Hera’s Massage Review Sukhumvit Soi 33, Bangkok
Hera’s Massage Bangkok is one of my secret full service happy ending massage shops I’m going to regret reviewing here. So it’s hard for me to release this review.
The last thing I want is more degenerates crowding my favorite place with sexy Thai massage girls for day time action in Bangkok.
I’m often asked if I’m keeping any secrets to myself. The answer is yes I do. And Hera’s Massage is one such place.
But in the spirit of Christmas come soon, I’m making this review so everyone reading this has a chance to check them out on their upcoming visit to Thailand. It’s never too early for gifts.
You’re welcome!
Hera’s Massage review
Hera Massage has the most girls with sexy hot bodies. They do have girls with pretty faces, but most of them have smoking hot tight bodies. You like tall girls, short girls or medium sized girls, every single one of them have big fake fun bags.
Many shops have a lot of overweight girls, but this one has the most massage girls in good shape.
A few of my favorite massage girls inside Hera have some super nice suckable titties but they also have nice asses also. Not easy to find Thai girls with both physical attributes but at Hera Massage, you’ll find them.
I’ve been visiting Hera for many years now. They’ve been through some rough patches in the past but after a renovation they’re recovering. Their storefront used to be completely white. Which made it hard to tell if it was a legit massage spa or a place to get a happy ending.
Today they have store front with garish purple and white colors and with massage ladies sitting outside in sexy uniforms. There’s no mistake with what happens inside and what you’re going to get in the end is going to be a happy one.
The location
Hera’s Massage is located 210 meters from the entrance of Sukhumvit Soi 33 on the right hand side. It’s a short stroll from Dream Heaven Massage and Mitu Massage which are two other fine happy ending massage parlors in the location.
So if you’re looking to stay in this area that is surrounded by so many oil massage shops then consider booking a room at the S33 Compact Hotel. The S33 is in drunken stumbling distance to many massage shops with hookers ready to blow you or jerk you off.
The nearest Sky Train station to Hera’s is Phrom Phong BTS. The closest exit to Sukhumvit Soi 33 is exit #5 at the station. From exit #5 Hera Massage is a 300 meter walk. If you’re coming from from Soi Cowboy, it’s a 1 kilometer walk.
The shop is super easy to find and reach on foot. And there are a lot of girl friendly hotels as well as other massage shops with special services all over Phrom Phong red light district.
Hera’s secret sauce
I know it’s hard for oil massage shops in Bangkok to retain their sexiest girls for a long time. Because there are a lot of wealthy retards out there falling in love with these girls and as a result pulling them out of the massage shops. So that they can have their grubby hands on these girls all to themselves. Sons of bitches.
Which is why I’m amazed how Hera Massage can easily replace their best massage girls when they get picked up by sponsors. I’ve been going there so many years and I meet so many hot massage girls inside consistently. Which is very hard for massage businesses to accomplish.
Of all the massage shops in Bangkok this is just one that I go to the most frequently.
My most recent visit to Hera’s Massage experience
I showed up at about 3pm. It’s my usual time so when I’m finished I can hop back on the Sky Train and head home while beating the rush hour train crowd. Though I rarely have a problem finding pretty Thai massage girls at this shop most hours of the day.
When you’re inside Hera the mamasan shows you a service menu. Their website service and price menu is outdated and incomplete in terms of provided services.
On my most recent visit I chose the 2600THB, 90 minute gel massage with a bathtub soapy treatment. Before I stepped inside the shop my original plan was to get a oil massage inside a shower room instead with one of my favorite usual girls at Hera’s.
There are no photo books to browse through inside Hera’s Massage Bangkok. So you pick girls out from a line up only.
Until I saw this amazing hot bodied massage girl walk past me inside the shop. She’s a new girl, the mamasan told me. Let’s call her Meiji (not her real name).
Most of the slim girls working inside Hera Massage wear short sexy blue and white outfits, sort of like futuristic air hostess uniforms.
