Rob and Roy Shows You the Proper Way to Set Up a Threesome

I went into extensive lengths on planning a threesome in Bangkok (2 girls and 1 guy) already. But, what if you’ve got a good buddy you don’t mind crossing swords with a Thai hooker spread eagle in the middle?

Well, that’s what I’m going to cover here on this post. I’m going to cover how to approach Thai girls on the subject of getting spit roasted. How much you’re going to have to pay? With the help of my two close friends, Rob and Roy.

Personally, I’ve never had a two guy one girl threesome. If there’s gotta by an extra person I prefer it to be a full fledged woman.

Now I also want to clarify, Rob and Roy are straight heterosexuals and have never put their dicks in each other’s mouths an anus. They have admitted though that their dicks have touched. I mean how else is a girl going to suck two dicks at the same time?

First, a Bit More About Rob and Roy’s Background

I’m not one to believe in fate. But one can easily be converted after hearing this one. For the history buffs you might’ve gleaned from the names that Rob and Roy are Scots. Which they are.

Rob met Roy on a flight from the UK to India to Thailand 8 years ago. They were seated right next to each other the whole way and started talking through the entire journey. They discovered both are the same age, live in the same city, went to the same schools and never went on to university.

Both worked in the construction business. At the time different companies. Today they started their own successful little construction business and can afford more time to fool around.

Roy is just a few months older than Rob. If you looked at both you can see similarities. Not exactly twins. Like their mother went sleeping around with different men in pubs kind of way.

After a year of getting to really know each other well, becoming best friends and becoming travel buddies, Roy talked about having a three way with a Thai girl. He asked Rob if he wanted to be his tag team partner. While they were right inside a go go bar watching a little bar girl slap her ass in front of their faces.

Roy agreed without a hesitant beat.

Thai Hookers are Not as Freaky as You Think They Are…

In the real world of Thai hookers, not all are as freaky or sexually adventurous as you’d all like to think. I mean sure, after logging thousands and thousands of hours of porn you’d think taking a shit while getting a blow job at the same time is normal. It’s not.

Anal Explosive Delights Volumes 1-36 feature paid porn actors. And they get paid well by porn film industry to discharge excrements with smiles on their faces. I don’t care what others may say but nobody and I mean nobody enjoys getting shit on.

Outside of the porno film industry, in the privacy of a bedroom or a hotel room there would be a lot of vomiting and teeth brushing.

It’s not so far off to believe that Thai prostitutes will be extremely resistant to the idea of having two strange guys go at them at the same time. Sometime money isn’t the factor. Well, it is and it isn’t.

I’ll let Rob and Roy explain.

Rob and Roy’s First Attempt

What you’re about to read next is going to sound extremely absurd. But it happened and probably happens more than people like to admit. It’s so true it can’t be made up.

The first time both idiots went looking for threesome prospects they ended empty handed for a month. They went to the hottest looking Thai girls in the bars and clubs offering 15,000THB for a few hours. They just wanted to see if any of the hot girls would bite. 15k was the max they wanted to spend anyways so they just threw it out there to test the waters.

After quite a lot of trial and error they finally scored. What did they do this time differently?

They went for the low hanging fruit. Rob and Roy made the mistake of shooting for the sky. They went to the hottest looking girls they could find. Hot Thai girls can make money without experiencing double penetration.

Then, during a super wild night of tequila and whiskey Roy got up against a regular Thai bar girl and asked if she’d like to have sex with him and his buddy Rob. He said he’d give her 15,000THB. She said yes.

Rob was wasted too and he jumped with joy when Roy said he found their first threesome participant. The three zipped to the hotel room and they couldn’t even remember taking a shower. Matter of fact, they couldn’t even remember who went in first. Or even if they had condoms!

And when Roy woke up with a splitting headache the first thing when his eye finally focused was a dick next to his face. It was a brown colored uncircumcised dick with short curly black pubes. Roy has never seen Rob’s dick at this point. But Rob is pasty white just like Roy. And Rob is red headed.

Turns out there’s an extra dick in the party.

Failing is Just a Stepping Stone…

But a dick in your face is a dick in your fucking face. There’s no sugar coating it I keep reminding Roy.

Rob and Roy didn’t go ape shit. I joke about these two clowns a lot but I respect that this step back did not deter their threesome goal. They even had the class to take the ladyboy out for breakfast at the hotel.

They asked the ladyboy one important question.

Who else got fucked in the ass?

The ladyboy was sober the whole ordeal and told them they all took turns fucking her ass and getting sucked. That was it. They were relieved and didn’t take it as hard as you’d think. They told me they were disappointed but happy they learned something from the ladyboy.

Also Roy said he felt queasy knowing he kissed the ladyboy. After she sucked Rob’s cock.

They learned a lot from this particular ladyboy. She recommended that both should take it easy when it comes to dealing with real girls on the subject of threesomes. What they should do is to take it slow. They’ve got to cultivate some sort of trust with the ladies they want to have a threesome experience with.

Rob and Roy Hit Pay Threesome Dirt

After taking notes from the dude with tits they fucked in the ass, Rob and Roy learned three things to up their threesome game:

1. Go for the low hanging fruit
2. Build trust
3. Don’t get drunk

1 and 3 is easy. Number 2 will take time. Under the ladyboy’s recommendation, either Rob or Roy could pick one girl they both like. Then, one of them will have to build a trust relationship first. It can be done simply by paying them for sex on a consistent basis and being a total gentleman.

So they got to look for girls that aren’t too hot and desirable. Because beautiful sexy Thai girls can command a higher premium and be pickier about the guys that fuck them.

While there are plenty of regular looking Thai sex workers to pick and choose from which narrows the field, yet increases the odds of scoring a threesome. But the key is to take it slow.

For example, Rob could take her out to a movie, nice dinner, go look at puppies and kittens together.  And then go fuck in between while doing all those things for a week.

The next week, its Roy’s turn. He does the same exact thing. Rinse and repeat a few times.

She’ll become so comfortable and at ease with Rob and Roy that she can easily put her guard down with the both of them together inside the same room, naked with erections.

And it worked. The first time they asked a Thai bar girl they worked on for a few weeks together went so smooth. She didn’t even bat an eyelash. It was because she’s totally comfortable with both of them.

Okay it’s not fast and quick. There is a chance that you can find a Thai hooker that will bang two guys at one time, just like that.

Rob and Roy knew that. However, if you want to have sex with better looking Thai hookers, you’re gonna have to do what Rob and Roy did.

Ugly cheap Thai hookers could probably care less about banging 2, 3 or 4 guys at the same time.

Decent look Thai hookers however have a little more pride. But, they won’t go cheap either. You’re going to have to do some price negotiating. Rob and Roy splits 10,000THB for a few hours. Which is great money for Thai hookers.

I’ve been invited…

Rob and Roy even asked me once if I wanted to be the third man in the party. They told me they already found a girl that agreed to a 3 on 1. They tell me it’s an incredible turn on to put their dicks in a girls mouth. To watch another man bang a girl and joining in. I politely declined.

Honestly, even if I was the odd man out, how the hell is a lady going to fit three dicks in her mouth?

Whoever is in the middle is going to get his dick seriously fucked up. I mean just imagine it. Her mouths fully stretched. There’s no damn space. The middle dick is going to run straight up against her teeth. By the end of that session the middle cock is going to have scratch marks like it was run through with a garden rake. Thanks but no thanks fellas!