shop for a quickie suck down to review here also just to give you another option.

Today there are not many dedicated blow job salons in Bangkok. Because many full service massage shops found along Sukhumvit road Soi 22 provide customers the same service with a massage as an added touch.  But I was specifically looking for places only dedicated to blow job service moniker.

I’m not sure how many guys out there are nuts enough like me to get 3 blow jobs in a day. My personal best record was 7 hummers in a 12 hour period. That was 15 years ago.

The Jim Hunt Taste Test

Just a side note last week I got a blow job from a bar girl working at Nana Plaza. She told me my cum tasted sweet. First time I’ve been told it tasted sweet. Of all the years I’ve had BJs (check out my BJ counter) I got curious. Kind of made me think if there’s a personal health concern I should worry about. I even did a bit of research on how sperm tasted.

Why not? I was bored. And no way in hell I’m going to taste my own spunk.

I figured mine’s gotta taste better than donkey cum, however.

Anyways, I decided to ask each girl what my sperm tastes like today. Or what I affectionately call, the “Jim Hunt Taste Test” and don’t laugh. What if someday I discovered that the taste of a man’s sperm could be indicative of his health status. I might even get written up in a prestigious medical journal.

Enough about me. I had to get ready by downing 2 liters of water before heading out of my house.

Time to get my cock sucked.

The first BJ salon I visited this day is Kimochil BJ in Bangkok’s posh Thonglor neighborhood.

Kimochil BJ – Round 1

I went to Kimochil BJ last year for the first time. Never went back there again. Until today for review purposes. You’ll see why.

Kimochil BJ is located on Thonglor 3, which is 475 meters from the entrance of Sukhumvit 55. If you’re following google maps you’ll see it listed as Bunny Massage. Don’t ask how or why it just is.

It’s only a tad bit further from Phrom Phong red light district. And there’s not really a lot of other places in Thonglor for guys to go bust a nut.

I went inside Kimochil BJ around 1 pm. The lobby is filled with comfortable leather soft chairs with a woodsy look. Looks pretty much the same as last year. Just hoping the girls available are better this time. I met the mamasan and she showed me the service and price menu which you can also check out here.

There aren’t a lot of options as I mentioned Kimochil is a dedicated suck shop. Handjob cost 1000THB and blow job for 1400THB, both are 40 minutes. While the full-service massage cost 2500THB for 60 minutes which is expensive.

And then there are the extras. 200THB extra for blowing your wad on the girls’ tits. 500THB extra for blasting your cum on their faces. And 300THB for handcuffs. Which sounds interesting. Don’t bother asking if you could bring your own handcuffs. I tried already and Kimochi BJ won’t allow it.

Kimochil BJ Service

I picked blow job service cause that’s what this post is about. Now, normally you should always check out the BJ girls first before picking service. This way, if you don’t see a girl you like, you can politely excuse yourself and leave without wasting much of their time and yours.

But to make this blow job review and comparison I didn’t really have a choice. Because I needed to take photos of the massage rooms so all of you can check it out. I picked the 40-minute blow job session and crossed my fingers there’s a hot Thai girl in the back.

Look at the risky shit I go through for all of you.

The mamasan called the girls down from the loft and only three girls showed up. I was speechless. Not in a good way. It took a lot of willpower to stay and complete this mission.

I don’t want to be mean but two of them looked like Shrek’s sister. And the third girl could be Shrek’s cousin. The girls were short and chunky. On Kimochil’s ladies’s gallery I saw some cute girls but either they’re not working anymore or they’re busy with customers already.

Because there was already one customer sitting downstairs waiting for I don’t know how many of his buddies upstairs getting their dicks blown.

I picked Shrek’s cousin, a short squat girl with big tits and ass. Which is great. But she had a tummy too which is neatly stuffed and poorly hidden beneath her tube top. Lucky she wasn’t going to be naked during my 40 minute BJ session.

Up to Rooms at Kimochil BJ

I was led up to a room on the third floor and was surprised to see it was big. With a big shower stall, a bed with a mirror. The floor had this weird plastic vinyl cover. Which reminds me of what mobsters used when after double tapping a victim in the head and just roll the plastic up with the body for clean and easy disposal.

Maybe I was just in a bad mood. I got stuck with humpty dumpty for 40 minutes. But I’ll be a trooper.

It starts off with a shower with the girl but she’s fully clothed. She washed everything especially my cock and balls. Then off to the bed for a short body massage. Then she started with the blow job. A few minutes of that. She asked if I wanted to pay extra for intercourse. I politely declined.

What I really wanted to say was please don’t take your clothes off.