Meiji, looked super sexy in her uniform. She’s not tall but her face was pretty and on a scale of 1 – 10, I give her a 7. But her body I give a 9. It’s very rare to find a Thai massage girl with that combination. And I’ve been messing around in massage parlors all over Thailand for a long time.
Up to the room with my massage girl
I paid my 2600THB to the mamasan and I followed Meiji to the stairway. I felt like a giddy school boy as I watched her ass go back and forth all the way up to the third floor.
As usual, as soon as customers are in the massage rooms, the girls turn on the air conditioning. Then they’ll head out for a few minutes to retrieve their basket of condoms, lubes and soaps.
At this time, customers just take off all of their clothes and hang up by the door. Then you can sit on the bed spread eagle with your balls hanging out and wait for the girl to return. Or you can do some quick push ups and sit ups to look buff.
Otherwise, there are towels on the bed. Take one and put it around your waist and relax until she gets back.
Getting in the bath tub with Meiji
Okay, normally I don’t choose bathtub extras. Because it takes time to fill up the bathtub which is a waste of time in my opinion. But Hera Massage bath tubs are not that big and the water pressure is strong. So the tub fills up quickly.
Not that I gave a shit about the bathtub. Because when Meiji took off her uniform I was treated to a magnificent body. She was gorgeous. Big titties, small waist and wide hips.
While we waited for the tub to fill halfway we fooled around a bit. I found out that she’d only been working at Hera’s Massage for a few weeks. Before that she was working at a regular job at a karaoke club in Huay Kwang red light district where the soapy massage shops are located
Meiji gave me a blow job with her gorgeous pouty lips. Her hair and her beautiful face, I was going to pop soon and I had to tell her to slow down.
The big question… get ready for disappointments
Because Hera Massage girls only give one shot. Yes. I know, it’s a disappointment.
While so many other full service massage shops in Phrom Phong red light district give customers two shots. I had to ask her to slow down a couple of times.
You can ask for an extra shot. If she likes you, she’ll oblige. But you didn’t hear it from me, alright?
And don’t be disappointed if the massage girl you choose won’t give you a second round. If they do, don’t be a cheap asshole. Give the girl a tip.
Meiji really knew how to work me in the bath tub. She sat on me reverse cow girl style and started rubbing me up and down. Grinding down on my groin with her slick soaped up round ass. And then she turned around and starting sliding her tits around my cock.
It was heavenly. I was about to die right there and then.
Until she said my cock looked cute. And she kept saying it repeatedly. Not really something a guy wants to hear I suppose. I mean baby seals look cute. A panda on a swing under a tree is cute. I always thought my cock looked like a lion ready to jump out of the bushes.
I don’t know about you. But at my age and with my ego, it’s hard to maintain an erection when a beautiful Thai massage girl at Hera’s says my dick looks cute.
Luckily it was time to dry up and get on the bed for that gel massage.
Thank god for mirrors
These days most full service massage shops have mirrors strategically placed on a wall right next to the bed. This way, you’ll have an awesome vantage point. While she applied oil and worked on my backside so I could admire her shapely body.
But I couldn’t wait any longer. After 10 minutes of her hands kneading and gliding down my back I asked Meiji to break open that condom as I couldn’t contain myself anymore.
She got on top and turned around for reverse cow girl style like in the tub. Smart girl knew that really turned me on. Even though I’m a breast men I was happy to get that amazing view of her ass but I could still see her perky tits bounce up and down from the mirror.
Hera’s Massage is a must visit in Bangkok
Whether it’s your first trip to Bangkok’s red light districts or you don’t know which happy ending massage shop to try out. Hera’s is a must visit.
Granted there were only a few experience at Hera’s I wasn’t too happy with. But that happens. Even massage girls can have off days just like folks working in offices.
But the Thai massage ladies they have working inside are beautiful to me and fun to be with. So I’m not too bothered that their massage girls only allow customers one shot.
The shop is clean and the location is super easy for all of you aholes to find and enjoy.
You’ll like this place.
January 17, 2020 @ 9:53 pm
Hey there.
