Exotic Massage Bangkok Review

One of my best buddies tells me I should write a review about Exotic Massage Bangkok over on Sukhumvit Soi 22. He’s into kinky sex services like BDSM, getting ball gagged and spanked like a little boy caught stealing from a cookie jar.

My friends been in Thailand way longer than I have. Of all the years I’ve been fooling around in Bangkok’s happy ending massage shops I haven’t gone off the deep end just yet. But he convinced me to go with him to check out some of the freaky services provided at Exotic Massage shop. It’s the only full service massage shop I know providing golden shower service for a price.

I told him thanks but no thanks. I will go with him to Exotic for research purposes however. To check out the girls and see what’s it like to be inside. They do have tantric massage which is just right up my alley. Though it will be hard to beat Paradise Massage which is right across from Exotic Massage for an awesome tantra session.

Exotic Massage Review

Though Exotic Massage has one of the most extensive sex service menus I’ve ever come across which you can check out on their website. From basic blow job massage to 4 hands tantra sessions at which I recommend however at Analisa Massage instead, to prostate massages as well.

Exotic Massage does have a lot of kinky sex services like ass worshipping, golden showers, slapping and spitting. Whippings and locking your cock in a tight leather crotch cage. They’re not kidding, they do provide exotic and unusual sexual services. For me I don’t get this whole bit about men wanting to be abused by women.

Speaking from experience, my best advice for a man wanting to feel beaten, down trodden, demoralized and abused is to go get married. And then get divorced. Then have a judge order you to pay her half of what you earned with your own two hands. Now that my friends, is what I call pain and humiliation. Anyways, I digress.

My First Visit to Exotic Massage

Exotic Massage has been in the area for years. It’s located in the middle of the sub soi of Sukhumvit 22.  And I’ve passed it by many times. The main reason why I’ve never went inside is because there never were ladies sitting outside. Even though there are chairs for ladies to sit and attract men.

Granted I usually go to these places during afternoons and evening times. Maybe Exotic Massage girls has ladies sitting outside during night time.

I suppose you can look at their website to see photos of Exotic Massage girls. And I can tell you the photos are accurate as most of them were photographed on premise. Because the backgrounds look exactly like the interior of the shop.

Exotic Massage Girls

Normally, I like places where I can choose my massage girl. Though at Exotic they run on a queue system. Which means the girl you get will not be by your choice. But rather by who’s up in line next to take a customer. Which is a real crap shoot. You can end up with someone you simply find unattractive. Or the sexiest massage girls you’ve ever laid eyes on.

My buddy recommends that it’s best to look at their website photos of their massage girls first and then make an appointment so you know exactly which girl you’ll have during your sessions.

But my asshole friend never told me that in the first place. He booked his girl ahead of time. And never bothered  to mention that important tidbit of information. Until I stepped foot inside.

I’m a Nice Guy, Really, I am…

So my buddy already had his girl set up for him. A pretty girl but a bit old for my taste. Now, the girl I got, was just as old about mid 30’s I’d say. I asked if they have more girls. I was told she was next on queue to service customers.

Now I could’ve just passed and said I’ll just walk over to another shop. But I heard the massage girl say it’s okay, I can just choose another girl in Thai. That’s when I looked at her and felt sorry for her. Okay, I’ll be a the nice guy just this once. I’ll stick with her.

What I’ll do is just choose a short 60 minute session which I saw on the menu for 1700THB which includes body to body oil and a hand job with orgasm control. Which sounds interesting enough to write about for a massage review here.

Up to the Room

Normally, I’d ask the name of the massage girl but I didn’t bother this time. I admit, I wasn’t really in a good mood at this point but I tried to be as positive as I can. Maybe I’d get one of the best hand jobs ever from what looked like a well experienced by age professional. Who knows?

The room she brought me up to was on the second floor. When I got inside the first thought that came to mind was I was led into a room fit for an exorcism. How fitting for the upcoming Halloween.

The tilted painting was a nice touch.

The green walls were an interesting choice. And so were the melted candles on the one side of the walls. It’s a bit dark inside but hey, I’m here to get a hand job, not rent the room to live in.

And so goes the usual routine, I was asked to shower while she headed out to get her kit of oils. No big deal, at this point, I didn’t mind washing myself. Stay positive Jim, stay positive.

When I was done showering she got back a minute later and I just plopped myself onto the mattress, backside up. I heard her undress and then she said she will shower.

After she was done with that she got down and started oiling the lower half of my body. She gave a decent massage, not actually tantric as her touches weren’t too light. It was a cross between a Thai oil massage and tantra massage is the best I can explain it.

When a tantric massage is done right you get these goosebumps all over your body. I didn’t even get a single goosebump. Stay positive, stay positive.

But, I know she tried. She was tickling my scrotum to get a reaction from my pecker. She oiled her fingers and gently tickled my balls. Which did the trick. So she started to work on my rod.

I asked her how many cum shots can customers get inside Exotic Massage. She said only one. Which is about right. The friend I came with has already confirmed that.

It didn’t really matter as one shot was all I think I could muster for the day.

The Body to Body Oil at Exotic Massage

What I did enjoy was her body to body oil massage technique. She used her titties particularly her nipples to lightly touch my body. It was enjoyable I must say. For a while she was doing it to my back until it was time for me to turn over.

Which was the first time I really took a look at her with her clothes off.

So she’s definitely older. Her titties sagged a little. But what really threw me off was she must’ve had more than a few kids. She has this pouch of loose skin right on her tummy. While she was giving me a body to body oil massage on my front side I could see her pouch dip down on me.

At this point, I was beyond telling myself to stay positive. I just went with the flow.

My boys were ready to exit already after her nice little work on my back with her titties. Now she was working on my front side sliding up and down my cock.

Orgasm Control Was What I Ordered

I told her I was going to come soon and I was eager to see what she would do because I paid for orgasm control. I was really interested in seeing watch she’ll do.

She just kept on sliding up and down my groin area. Which I enjoyed. But I was wondering at what point she’d bring out her orgasm control technique. Or did she expect me to stop and control myself?

And with that final thought I popped all over her titties. Then she got up and showered alone and then it was my turn to hit the shower alone again. And that was that.

Orgasm control is also called tease and denial which I had the best experience over at Kiss Massage on the same sub soi. In a nutshell, it’s a method for girls to increase the intensity of your cum shot during a sensual massage session.

Stay Positive Jim!

Okay so maybe I picked a service off the menu my massage girl was never really familiar with. Maybe she’s used to performing the real kinky shit like foot fetish and ass worship. Not something low key like orgasm control.

When I went back downstairs to wait for my friend who went for a 90 minute session I browsed through the menu again. Thinking, okay maybe I picked a massage service that the ladies are not familiar with.

When my friend came back downstairs he was all smiles. I think he could tell by the look on my face I wasn’t too thrilled. But I didn’t tell him everything that happened until we stepped outside to compare notes. He offered to give me the 1700THB I paid seeing I wasn’t happy. But it was okay, not a big deal. I’ve had plenty of unhappy endings and this won’t be the last one.

I asked him what service he chose. He said he picked the 90 minute exotic massage with face sitting and a hand job to finish. He just enjoys the smell of pussy and he says you can eat out the girls inside Exotic Massage.

When I heard that I threw up in my mouth. But to each their own. It’s why the world’s so interesting.

I’ll give Exotic Massage another try and update this review. Who knows, maybe I’ll try something weird like slapping and spitting. Like my friend recommended, albeit too late, I’ll book a girl off their website. This way, I’ll end up with the girl of my exact choosing.