I have to admit, it was a pretty good blow job technique she got going. I just closed my eyes and focused on a hot Thai model looking girl I saw on the BTS sky train. In about 5 minutes out came my cum into her gullet.

She got up and spat out my load inside the shower. I asked her how my cum taste. She just said sweet. Same exact answer as the last time with a bar girl. Interesting…

You Can Get a Decent Thai Massage Inside Kimochil BJ

And then she called me in for another shower. Not a big deal it’s my own cum. But I really, really hope they cleaned that shower floor good. After the shower, it was back onto the bed where she gave me a massage until the time was up. It was a pretty good Thai massage too. It’s a well-known fact that heavy chicks give better Thai massage as they can use their weight to apply adequate pressure.

Okay, I’m making fun. The blow job was good and the massage was nice too. But is it worth the 1400THB?

Time for me to compare Kimochil BJ to 7 Heaven. Which is my next stop for my second blow job of the day. It’s still early for daytime blow job action in Bangkok.

7 Heaven – Round 2

7 Heaven is located on Sukhumvit Soi 33 in Phrom Phong red light district. This area is littered with full-service massage shops. But 7 Heaven is the only dedicated blow job salon in the area that is super easy to find and not far. Just 380m walk from the entrance of Sukhumvit soi 33.

After a quick stopover for a burger for lunch I reached 7 Heaven around 3 pm. There were three girls sitting outside, new faces too.

I go to 7 Heaven a lot. So the girls know me as a repeat customer. I went inside and spoke to not someone I would call a mamasan. Seemed just like a regular non-sex worker. Anyways there is a tablet with photos of girls currently working inside. You can also look at their website’s list of ladies too because the phots are accurate and haven’t been photoshopped.

On the tablet I could easily see at least 4 girls I’d choose for my second blow job session of the day. And all of them were available. But I decided on choosing the new girl and she’s super hot.

She’s very light skinned and had on this cute uniform and I could tell through her shirt she’s got some big titties and a nice firm fit body. She’s in her early 20’s and started working there a week ago.

7 Heaven BJ Service

Price of 40-minute blow job cost 1300THB. Handjob cost 1000THB. 2 girl blow job cost 2500THB and 3 girl blow job cost 3500THB. Three girls licking up and down my pole I think is overkill. But seeing as 7 Heaven has a lot of pretty and skinny Thai girls working inside I would definitely try out the 2 girl blow job session really soon.

If you take a look at 7 Heaven’s service and price menu you’ll see a very short menu. However, they also provide extra options like cum on face for 500THB and cum on tits for 300THB. They even have handcuffs and fully nude massage girl options.

I paid the 1300THB for the blow job to the girl and off to the room I went.

Up to the “cubicle room” at 7 Heaven

Privacy is not an issue while getting your dick sucked on inside 7 Heaven. However, because the rooms are cubicle style you can easily hear what’s going on with your neighbors.

My girl put me in a cubicle with customer’s getting serviced on both sides. You can hear everyone chatting, dick slurping in stereo. Also the eventual sounds of “oh my god, I’m coming” with the indistinct sound of handcuffs a few cubicles down.

She went out to retrieve soap and Listerine which they’ll need as 7 Heaven hot blow job girls let customers cum right into their mouths.

When she came back I already took off all of my clothes. It’s time to wash the boys again. 7 Heaven has this special wash sink placed below waist level. Which makes it easy for the girls to wash cocks.

After that’s done, it’s off to the bed. All 7 Heaven blow job girls take off their tops. And when I saw her titties I was amazed. She definitely had surgery done. I couldn’t keep my eyes off. Next time I see her I’m going to pay extra just to come on those tits.

Titties in Your Face

She worked slowly first on my nipples. And went down to my nut sack gently tickling with her tongue for a few minutes before working on the tip of my cock. She was great. Watching that pretty face and lips work on my cock made me want to pop in her mouth fast. I had to tell her to slow down, which she did. She just went back to work on my balls.

All the time I was holding on to her perfect titties.

But I couldn’t contain myself when she went back to work on cock while flicking her tongue on my prick. I told her I was going to cum and she went deep throat and out came my cum in her mouth.

Bad news is recently, 7 Heaven used to let customers have two shots. But all of the BJ girls complained to management that’s too much. And even threatened to leave if they didn’t change their two shot in 40 minutes policy.

But I couldn’t muster out the second shot even when she tried. I probably could’ve done it if I went to 7 Heaven first instead of Kimochil BJ.