I always read your website when I’m in Thailand and I decided to give Hera’s a try today at about 4 pm. There were only 3 girls when I went and about 6 or 7 when I left. From the 3, 2 were good and I took a blond one called Jessi. The mamasan was very nice with me so was the girl. I went for the shower tube 1 hour. The girl was actually good though I prefer natural boobs, she had silicone but a normal size so it was fine. We had a bit of fun on the bath(she gave me a bj without a condom even though I didn’t ask for the bj or for a condomless bj) and afterwards we went to bed. She was a very funny girl we had sex for maybe half an hour but then came my trouble, I didn’t cum, she went for the bj again and hj and nothing. Guess its because of sleeping pills I took but it was really good. Thanks for your tips brother.
January 20, 2020 @ 12:25 pm
Hey Miguel, glad you had “sort” of a good time, but you have a good attitude which counts. For the BJs, yeah some girls will give guys uncovered BJs and some won’t. Keep at it Miguel, cheers!
November 7, 2019 @ 7:50 am
After much researching I finally got the chance to experience the Bangkok hooker scene for the first time myself last night. Jim – your site is a solid resource and your reviews are informative and highly entertaining so thank you for your efforts on those!
I had a grade A first experience in Hera’s in Phrom Phong – 27 year old petite thai with great curves. She gave me a hot and soapy, rubbed her slinky little body all over me and BB blew me in the tub while playing with my asshole. Followed by a soapy handjob and then a semi submerged tit wank which was incredible. Next we dried off and moved onto the bed (big mirror on the wall – nice!) where she laid a condom on the edge in preparation and then continued to suck me off while I perved on her in the mirror.
Probably first time jitters but I wasn’t really feeling the sex so I asked her to keep working on me with mouth and hands and she gladly obliged. It took ages but she stuck with it and eventually I blew all over her perfectly plump little tits. We had 20 mins left and she offered to massage me which I accepted and WOW the girl has some skills! Intense Thai massage using her body weight, I went out of there like a new man.
Later (after a few beers) I got escorted into a gogo bar in soi cowboy by two girls in their early twenties and enjoyed their paws all over my junk for 20 minutes. I couldn’t complete (clearly not Bangkok fit yet) but it was a nice and different experience anyway. I would definitely say that you get more bang for your buck in the soapies like Hera’s though.
As an aside I noticed there are lots of street hookers in Phra Nakhon due south of Khao San rd – you can see them on the map on doxyspotting. Any experience in that area or is that to be avoided?
Thanks again!
November 7, 2019 @ 2:59 pm
Hey Steve, glad you had a good time. Khao San Road hookers are plenty and yeah they usually hang around the street bars and pubs. To be honest I don’t really head out there too much these days because of traffic. And I live in Sukhumvit area so taking the time to travel there to pick up a hooker is overdoing it. I prefer staying in the Sukhumvit/Huay Kwang area closer to home.
Even for you, unless you’re staying at a hotel in or around Khao San Road, I don’t think it’s worth the travel. But if you’re looking for the thrill of it, then go for it I say. Cheers!
December 26, 2019 @ 4:31 am
hi mate, if i was in thailand for just one day, and out of those massage shops which one woulod you recommend? upon reading your website, it looks like mitus massage and boss massage? Also ,do a lot of the girls do anal?
also, what is the best bj bar to go to? a lot of ppl are saying 7 heaven or wood bar.
thanks
December 26, 2019 @ 4:50 pm
Mitu I recommend because it’s the only real legit nuru massage shop in Bangkok. But Mitu girls are not the best looking, in my opinion. But they do their job well in terms of technique. Boss is good and Angels is good for pretty girls. You’re more than welcome walk inside any of these places and see what girls are available before taking out your wallet. Cheers!
October 19, 2019 @ 6:35 am
I’m very suspicious about this review. There’s nothing at all special about the girls here – just the usual collection of single mums you find in any other soi 33 or 24 place. But as others have commented, the mamasan is a total bitch and service standards are below par.
October 19, 2019 @ 4:43 pm
No need to be suspicious, what you read are just my personal experiences.
