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I’ve got two answers for guys interested in hooking up with Thai ladyboys: 1) I’m not into ladyboys 2) I can still help you.

When it comes to the subject of Thai chicks with dicks, or rather dudes with tits, I know that the information I have on Thai ladyboys on this website is miniscule.

During my green years inside Bangkok’s red light districts I avoided katoeys or ladyboys like the plague. I just found that particular lifestyle disturbing. It was so weird to sit next to a dude, dressed like a woman with fake tits. With his cock tucked neatly between his buttocks. And if a ladyboy propositioned me I just give the ol’ stiff arm and moved along.

Today, if I was enjoying a cold beer at a bar inside Nana Plaza and a ladyboy sat next to me and initiated a conversation I’ll have a nice friendly chat. But no, I’ll absolutely under no circumstances no matter how drunk I would never invite a Thai ladyboy back to my place to play dueling swords.

But, Playing Around Bangkok’s Red Light Districts You Might Make Mistakes

I got a blowjob from one or two (not at the same time) though from katoeys. They had their dicks surgically removed and thus considered post ops. That’s my excuse. When that happens, it’s kind of hard to tell the difference. Until you take a closer look.

Which is still difficult especially when you’ve got beer goggles. The temptation is there. But no matter how you spin it in your mind. No matter how beautiful and feminine Thai ladyboys look, they are still men. There’s no going around changing DNAs.

So getting my dick sucked by a couple of well disguised Thai guys was as far as my experiences goes when it comes to ladyboys. Took me awhile to get over it. I only cried in the shower for a few hours. Then went back out to look for some real guaranteed pussy. Then all was right as rain again in the world.

Jim Hunt at Your Service

I get a lot of emails from guys asking me about hooking up with Thai ladyboys in Bangkok and Pattaya’s red light districts.

One example is Roger from Down Under. I’ve never met him personally but we’ve been communicating through emails about his planned trip to have sex with ladyboys and play around with todgers. This went on for 6 months. And he’s sharing the information here with you all.

One thing in common about Roger and other guys that want to get it on with Thai ladyboys is they’re shy about it. They know how they will be perceived in their home country if they are discovered cavorting with transgenders.

Many first timers curious about ladyboys feel the same exact way here in Bangkok and Pattaya. Even when there isn’t anyone around the same time zone that will recognize them. They’re worried that total strangers will judge them. Look at them or get called a fudge packing cock gobbler. When I told Roger names of ladyboy go go bars he should visit he told me he was too shy to even walk into one.

One of my expat buddies totally enamored with ladyboys in Bangkok even offered to show Roger the ropes. Only to have him turn the offer down because he’s too afraid. Most likely he was too shy.

Okay, Getting Nervous Around Thai Ladyboys is a Legitimate Reason

Personally, all those years ago the first time I saw a foreigner with a ladyboy I did a lot of staring too. And yes I judged. Not out loud. But in my mind I called them a couple of fudge packers. I even felt weird buying a pack of cigarettes from a ladyboy inside 7-Elevens.

Again, after spending a long while here I’m not fazed by the sight of men pretending to be women. But if I was a prejudiced asshole back then I can imagine lots and lots of foreigners not accustomed to ladyboys think and felt the same way I did right at this very moment.

Because today, there’s a shit load more Thai ladyboys working in and around the red light districts. And the options to meet Thai transgenders plenty and easy. But, if you want to cavort with a ladyboy privately then here’s your answer.

Ladyboy Incall Service is the Answer

Okay, so you want to have sex with Thai ladyboys but you don’t want anyone to know. Which takes ladyboy go go bars and walking up and down between Nana and Soi Cowboy out of the equation.

So, Incall service is the answer for all the nervous nellies. Incall is opposite outcall in escort service speak. Just in case any of you idiots can’t figure it out.

More Thai ladyboy prostitutes provide customers incall service, compared to real Thai girl prostitutes. Real girls are more cautious about total strangers coming up to their private residence. Who can blame them? There are lots of psychos out there. If I was a Thai hooker I wouldn’t want some psychopath to strangle me to death with my panties and skin me to make himself a corset.

Ladyboys however are more fearless. Because they’re still dudes and they know it. And better suited for fending off an attacker.

I recommended Roger from Down Under to search around transgender escort websites like ts-dating.com because he can check out the profiles, complete with phone numbers and messaging. Almost every single Thai ladyboy has Whatsapp loaded on their phones.

Roger also recommends hook up apps like tinder.com to privately contact Thai ladyboys and find out where they live and how much they charge.

Here’s How Much Roger Pays for Incall Service with Thai Ladyboys

The magic number here for incall service with ladyboys seems to be 2500THB. At least according to Roger’s experience. He’s comfortable paying 2500THB for an hour. But Roger says many times the ladyboys let him stay past an hour. Sometimes up to 2 hours. Not that they have sex for the entire 2 hours. After he’s done he likes to sit and chat with ladyboys.  And they never minded or rushed him out. Unless they had somewhere else to go or when a customer is coming over.

Ladyboy Incall Rates Are Flexible… Most of the Time

Roger says most Thai katoeys ask upfront 3000THB. But you can talk it down to 2500B. He followed my advice about making jokes when asking for discounts. And it works. Most of the time that is. Some ladyboys won’t budge. But no worries, Roger says when he has the urge to lick ladyboy balls he never fails to find a hot ladyboy accepting 25o0THB rates.

But… There’s Always a But…

Roger says whenever you’re going for incall service there’s still a chance you’ll be seen. But you’ll most likely be seen by Thais which really don’t give a shit if you’re hooking up with a ladyboy.

Because most residences in Bangkok have some kind of key card security system. Whether it’s a condo, or an apartment complex, entry inside requires a key card.

There’s two things that can happen. One, the ladyboy will come downstairs to get you. Two, you wait for another resident with a key card to get in or someone to get out.

Obviously, the first option is the one that with a possibility of getting scene with a ladyboy together. Roger now is to a point where he’s little bit more carefree now since he’s been visiting ladyboys now on incall service exclusively.

More Nuggets of Ladyboy Knowledge from Roger

From Roger’s experience, the best looking ladyboys available for incall service live closer to Sukhumvit and Silom neighborhoods of Bangkok. He says if you go to a transgender escort website like tsdating.com and if you find out that a particular ladyboy lives far out in the boonies there’s a good chance the ladyboy is really ugly.

He’s gone far for incall visits outside of Bangkok, lured by hot photos of certain Thai ladyboys. When he gets there the actual ladyboy looks different than the photos. Ladyboys are masters at photo manipulation filters.

So he highly recommends taking a good look at the photos. If there’s too many highlights and filters on the pictures there’s a 100% you’re going to waste your time. Which is why he mainly sticks with ladyboys that live close within Bangkok.