Hello all to all you depraved scoundrels, rejects and perverts!

Yes, I am still alive. I haven’t been answering questions and comments that have been pouring in recently after the country started opening up slowly.

So why haven’t I written anything in a long while.

Cause what’s there to write about? Thailand’s entire sex industry got the shit kicked out of it these past 3 years.

And funny thing is for me it was great!

I’m not kidding. Let me illustrate an example.

Picture a large swimming pool filled with 100 girls. 60 of them are undesirable. 30 of them are okay but you wouldn’t overspend on. And the last 10 are total gems and totally worth a splurge. You can easily elbow your way past the wilder beasts and into the arms of a beautiful sex kitten or two.

That’s what it’s been like for me during the entire shit storm.

There were a lot of beautiful women working the scene and streets of Bangkok and it was easier for me to find them.

Now picture 200 dudes just plopped into said swimming pool. I have to put a lot more effort to wade through several hundred mouth breathers with erections and the aforementioned wilder beasts to reach beauties. And often too late as their bountiful boobs are now covered with crusty semen.

Alas the fun seems to be over. Sure it’ll still take time for Thailand’s sex tourism to recover. People forget and before you know it, it’s like nothing happened.

Unless this new monkey pox stirs up more trouble.

Fingers crossed it won’t as Jim Hunt is not a selfish prick.

Many of my favorite massage shops are still around, some have closed. But will they reopen, who knows. At the moment many shops are having a hard time finding workers to fill their rosters.

At the moment I’m calling up shops instead of getting around on my moped (gas prices are ridiculous) and texting as well to update my blog.

I have to admit I do miss writing about my experiences and posting them here.

Now if you are coming to Thailand in the near future, I believe you can still have a good time. There are still not a lot of foreign tourists so personally I think it’s the best time. Because by the end of this year, the massage shops, bars and streets will be back, not only full of beautiful Thai women, but the mouth breathers blocking the streets.