I asked her how my cum tasted. She said a little bit sour. Interesting…

The whole service was not rushed, she really was just a sweet girl. I tipped her 500THB and you can bet your ass I’m going back there like tomorrow to hook up with her again.

Who’s Better? 7 Heaven or Kimochil BJ

So far, 7 Heaven is the clear winner compared to Kimochil BJ. 7 Heaven gets high marks for hot Thai girls mainly.

Thai Candy Massage – Round 3

Thai Candy Massage is a place my friend suggested I go for cum in mouth blow job service. He says it’s not a big shop and every time he’s been inside its always cum in mouth blow jobs with unlimited shots. But Thai Candy is mainly a full-service massage shop with an emphasis on tantric massage.

At this point, as much as I enjoyed my last BJ I really didn’t have much of a sex drive for my third planned visit. But I have to be strong. This is not as easy as I make it look.

So I wanted to check out Thai Candy Massage down Sukhumvit Soi 22 which is past Marriott Marquis Queen’s Park Hotel and Marvel Hotel (both are guest friendly).

I’ve never been inside Thai Candy Massage before but I know it’s by the same owner of Kiss Massage and Bangkok Passion Massage plus three others in the same soi.

Like I mentioned already, these types of massage shops are also great for getting a quick release, in a short matter of time. For not a lot of money.

Thai Candy Massage has a 30-minute service. You can have covered intercourse and finish with a bareback blow job and cum in mouth.

Which was perfect for me. After shooting my load twice in a three hour time span and with my age squeezing out the third one could prove to be difficult. So I went for the 30-minute full-service course.

I checked Thai Candy Massage’s ladies gallery and picked out a girl and called ahead to book. I didn’t want to risk the same experience I had at Kimochil BJ.

Lucky Me, Another Pretty Thai Girl for My Third and Final Shot

I booked the 30-minute full service. Which means I’ll get a combination of services. Which I gladly used. Because when I saw the girl I booked I got all excited as she was very pretty and had a great attitude from the start. She wasn’t as hot as the last BJ girl at 7 Heaven though.

But 20 times better than the first girl over at Kimochil BJ.

30 minutes is not a lot of time, but a lot can be done. Just a quick wash of my cock and balls and she was sucking me right inside the shower stall to get me hard. After a few minutes of BBBJ, I asked for a condom because I wanted to have some doggy style action. She has an amazing ass and I grabbed her ample tits during the whole time

With the mirror on the wall, it was a great perspective. Not minding that I already shot my jizz within a short time span I didn’t even think I could replenish my stock. But in 20 minutes I was ready to unleash the hounds with 5 minutes to spare.

I pulled off the condom and she sucked me down and I exploded inside her mouth. I was down and out for the count. The nice thing was she didn’t rush me to the shower as time was up. I told her this was my third blowjob of the day and she just laughed and told me I was crazy.

Unlimited Cum Shots at Thai Candy Massage

I asked her how many times customers can cum. She said unlimited. She was being funny. But she basically meant as many times as customers can do within the time paid timeframe. Which is on par with the rest of the other happy ending massage shops in the area.

Then I asked her what my cum tasted like. She answered salty. Interesting…

What does it mean? Oh, fuck it, who knows… I just had three blow jobs in one day and I wanted to go home and cuddle with my bottle of tequila and write this review while my memory is still fresh.

Yes, I do write when I’m drunk which is why my blog posts are littered with missspelt words. But my poor grammar I’ve got no excuse.

The Results

After my extremely difficult afternoon in Bangkok, my blow job comparison and review came up with these results.

Kimochil BJ is in third place. Alright, so if you want a decent massage after a 1400TH blow job Kimochil BJ is the clear winner. To be fair to Kimochil BJ I have to go back. Maybe if I went in another time or day I might find pretty girls. At least this time I can back out if I don’t see a girl I like. If I have a better experience I will update this post.

Thai Candy Massage is in second place. I had a good 30-minute experience but it cost 1600THB. However, you can have intercourse with the ladies, with a condom of course. And you can finish with cum in mouth blow job.

First place goes to 7 Heaven. The downside about 7 Heaven is they don’t provide full service. I know this is a blow job review. But I would pay premium money to one of their girls bounce up and down cock. 7 Heaven is a dedicated blow job salon only and they charge 1300THB for 40 minutes and ladies provide up to two shots per session. Which is a very good bargain overall.

If you’re searching for fun day time (sex)action in Bangkok I highly recommend 7 Heaven followed by Thai Candy Massage. I’m sure you’ll enjoy them as much as I did.

My sperm taste test is inconclusive. Guess this means I’ll have to go around and get more cum in mouth blow jobs to collect more data.