August 3, 2019 @ 6:14 pm
Pretty disappointing. No BBBJ although it was listed on the “menu”. She just kind of grinded me and got me off. Pretty meh B2B too. To be honest, I shouldn’t have lied to her that this was my first time in a special massage shop. She was pretty friendly otherwise. Much rather go to dream heaven or the soi 24\1 places.
April 30, 2019 @ 11:01 am
Let’s just assume Jimmy was doing a bit of advertising here. I think he probably knows somewhere there and is hoping to help them out 🙂 Hera’s is fine but not anything special.
April 30, 2019 @ 1:58 pm
Nope, you’re wrong Ray. I don’t know anyone at Heras. I’m beginning to suspect mamasans are onto me though, but as far as yet no one knows I’m writing these. Cheers!
March 15, 2019 @ 12:47 am
can’t find Hera’s at google maps. I guess it should be in that small sub-soi of Soi 33 where the sign of Amethyst Massage hangs out, right?
March 15, 2019 @ 1:06 pm
Hera’s is not inside a sub soi. Just keep walking straight up (210 meters) the right side of Suhumvit Soi 33. You can’t miss it. Cheers!
February 28, 2019 @ 4:14 pm
I just visited and not my cup of tea but chose to stay since I didn’t want to waste more time.
I checked out 101 and the front lady was just rude and annoyed that I asked to see the girls. Too many massage shops and hard to keep a solid roster must have something to do with it.
Back to Hera. Ended up with a full sized girl since for more surface area contact and her breasts were big. Took a 90 minute gel package. Got a Jacuzzi room and lots of washing and lathering and body slide. Then on to the bed with gel and body slide back and the front. Some BBBJ and then cowgirl.
After the deed was done got a full body “massage”. She gone through my legs and arms thoroughly while I kind of dozed in and out. I must say it was pretty relaxing. It’s not really a massage but felt good enough.
Washed up, tipped her and out the door.
On my 6 day adventure in Bangkok, I did Smooci which was actually alright, took out a Shark girl which was not worth it but she was petite and young and cute. One more stop and I’m gone never to return. Bangkok is way overrated and not my style. I get better Korean and Chinese girls in my home all full GFE but a bit more pricier.
July 25, 2019 @ 11:47 am
Hey Jason – where is your hometown? Vancouver perhaps?
September 17, 2019 @ 4:29 pm
Hey Jason where are you from? Invite me to Show me hot Girls At your place.
December 16, 2018 @ 8:16 pm
So at Hera’s the girl called my dick “cute” and gave me two shots. Their service menu mentioned 2600 for 90 mins with 2 shots – one of those a hand job. But the girl I got was nice n did let me fuck her twice.
November 24, 2018 @ 10:47 am
Though your experience and comments down have big difference but i still would love to give it a try on my next trip to Bangkok i am a breast n ass man n like to suck on tits a lot. Do they allow to shoot cum where ever i want ?
November 25, 2018 @ 2:05 pm
Hello, some shops charge you extra for shooting on face or tits. Some do not. Cheers!
November 5, 2018 @ 10:32 pm
What a disappointment. Like Wan, no BBBJ although I did get b2b. However I ordered Nuru and got Oil. Soapy tub was very much a cleaning exercise lacking in any sort of intimacy. Only pro I would give is the massage itself was pretty good. Other than that a pretty big waste of money.
Chose a looker, but she wasn’t a cooker.
October 23, 2018 @ 12:22 am
I am very disappointed. The service i ask for was 90mins nuru gel massage. Suppose to have bbj + b2b + s + shower tgt. When i read they give bbj in bathtub. I straight went for heras massage. But 2 of the service stated was not met. Which is b2b and bbj. Her name was something “san” . Throughout, she didn’t even smile and was hesitant during service. I ended doing handjob by my own. And at 1 hour mark she already wearing her uniform. So i left and talk with her mamasan. Her mamasan also attitude sux. What can i say, i left the place unhappyman… so it wasn’t my day afterall. 🙁
October 20, 2018 @ 2:43 pm
Any massage place near Phloen chit BTS or Central World area that you will recommend?
October 20, 2018 @ 3:25 pm
Nothing comes to mind Keith. It’ll be a crap shoot in those areas as most massages shops in that area are legitimate. Anyways Phloen Chit is just 3 short stops to Phrom Phong BTS. Better to go to that area as you will know what to expect. Cheers!
October 20, 2018 @ 6:49 am
Hera’s shows up as Amethyst now on Google maps. Has there been a name change? In BK next week, would be greatful of a status update.
October 20, 2018 @ 12:43 pm
Hello Paul. Hera’s still at the same place, I even see it on google maps just now. Amethyst closed years ago and was inside a sub soi. Just follow my map Paul as it is up to date. Cheers!
October 19, 2018 @ 10:59 pm
Yeah, I was contemplating between Hera’s or Dream Heaven but chose Hera’s as you mentioned the girls are prettier, and from what I gathered the rooms at Hera’s are newer and nicer. Will check out Dream Heaven next. Cheers!
October 19, 2018 @ 1:01 pm
Hey Jim, visited Hera’s early this week at around 3:30pm and like Jeff’s experience there was only 4 girls to choose from including the lady who accepts my payment at the counter. Paid THB2,400 for a 60 mins Nuru massage but no Nuru done at all, just applied some gel and massage lightly on my back and front and then proceed to FJ. Not sure if this was because I opted for 60 mins instead of 90 mins. Did not tip her since I didn’t get what I paid for.. Anyway, still cheaper than what we pay for a Thai girl in my country. Thanks for your recommendation. Noticed there were more girls when I left at about 4:30pm. For the record, do they pour/use real Nuru gel and slide up and down on you? Which shop does that? Will check out other massage places when I go to Bangkok next time. Cheers!
October 19, 2018 @ 1:44 pm
What’s up Ken! Hera’s is really popular so chances are most of their girls are already with customers upstairs. That said, I don’t recommend going that early. For Hera’s it’s probably best to get in after 6pm, more girls should be in around that time. The reason why I go in early afternoon is so that I can beat the rush hour crowd on the Sky Train. As for Nuru it’s really thick and goopy and slippery. Followed by a body to body slide. Not all girls perform it the same though from my experience as well. For nuru gel try heading over to dream massage, it’s diagonally across the soi from Heras. They do the right way =) I just think Hera has better lookin girls. Cheers!
October 11, 2018 @ 6:05 pm
Hi Jim. I went to Hera this afternoon around 3pm and sad to say I did not have a good experience there. There were only 4 girls available at that time. The girls were nice and friendly but just not my preference. Anyways, the bad experience was with a pushy mamasan. I had politely asked her if there were any other girls and she sarcastically replied “Man, you here to fuck the girl once only and not choose to marry her”. I kid you not but those were her exact words. I got really pissed hearing that but kept my cool and said it’s ok I’ll come back another time. Maybe it was just bad luck I met that pushy mamasan. Don’t get wrong me as I’m not doubting your recommendation. Just thought of letting you know. I had tried Boss Massage as per your review and it was awesome! Keep up the good work buddy!
October 12, 2018 @ 6:09 pm
Holy shit Jeff, that must’ve been an awkward situation. Personally I don’t talk too much to mamasans. But I know the one at Hera seems rather aloof. But never though she’d could snap like that. Maybe she’s just having a really bad day. We all have them. Not that it’s an excuse. Hera’s does have many pretty girls so possibly they’re all busy with customers upstairs. It’s a good thing you kept your cool. I think there would be a lot of people that would’ve just got up and left in that kind of situation.
October 10, 2018 @ 8:05 pm
If i shot once or twice in 30 minutes then the girl leaves?But and i have payed 2600 TBH for 90 minutes?
October 11, 2018 @ 12:45 pm
Hi Jacob. If you shot twice during the first 30 minutes of a 90 minute service, the answer is no she won’t leave. You still have an 60 minutes of service leftover so you’ll get about 60 minutes of massage. Or a little bit less because you’ll have time to take a shower before leaving. Cheers!